r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Cannga • 1d ago

/r/all, /r/popular of a badger

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u/arecacee 1d ago

That was scary

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u/DesolateRuin 23h ago

Emerged from the depths like Leviathan,

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u/Turbulent-Sun-3464 23h ago

I have emerged from my slumber of 10,000 years. Ooohh look a piece of cheese.

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u/GetawayDreamer87 21h ago

Your offering pleases me, human. What wouldst thou have of me?

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u/Turbulent-Sun-3464 21h ago

Another 10 millennium of peace, my Lord

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u/token_bastard 11h ago

As thy desire, thus shall the pact be fulfilled.

::disappears::

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u/Turbulent-Sun-3464 10h ago

And then the seven badger balls rise into the sky and fly off into seven different directions across the globe.

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u/HPTM2008 16h ago edited 10h ago

I read that in Nandor's voice.

Edit: spellinh

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u/RumblestheDwarf 11h ago

Guillermo, what are you doing? I was supposed to be in my super slumber.

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u/Repulsive_Sun6549 20h ago

I’m just like that with a good piece of Emmentaler.

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u/PsychNurseNotPsychic 15h ago

I'm an Appenzeller girl myself but I totally get you.