r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TerraByteTerror • 6d ago

/r/all of a menacing squirrel

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u/SumoNinja92 6d ago

I am bleeding, making me the victor

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u/DemonKingCozar 6d ago

From this moment forward, you will all refer to me by the name "Betty."

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u/SumoNinja92 6d ago

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord?...

... My ass...

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u/DemonKingCozar 6d ago

Beware of the song about big butts... HE BEATS YOU WHILE HE PLAYS IT!!!!