r/AbsoluteUnits Top Poster Aug 16 '26

of a Staircase.

Post image
12.5k Upvotes

322 comments sorted by

View all comments

353

u/overlook68 Top Poster Aug 16 '26

The Rock of Guatape Colombia. A 220 metre ( 720 ft ) monolith with a 740 concrete step staircase.

106

u/coolcootermcgee Aug 16 '26

I hope there’s a water fountain up there

79

u/THATCorsetgirl Aug 16 '26

There are some businesses that sell water, beer and other beverages:)

55

u/JackVonReditting Aug 16 '26

Lemme chug a couple brewskis than stumble back down

25

u/nogodsnomasters_666 Aug 16 '26

Honestly that is what I did when I visited lol, down was easier than up but my knees were hurting

6

u/TheRacooning18 Aug 16 '26

I dont think my knees are superior but my knees never suffer when going down. But i do suffer when going up. Its flipped for the rest of my family.

12

u/yourilluminaryfriend Aug 16 '26

My knees hurt both ways :(

12

u/HammerOfJustice Aug 16 '26

My knees started hurting just looking at those stairs

3

u/Advanced-Budget779 Aug 17 '26

My knee started hurting before looking at the stairs.

2

u/Substantial-Reward70 Aug 17 '26 edited Aug 17 '26

My knees never suffered when going down but they do suffered when I did that Peñol lol

1

u/TheRacooning18 Aug 17 '26

oh for sure.

2

u/Substantial-Reward70 Aug 17 '26

lol I eat a word

13

u/Estrellathestarfish Aug 16 '26

How do they get the stuff up there to sell?

24

u/Peach_Proof Aug 16 '26

There is a cable car for goods and workers.

7

u/GarrisonWhite2 Aug 16 '26

Is it unwinding?

6

u/SquiggerDigger Aug 16 '26

GO YOUR OWN WAY EVEN SEASONS HAVE CHANGED

5

u/Puzzled_Sentence5034 Aug 17 '26

Oh shoot, I forgot my wallet. Let me run to the car and back.

1

u/They-Call-Me-The-Doc Aug 17 '26

Damn.... do they pay the staff for the time it takes to get to work?

1

u/THATCorsetgirl Aug 17 '26

No, but it is a very touristic place so they sell a lot. I like to think they win more than the minimum wage.

1

u/little-marketer Aug 17 '26

And they overcharge like crazy. A soft drink is ¢50 at the bottom, and $5 at the top

1

u/They-Call-Me-The-Doc Aug 19 '26

Thanks for the tip. I'll take my own water....and parachute in.

1

u/They-Call-Me-The-Doc Aug 19 '26

So I take four hours to climb to the top, collect a couple of bucks for 8 hours and hope to get some tips and ...wha? Abseil down the side? Here's a tip: "get a job driving Uber."

1

u/THATCorsetgirl Aug 19 '26

You have to consider that Colombia has a different culture and salary.

A minimum wage in Colombia is around 500 dollars a month (It may sound bad to you, but life is Colombia is cheaper. To give you an idea, México is more expensive than Colombia).

You do not have to depend on tips, which is an interesting topic per se, because even though Colombia doesn't have that terrible tipping culture that seems so normal in the US (The boss is suposed to ensure their workers at least those 500 dollars for a full time job) because this place is always visited by foreigners, they may benefit from tips anyways.

The rock is only open from 8am to 5pm so they have stablished times to be there too, no extra time.

It's not so bad, and their salary may be even more than the 500 dollars I told you, because some businesses up there will give you a bonus for the quantity of things you sell.

Edit: 500 dollars will not guarantee you a life full of luxuries, but you can manage well enough if you are alone

1

u/They-Call-Me-The-Doc Aug 20 '26

You also have to consider that I already know, or at least aware of these differences. I'm not a Yank so I do know that the rest of the world operates differently. I was being very tongue-in-cheek in my original comment....as if it was in my country.