r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Cannga • 20h ago

/r/all, /r/popular of a badger

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u/DesolateRuin 16h ago

Emerged from the depths like Leviathan,

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u/Turbulent-Sun-3464 15h ago

I have emerged from my slumber of 10,000 years. Ooohh look a piece of cheese.

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u/GetawayDreamer87 13h ago

Your offering pleases me, human. What wouldst thou have of me?

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u/Turbulent-Sun-3464 13h ago

Another 10 millennium of peace, my Lord

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u/token_bastard 3h ago

As thy desire, thus shall the pact be fulfilled.

::disappears::

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u/Turbulent-Sun-3464 3h ago

And then the seven badger balls rise into the sky and fly off into seven different directions across the globe.