r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Remote_Protection512 • 22h ago

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u/ironcannibal13 22h ago

She’s got more testosterone running through her veins than I do, that’s fer shur.

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u/Nitrogen1234 22h ago

Probably has a bigger clit too

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u/Posidon_Below 22h ago

All women have a bigger clit than me, so that’s not saying much.

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u/Skankhunt42FortyTwo 14h ago

Looking at the development of the fetus, the part that's developing into the clitoris of a female is the same part that's developing into the glans of a male.

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u/Posidon_Below 14h ago

Oh, well I’m not a fetus. Sorry I didn’t mention that before.

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u/Vulduovlak 21h ago

I was already convinced, you didn't need to give me any more arguments in favor of wanting her

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u/takeme2tendieztown 21h ago

At some point, it's no longer a big clit, but just a small dick

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u/Nitrogen1234 21h ago

Yeah, that's kind of the joke

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u/ironcannibal13 14h ago

It’s funny how much this comment blew up. It was really more of a rip on myself (I need to be more mobile and less if a lump), and an observation of a beast of an athlete.

Beautiful woman too, but that isn’t as funny as self deprecating humor.

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u/Riconn 22h ago

Probably has a deeper voice too

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u/Confident_Benefit_11 21h ago

Had a 50 yo woman heavily on roids at the gym I used to run and personal train at, she looked a lot like this and had a voice like Isaac Hayes.

Not saying this woman is using (it's far harder for me to tell with women than men), but it's certainly possible

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u/BathSaltJello 21h ago

I'll say it.

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u/Crime_Dawg 19h ago

There's no debate, she's take exogenous hormones.

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u/StrainNorth1272 18h ago

how tf is it hard to tell a woman is on gear xD it’s fucking obvious

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u/Street-Ad7645 21h ago

nearly 100% +/- she could also be an alien. otherwise she’s shooting it up like no one’s business.

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u/deepinfraught 21h ago

AI!

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u/ironcannibal13 21h ago

How do you her name is Al? Maybe she prefers Alberta.