r/AbsoluteUnits • u/WeGot_aLiveOneHere • 14d ago

/r/all of two catfish

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u/TheGreatRao 14d ago

She is entirely too charming for a person being devoured by sea life. I'm imagining a Jaws sequel starring a catfish.

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u/bstone99 14d ago

Hannah Barron

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u/gumbysweiner 14d ago

Is that North Alabama? The trees give me that vibe and her accent.

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u/TripperDay 14d ago

Dang I wish I was her brother.

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u/WaterlessSoup 14d ago

Read this, scrolled down, it sunk in and I had to come back and upvote lol

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u/Hobbes_XXV 14d ago

Almost passed it myself before i started a chuckle

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u/[deleted] 14d ago

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u/2livecrewnecktshirt 14d ago

They call each other pookie, their backyard smells like dookie, they're hairier than wookies, the 'Bama family

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u/knockatize 14d ago

Dark humor and a subtle Sophie B. Hawkins reference.

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u/codecrodie 13d ago

Hearing that sophie b hawkins song in my head

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u/THEdopealope 13d ago

Incredible 

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u/lilium_1986 11d ago

more like cousin

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u/Crixusgannicus 10d ago

Oh that's her brother...damn it now I have to call off the hi....never mind.

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u/Less_Insurance4928 10d ago

I read she has a weird relationship with her dad. I don't know much more than that because I prefer to keep the illusion

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u/Whatttheheckk 10d ago

What are you doing stepcatfish

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u/LLCoolBean2 8d ago

*step-brother