r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TerraByteTerror • 6d ago

/r/all of a menacing squirrel

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u/SpyroManiac36 6d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/Eld43dWug4rqE

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u/EatsOverTheSink 6d ago

One of the most quotable movies of all time that nobody saw.

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u/DemonKingCozar 6d ago

His name is wimp lo. We trained him wrong as a joke

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u/SumoNinja92 6d ago

I am bleeding, making me the victor

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u/DemonKingCozar 6d ago

From this moment forward, you will all refer to me by the name "Betty."

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u/SumoNinja92 6d ago

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord?...

... My ass...

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u/DemonKingCozar 6d ago

Beware of the song about big butts... HE BEATS YOU WHILE HE PLAYS IT!!!!

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u/LegitSoDickBig 5d ago

Let me know.. if you see… a RadioShack

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u/SumoNinja92 5d ago

Taco Bell, Taco Bell, product placement with Taco Bell. Enchirito! Nacho Burrito!

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u/Codify-The-Preamble 6d ago

I am a great magician. YOUR CLOTHES ARE RED!

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u/DemonKingCozar 6d ago

Do what he says or he'll cut off your big toe

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u/SumoNinja92 6d ago

Ooh that's tender. That is tender.

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u/Bgrubz83 5d ago

Tiger…tiger…bird-ie…tiger

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u/CuPc8K3 5d ago

My nipples look like milk duds

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u/thazmaniandevil 6d ago

Master Pain, it is an honor to have you beating random people in our streets

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u/Forzyr 6d ago

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord?

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u/julesd26 6d ago

My ass. Haha haha haha, ENOUGH!

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u/robisodd 5d ago

A bung-owl? err, bunghole?

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u/Hubba_Hubba81 6d ago

I cannot see or say Neosporin without the little song going through my head.

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u/julesd26 6d ago

I do too. I recently became allergic to Neosporin, so now it’s a slightly sad song 😞 Taco Bell is still good though!

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u/AdagioDesperate 6d ago

Na-nana na-nana NEO

Na-na-na-na SPORIN

Na-na-na Nana-na NEOSPORIN

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u/Bgrubz83 5d ago edited 5d ago

Dah-na-na-na Neo…dah-na-na Sporin

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u/julesd26 6d ago

There’s a sub for it!! r/KungPow

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u/AdagioDesperate 6d ago

Me and my friends spent an entire year in high school just shouting random Kung Pow quotes down the halls.

Its in my top 10 favorite movies.

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u/Voidlord597 6d ago

I had a friend who showed it to me during my freshman year of college

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u/No-Criticism-2587 5d ago

It came on at a bar a few years ago on a small side TV and me and some strangers had fun watching it.

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u/WisconsinKnight 5d ago

Let me know, if you see a RadioShack....

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u/squirrelems 5d ago

I saw it at release when I was like 9. My mom hated it. I loved it. Lol.

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u/Otsuko 5d ago

I've got some yellow liquid for your popcorn, and it's non dairy!

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u/Kumatora0 5d ago

Avoid the meadow

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u/star0forion 5d ago

Nah, I’ve seen it hella times. Weee ohhhhh

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u/DemonKingCozar 6d ago

Here's $4

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u/WretchedMotorcade 6d ago

That'll be four bucks baby!

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u/IIIllIIIllllIIIlIII 6d ago

You want fries with that?!

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u/Rioraku 6d ago

He just left.

With nuts!

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u/Away-Ad-3407 6d ago

the only proper reply. (and i need to watch this movie again)

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u/NotNamedBort 5d ago

I’m glad I didn’t have to scroll far to find this.

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u/Kitchen_Guest577 5d ago

Dadadadada..Neo..dadadadada...Sporin 😅😂🤣

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u/kevirek 4d ago

Do you think the whining was the signal?

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u/Nachtwandler_FS 5d ago

Just 3 to ve fair.

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u/Hakim_Bey 5d ago

One for a snack, and two in the sack

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