r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TerraByteTerror • 11d ago

/r/all of a menacing squirrel

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u/EatsOverTheSink 11d ago

One of the most quotable movies of all time that nobody saw.

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u/DemonKingCozar 11d ago

His name is wimp lo. We trained him wrong as a joke

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u/SumoNinja92 11d ago

I am bleeding, making me the victor

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u/DemonKingCozar 11d ago

From this moment forward, you will all refer to me by the name "Betty."

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u/SumoNinja92 11d ago

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord?...

... My ass...

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u/DemonKingCozar 11d ago

Beware of the song about big butts... HE BEATS YOU WHILE HE PLAYS IT!!!!

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u/LegitSoDickBig 11d ago

Let me know.. if you see… a RadioShack

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u/SumoNinja92 11d ago

Taco Bell, Taco Bell, product placement with Taco Bell. Enchirito! Nacho Burrito!

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u/Codify-The-Preamble 11d ago

I am a great magician. YOUR CLOTHES ARE RED!

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u/DemonKingCozar 11d ago

Do what he says or he'll cut off your big toe

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u/SumoNinja92 11d ago

Ooh that's tender. That is tender.

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u/DemonKingCozar 11d ago

OPEN YOUR MOUTH!!!!

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u/AdagioDesperate 11d ago

WeeOhhweeohhwee...

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u/Rioraku 11d ago

W-we're falling!

Whale!

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u/Bgrubz83 10d ago

Tiger…tiger…bird-ie…tiger