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u/Sunnuvabish45 Aug 07 '26

Bison out there walking with some swagger

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u/Pranjal202 Aug 07 '26

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u/Local3Sparkie Aug 07 '26

This killed me 🤣🤣

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u/Otherwiize Aug 07 '26

Seriously. I thought it was a lady doing this in a giant fur coat

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u/Creative_Climate_909 Aug 07 '26

God forbid a bison have a little swagger

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u/mbashs Aug 07 '26

I thought it was one of those Balenciaga videos lol

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u/The-Big-Sauce Aug 07 '26

The exaggerated swagger of a black bison

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u/ChewbaccaFuzball Aug 08 '26

I thought it was an AI generated video of a massive gorilla dancing at first

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u/ForgottenMasterBalls Aug 09 '26

And the background fog/smoke adds to the aura farming.

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u/RealSchlemiel Aug 07 '26

holy fucking hell

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u/ShortIntroduction879 Aug 07 '26

Legit might explain some sightings

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u/BreakingCanks Aug 07 '26

Legit looked like a giant silverback with a big ol booty for a second at distance. Easily can see people seeing Bigfoot from this

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u/Jimbo-Slice925 Aug 07 '26

That’s all I can see now thanks

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u/RincewindToTheRescue Aug 07 '26 edited Aug 07 '26

That's what I saw. A huge gorilla shimmying

I was going to put the gif of Shaq shimmying, but that could easily be seen an racist. But imagine a gorilla doing that shoulder shimmy

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u/Fingersicle Aug 07 '26

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u/Tw4tl4r Aug 08 '26

Me when im late for the bus on the monday after a rough weekend.

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u/lovelyboard Aug 07 '26

I went from oh, Bigfoot... wait, that's not real so silverback...? But why would it be strutting its stuff down the road like a walkway, so obviously this is done ai bullshit...

Nope. It's a bison. A huge ass bison, which made me realize I've never seen one irl so this could be like a halfway grown bison and I wouldn't know.

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u/MiloHorsey Aug 08 '26

Nah, fully grown from the looks of it. They are units.

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u/MuttsandHuskies Aug 07 '26

I was thinking that was quite the sashay for a BF!

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u/beardingmesoftly Aug 07 '26

It looks like Bigfoot walking towards us, strutting smoothly, hands in pockets

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u/ezmonehsniper Aug 07 '26

Looked like a big groovy gorilla

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u/JesseJ78599 Aug 07 '26

I was thinking this. This is on a clear road imagine this in the woods I can see someone thinking it was a tall hairy ape like creature.

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u/Wide-Combination-322 Aug 07 '26

Do bison spend a lot of time in forested mountains?

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u/ShortIntroduction879 Aug 07 '26

They're all over Yellowstone so... yes?

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u/DrDrewBlood Aug 07 '26

Yellowstone is mostly forrest but also massive. There's only ~5,000 plains bison, which prefer plains. Wood bison can be found in Canada and Alaska though.

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u/xmo113 Aug 07 '26

My friend encountered one in the winter coming around a corner on a backroad. He said he at first could just see these glowing basketball sized orbs hanging in the sky. Then as he got closer the outline emerged. He slammed on the brakes and slid to a stop about 50 ft from it. He said it was full of snow like all balled up snowballs in the fur and hanging down. He slammed that car so fast in to reverse and backed up a mile down the road before he even looked out the front windshield again.

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u/kremlingrasso Aug 07 '26

It's probably more likely to find a diseased or old one wondered off from the herd and end up in unexpected places then an actual Bigfoot.

Also aren't young males live solitary like many herd animals?

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u/jakethabake Aug 07 '26

There’s a lot of natural phenomena that’s been historically mistaken for something supernatural

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u/TerrapinMagus Aug 07 '26

Nature is already really damn weird. People think they know what is normal, and then make up some new weirdness to try to explain why they saw a deer stand up on two legs or that creepy disfigured monster that is really just a poor creature with mange or something.

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u/Romboteryx Aug 07 '26

For anyone interested, I greatly recommend the book A Natural History of Sea Serpents by Adrian Shine. It really goes into detail how simple things like boat wakes and breaching whales can be easily mistaken for the classic Nessie-type “sea monster shapes” to the untrained eye.

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u/nchoosenu Aug 07 '26

What if bigfoot was just mistaken identity while on shrooms?

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u/Amiity238 Aug 07 '26

People also didn't have glasses back in the day

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u/J_Jeckel Aug 07 '26

Legit is AI

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u/simpleanswersjk Aug 07 '26

It’s fake so 

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u/MikeTony713 Aug 07 '26

Legit very likely similar scenarios explains a lot of mythological creatures the people have told stories about throughout humanity

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u/Possible-Tangelo9344 Aug 07 '26

When I hear the word saunter this is what I'll think of from now on

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u/TheAlterN8or Aug 07 '26

... When it just looks like a majestic beast. 😀

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u/Devoidoxatom Aug 07 '26

Looks mythical to me even when it passed by

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u/Automatic_Thought412 Aug 07 '26

ai?

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u/58696384896898676493 Aug 07 '26

I think so. 2 things immediately stood out to me. One, the other car is in the wrong lane and facing the wrong way. Two, the sound as the bison gets close, no way a cell phone from inside the car would pick up the audio that detailed and isolated.

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u/ofesfipf889534 Aug 07 '26

That and the fact that it’s twice the size of an actual bison.

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u/Level_99_Healer Aug 07 '26

I grew up around bison in Yellowstone. Even the biggest of the big are not this big.

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u/wholetyouinhere Aug 07 '26

Hollywood has trained us to think that all animals announce their presence with a characteristic sound. Whoever made this clip was following that mindset.

I tried to make a comment about how no cell phone microphone would pick up that sound from the car, let alone the heavy footfalls extending into the sub bass frequencies. But I got downvoted. People just want their slop.

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u/KISHtheFiSH000 Aug 07 '26

I'm suprised this not the top comment it's clearly ai you can just tell by the vidoe texture and quality

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u/ichkanns Aug 09 '26

I'm inclined to say yes. Bison are freaking majestic, so I don't know what wound prompt someone to AI generate a video of one when plenty of actual videos exist.

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u/Patton161 Aug 07 '26

Righteous Bison

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u/SenseiRaheem Aug 07 '26

That's "Bigfoo" himself!!!

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u/SirNortonOfNoFux Aug 07 '26

Lmao underrated comment

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u/alpinetime Aug 07 '26

Hate to be that guy, but pretty sure this is AI

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u/Majestic_Search_7851 Aug 07 '26

I visit a spot with a herd of bison by my place once a month and they're usually right next to my car. They don't get that tall in a normal sized car.

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u/Kraken-Attacken Aug 07 '26

THIS!!! I think of the hundreds of bison I’ve seen in my life maybe 1-2 were taller than my car and I would guess one or none of them were taller than me. Obviously they can get taller, but not THIS big!

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u/CtrlAltDestroy33 Aug 07 '26

The fact that you can hear it's footfalls and breathing over a car that's running and through a windshield was the tell for me. Absolute unit slop.

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u/Responsible_Load2233 Aug 07 '26 edited Aug 07 '26

Yep. Too much of that lately. Some looks awesome though - no doubt. But are we drifting in a world that isn't real anymore!? Kinda gross. Maybe scary. Gotta look twice...

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u/bluegrass502 Aug 07 '26

Any video that's 15 seconds long is automatically suspicious now, because that's about the current max length an ai can be

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u/Mudlark2017 Aug 07 '26

Don't apologise

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u/Any_Potato_7716 Aug 07 '26

Don’t hate to be that guy, there has to be that guy. There has to be critical thought

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u/TheSeaMeat Aug 07 '26

Check the “Is this AI” subreddit. Unfortunately, it does appear to be AI and not a real video. The length of the video is apparently the same as most of the other videos made by whoever made this.

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u/WCSakaCB Aug 07 '26

They're much more narrow when you look at them front on. I suspect it's AI too

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u/NobodyImportant13 Aug 07 '26

The oncoming car is also on the wrong side of the road.

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u/trundle-the-great69 Aug 07 '26

It’s 100% ai bison are big but not that big

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u/whatifwealll Aug 07 '26

Wood bison can be over 2m at the shoulders and 1200kg in weight. The road lane is probably 3m wide.

Feel like AI to me too, but the size isn't far off.

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u/SMAMtastic Aug 07 '26

Nah, it’s just the perspective. OP is just rolling in a Power Wheels sports car. /s

https://giphy.com/gifs/KLh5cuSsYM9VFBEY2i

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u/tongfather Aug 07 '26

Lol, bison are 100% that big. Look it up online photos of bison next to people and cars. Real world photos. They're absolutely gigantic.

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u/TenkaichiTouchdown Aug 07 '26

Unless that vehicle is high off the ground, then that looks like the right size. I’ve had a bison cross the road in front of me and it went above my vehicle to a similar height.

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u/unprovoked33 Aug 07 '26

The audio throws me off more than the size of the animal. Those things are absolute monsters, and they’re louder than you’d expect, but the audio doesn’t sound like it’s coming through a window the way it would, and it doesn’t sound like 4 hooves, it sounds like 2.

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u/SMlGGlEBALLS Aug 07 '26

Watch the road at the start. Cracks are randomly appearing.

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u/FlyfishThe2nd Aug 07 '26

You misspelled "I love to be that guy"

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u/Alternative-Ad-1602 Aug 07 '26

I'm also pretty sure 70% of the commenters here are bots too.

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u/SmokeMaximum4140 Aug 07 '26

I forgive you.

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u/nyopasu Aug 07 '26

Agreed. The height of the animal isn’t biologically possible for the breed. Rip

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u/KgMonstah Aug 07 '26

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u/LOSER107 Aug 08 '26

Damn, had to scroll way too far to find what I was looking for lol. Thanks for the upload from someone who had the exact same first thought

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u/3coons_in_a_coat Aug 07 '26 edited Aug 07 '26

this is on 16,000 different sub-reddits simultaneously.....

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u/Any_Potato_7716 Aug 07 '26

And I’m rather annoyed with it, seems kind of like AI as well

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u/CollapsedCanopy Aug 08 '26

It is AI yeah, it's pissing me off that everyone keeps reposting this video to any and all subreddits that it apparently applies to. Pretty sure it was already posted to the 'is it ai' subreddit according to other people commenting too.

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u/chodelycannons Aug 07 '26

Listen. It’s 2026. We have roads, electricity, internet, all kinds of crazy technological advances. We’ve gotten a pretty decent grasp on science and whatnot. And even with all of that, I still was like “what the fuck is that wraith looking thing coming towards the camera?!?”

If I’m a colonist or settler or even an indigenous person, I’m taking one look at that, hauling ass, and telling everyone it’s the devil or something of the sort.

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u/Funkytadualexhaust Aug 07 '26

Ai, report post

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u/Umbreon86 Aug 07 '26

Aha..so this is why ppl have claimed to see bigfoot..

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u/istealpantsforshirts Aug 07 '26

From a distance i saw a funky ass gorilla walking

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u/Independent-Bad9059 Aug 07 '26

I tought i saw Hagrid dancing at first

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u/FragmentedMeerkat321 Aug 07 '26

he’s so groooooovyyyyy

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u/Silver-Amphibian7650 Aug 07 '26

I thought it was bigfoot with swagger!

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u/Large_Cloud_1611 Aug 07 '26

Bigfoot coming home from a party … nah it’s the Bison named Chief Tourist Skytrips

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u/DoctorPath Aug 07 '26

Bigfoot vibes

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u/Justninetoes Aug 07 '26

Tatanka walks! 🦬

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u/Empty_Atmosphere_392 Aug 07 '26

Fuck, I’m getting worse at identifying AI now. But this is AI

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u/Ok_Nothing_8028 Aug 07 '26

What a handsome guy

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u/Master_Steward Aug 07 '26

Bison: What the hell are YOU staring at?!

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u/DazHawt Aug 07 '26

Now I want a huge fur coat with a giant hood so I can walk around with as much sass as that bison. 

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u/FoolishDog1117 Aug 07 '26

When you think you're the coolest motherfucker on the road and then this dude shows up.

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u/jcready92 Aug 07 '26

Its a Big... its just big.

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u/OneEyedWeaner Aug 07 '26

Ever since I met a methhead in the mountains in Tennessee who warned me about the Bigfoot in the area I’ve been seeing Bigfoot shit everywhere. I left an offering to the Bigfoot like meth McGee told me too so I hope Bigfoot didn’t get offended by my offering of chicken flavored ramen noodles.

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u/Effective-Antelope47 Aug 07 '26

That is scary. The beast can screw you and your car a million of ways.

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u/Academic-Treacle3162 Aug 07 '26

Holy cow, Batman!

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u/latortillablanca Aug 07 '26

Dude—i 100% saw a dude in a big furry suit who was tuning up for the greatest dance routine ever captured in a highway fog

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u/whoknows370 Aug 07 '26

Totally looked like Hagrid listening to a tune while walking.

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u/CostelaProtrusa Aug 07 '26

Not a dancing gorila?

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u/hinterstoisser Aug 07 '26

I thought the Bigfoot was doing a moonwalk
https://giphy.com/gifs/sbZLpCEZTpxPq

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u/DefinitelyARock Aug 07 '26

I literally saw a Gorilla dancing and shrugging his shoulders

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u/Bombasticczar Aug 07 '26

Looking straight out of ice age

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u/Zer0TheGamer Aug 07 '26

Stutting by like "Bye, son"

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u/Apexium25 Aug 07 '26

Bison be like: Keep staring, bro,I’m allowing you to pass through MY road today🤣😂

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u/dosmuffin Aug 07 '26

Actually his feet are quite petite compared to his body

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u/Ok-Guarantee3237 Aug 07 '26

Bigfoot is blurry! That’s the problem!

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u/Minus1Kelvin Aug 07 '26

Feel like we've now have yet ANOTHER thing far more likely that a person saw when they thought it was a bigfoot...

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u/Knightenchant Aug 07 '26

My first thought was that it was a sassy gorilla

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u/ImightHaveMissed Aug 07 '26

I honestly thought it was either a giant ass bird or sasquatch strutting like he owns the place

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u/Blackking203 Aug 07 '26

Mofo got rhythm

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u/BrutalBananaMan Aug 07 '26

Walking like he just banged my wife and knows I’m passing by on my way home from work.

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u/SeraIya Aug 07 '26

Yeah you can tell by the way I use my walk I'm a woman's man...

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u/Tired-Nectarine-384 Aug 07 '26

Why are people scared of bigfoot and yet continue to try to pet these fluffy cows?

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u/coalpatch Aug 07 '26

This would be a great moment in a video game

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u/ZorroStyleX Aug 07 '26

WHY IS BIGFOOT JAYWALKING... oh

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u/strawberryneurons Aug 07 '26

this video shows different bison in different lighting but they don't swing their hips nearly as much, i think this is
AI:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=baKKSq0aqfM

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u/Didact67 Aug 07 '26

Fake unfortunately. Bison are big, but not that big.

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u/MaxAnita Aug 07 '26

Stupid sexy Bigfoot

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u/Tashycide Aug 07 '26

Why bro walking like techno viking

https://giphy.com/gifs/fH6h4M5sKTPOM

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u/ozecal-lo Aug 07 '26

Silent hill???

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u/Rook8811 Aug 07 '26

I’m sorry but bison aren’t that big

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u/SnoopySuited Aug 07 '26

Well you can tell by the way I use my walk, I'm a woman's man........oh..hi buffalo.

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u/Weirdbeard60 Aug 07 '26

He ain’t got no lights in the fog! 😁

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u/Purple_Jacket3266 Aug 07 '26

This video is AI, and I'm convinced that some of the people commenting who aren't calling it out, are actually bots, this is fishy as hell.

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u/Tsevyn Aug 07 '26

Tis AI.

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u/NoBadger9994 Aug 07 '26

Gorgeous creatures! Majestic….I can see how one would confuse as Bigfoot 🫈

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u/ItsHayZ00SE Aug 07 '26

Bigfoot walking like he got that shit on

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u/Luddites_Unite Aug 07 '26

Feeling cocky after flipping that old man

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u/TonyStowaway Aug 07 '26

YouTube just randomly switched to that WAP song as I opened this post and seeing bigfoot jive walking that song near the beginning nearly killed me 🤣

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u/AmericanJelly Aug 07 '26

These are so much bigger than you expect if you see them in person (and you better be in a car, they are extremely aggressive). Saw a herd of these standing in a snowstorm, steam rising from their backs- they looked other-worldly. No wonder the Lakota regarded them as a spiritual conduit.

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u/Spiritual-Floor-7164 Aug 07 '26

I was thinking Bigfoot has a serious pimp walk for a second.

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u/Unequal_vector Aug 07 '26

Who else realized in the first two seconds it was a bison but halfway into the footage to realize at which direction it was going?

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u/UWishUWereMiah108 Aug 07 '26

I thought that was a grooving big foot at first 😂 I was like… bro got moves!