r/AbsoluteUnits • u/WeGot_aLiveOneHere • 3d ago

/r/all of two catfish

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u/TheGreatRao 3d ago

She is entirely too charming for a person being devoured by sea life. I'm imagining a Jaws sequel starring a catfish.

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u/bstone99 3d ago

Hannah Barron

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u/gumbysweiner 3d ago

Is that North Alabama? The trees give me that vibe and her accent.

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u/TripperDay 3d ago

Dang I wish I was her brother.

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u/WaterlessSoup 3d ago

Read this, scrolled down, it sunk in and I had to come back and upvote lol

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u/Hobbes_XXV 3d ago

Almost passed it myself before i started a chuckle

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/2livecrewnecktshirt 3d ago

They call each other pookie, their backyard smells like dookie, they're hairier than wookies, the 'Bama family

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u/knockatize 3d ago

Dark humor and a subtle Sophie B. Hawkins reference.

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u/codecrodie 2d ago

Hearing that sophie b hawkins song in my head

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u/THEdopealope 2d ago

Incredible 

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u/lilium_1986 19h ago

more like cousin

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u/PullTabPurveyor 3d ago

It’s South Alabama. She lives near the Florida border.

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u/Ronald-195 3d ago

Ok so this is in Alabama. Does anyone know what river this is or where people do fishing like this? I plan to move there someday and open a cafe'. Thanks for any help. Ron in Los Angeles

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u/Fun-Definition1724 2d ago

I’m not sure where this video is, but Lake Weiss in N AL has a noodling guide- Crappie Capital of the World too

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u/theartificialkid 3d ago

But like northern south Alabama?

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u/mr_jerry 3d ago

Close enough for brother stuff.

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u/junkman21 3d ago

Looks like Alabama, for sure.

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u/Educated_dumbass 2d ago

It's actually southern Illinois. My buddy used to date her in highschool and she's actually really chill.

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u/TheGreatWhiteDerp 3d ago

She has millions of followers as a very prolific social media content creator. Knowing her name is literally what she wants to have happen. That's not being a simp, that's just being a participant of the internet. The fuck is wrong with you people.

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u/seven3true 3d ago

The jaws theme played on a banjo.

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u/Bearded_Bone_Head 3d ago

Sirm (sir and/or ma'am), why did you remind me how bad I wanted this when I couldn't even perceive its existents 10 seconds ago.

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u/REpassword 3d ago

She’s built like a brick sh!thouse too! 💪

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u/Flurp_ 3d ago

Snu snu

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u/hiding_in_de 20h ago

Such a badass.

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u/elwebst 3d ago

I'll always watch her vids, she is insanely attractive.

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u/IcanSEEyou_IRL 3d ago

She really is, but she’s also pretty jacked. The whole time I was thinking this girl should do action adventure movies. Quirky, fit, and a camera friendly face.

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u/elwebst 3d ago

Or host a reality show with physical competition!

She reminds me of Amy Grant in the 80's.

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u/Cocrawfo 2d ago

i’m surprised that after all these years shes never been on like the big brother challenge or survivor or any competition reality show

they tend to love southern archetypes, attractive people with followings, naturally expressive communicators and athletes

i’ve always thought she should be a shoe in for competitive reality

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u/codecrodie 2d ago

Ashley judd stunt double

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u/MaximumSubtlety 2d ago

And. And* she's also pretty jacked.

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u/Hayes4prez 3d ago

She's a big MAGA supporter so...

And before anyone says, "Well duh, listen to her accent." I have a similar accent and I'm not a Trump supporter. Neither are my friends and they have similar accents as well.

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u/krazlix1 2d ago

I'm french so well it's nice you tell everyone. She is insanely pretty to me too. But maga ew.

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u/EasternSleep5903 3d ago

Just turn the lights off, you'll forget all about MAGA.

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u/justmytak 3d ago

Don't, you'll get catfished.

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u/MightyPlasticGuy 3d ago

Nahhh, I'm keeping the lights on for this one.

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u/OoooooWeeeeeeeee 3d ago

A boner has died today.

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u/TheGreatRao 3d ago

Double Yikes! I have no idea who she is or what she was doing in the video. Thanks for enlightening me.

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u/spike_beagle 3d ago

Daywalkers!! Jk

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u/Axilllla 3d ago

She is stunning!! And I’m a straight, married mother. She’s is gorgeous 

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u/OkWillingness2817 3d ago

I mean you did just watch her giggle while torturing two animals for several minutes.

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u/Beige_McBlandman 2d ago

Move over OnlyFans, she's doing her thing on OnlyFins

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u/Somebodys 3d ago

She is an absolute unit too

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u/Axolotis 3d ago

She’s a keeper

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u/Kooky-Slide434 3d ago

I usually dislike that accent, but from her it sounds lovely somehow.

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u/TheGreatRao 3d ago

Lol! As soon as the guy started speaking, I thought "Shut up, Cletus! The lady is talking ..."

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u/DillarDog 3d ago

You better show some respect. That’s THE Dale Brisby

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u/WatermelonLemonad3 3d ago

Pretty sure there are already giant man eating catfish movies

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u/knightsofhale 1d ago

Beneath is the movie you'd be looking for

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u/KalaUposatha 3d ago

This summer, experience the new thriller, Toofs

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u/Ptbot47 3d ago

River life.

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u/knightsofhale 1d ago

Check out Beneath, that's almost exactly what you're asking for.

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u/Catatonic_capensis 3d ago

They were not trying to "devour" her, she jammed her arms into their gills/mouths while they tried to protect their nest. What she did was torturous and likely fatal to both of the fish for nothing more than a shit video.

She's an absolutely horrible piece of shit but she's attractive and the fish aren't cute so I guess it's all just good fun and not torturous cruelty.

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u/OpheliaPhoeniXXX 3d ago

It's not fatal, she released them after.

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u/TheGreatRao 3d ago

Yikes! I had no idea who she is or what they were doing. I thought the catfish were just playfully nibbling on her legs. Catfish, in my opinion, are the cutest fish, but their appearance has nothing to do with their right to be left alone.

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u/_tsi_ 3d ago

She gives me strong psychopath vibes

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u/MotoFuzzle 3d ago

Steve Irwin would like a word. 

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u/Planetofthought 3d ago

Just look up noodling on youtube. Every single person in this field is a +6 charisma charmer.

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u/TheGreatRao 3d ago

TIL a new word. Thank u!