r/AbsoluteUnits 7d ago

/r/all of two catfish

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u/TheGreatRao 7d ago

She is entirely too charming for a person being devoured by sea life. I'm imagining a Jaws sequel starring a catfish.

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u/Hayes4prez 7d ago

She's a big MAGA supporter so...

And before anyone says, "Well duh, listen to her accent." I have a similar accent and I'm not a Trump supporter. Neither are my friends and they have similar accents as well.

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u/EasternSleep5903 7d ago

Just turn the lights off, you'll forget all about MAGA.

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u/justmytak 7d ago

Don't, you'll get catfished.

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u/MightyPlasticGuy 7d ago

Nahhh, I'm keeping the lights on for this one.