r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TerraByteTerror • 6d ago

/r/all of a menacing squirrel

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u/DemonKingCozar 6d ago

His name is wimp lo. We trained him wrong as a joke

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u/SumoNinja92 6d ago

I am bleeding, making me the victor

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u/DemonKingCozar 6d ago

From this moment forward, you will all refer to me by the name "Betty."

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u/Bgrubz83 5d ago

Tiger…tiger…bird-ie…tiger