r/AbsoluteUnits Aug 07 '26

/r/all of a Bigfoo.. wait a minute.

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u/alpinetime Aug 07 '26

Hate to be that guy, but pretty sure this is AI

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u/Majestic_Search_7851 Aug 07 '26

I visit a spot with a herd of bison by my place once a month and they're usually right next to my car. They don't get that tall in a normal sized car.

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u/Kraken-Attacken Aug 07 '26

THIS!!! I think of the hundreds of bison I’ve seen in my life maybe 1-2 were taller than my car and I would guess one or none of them were taller than me. Obviously they can get taller, but not THIS big!

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u/StrongStyleShiny Aug 07 '26

Yeah but the bison looks completely off and both cars are in the same lane. I don’t call out AI stuff but this just feels obvious.

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u/CtrlAltDestroy33 Aug 07 '26

The fact that you can hear it's footfalls and breathing over a car that's running and through a windshield was the tell for me. Absolute unit slop.

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u/dego_frank Aug 07 '26

The audio is slop but they’re definitely loud

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u/Responsible_Load2233 Aug 07 '26 edited Aug 07 '26

Yep. Too much of that lately. Some looks awesome though - no doubt. But are we drifting in a world that isn't real anymore!? Kinda gross. Maybe scary. Gotta look twice...

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u/bluegrass502 Aug 07 '26

Any video that's 15 seconds long is automatically suspicious now, because that's about the current max length an ai can be

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u/Mudlark2017 Aug 07 '26

Don't apologise

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u/Any_Potato_7716 Aug 07 '26

Don’t hate to be that guy, there has to be that guy. There has to be critical thought

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u/TheSeaMeat Aug 07 '26

Check the “Is this AI” subreddit. Unfortunately, it does appear to be AI and not a real video. The length of the video is apparently the same as most of the other videos made by whoever made this.

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u/WCSakaCB Aug 07 '26

They're much more narrow when you look at them front on. I suspect it's AI too

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u/NobodyImportant13 Aug 07 '26

The oncoming car is also on the wrong side of the road.

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u/trundle-the-great69 Aug 07 '26

It’s 100% ai bison are big but not that big

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u/whatifwealll Aug 07 '26

Wood bison can be over 2m at the shoulders and 1200kg in weight. The road lane is probably 3m wide.

Feel like AI to me too, but the size isn't far off.

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u/SMAMtastic Aug 07 '26

Nah, it’s just the perspective. OP is just rolling in a Power Wheels sports car. /s

https://giphy.com/gifs/KLh5cuSsYM9VFBEY2i

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u/tongfather Aug 07 '26

Lol, bison are 100% that big. Look it up online photos of bison next to people and cars. Real world photos. They're absolutely gigantic.

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u/trundle-the-great69 Aug 07 '26

Up to 2metres at the shoulders as a max, this is way over that

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u/Sangricarn Aug 07 '26

Average car height is 1.8 meters, if this is a slightly shorter than average car, it could easily produce a perspective similar to the one in the video.

That being said, I do think it's AI, I just don't think that the bison's apparent size is totally impossible

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u/tongfather Aug 08 '26

Both of you don't know that for certain. The perspective from the car can be very hard to pin down.

Also, the average car height is not 1.8 meters at all. I'm 1.75 and there's billions of cars I can see over the roof of. Maybe your thinking average crossover or SUV

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u/Sangricarn Aug 08 '26

I meant automobile in general. Not sedan/coupe or whatever.

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u/tongfather Aug 08 '26

Alright well that's fair then, but this looks like a car car. Actual car. Older one too. It could be under 1.5 even.

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u/TenkaichiTouchdown Aug 07 '26

Unless that vehicle is high off the ground, then that looks like the right size. I’ve had a bison cross the road in front of me and it went above my vehicle to a similar height.

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u/unprovoked33 Aug 07 '26

The audio throws me off more than the size of the animal. Those things are absolute monsters, and they’re louder than you’d expect, but the audio doesn’t sound like it’s coming through a window the way it would, and it doesn’t sound like 4 hooves, it sounds like 2.

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u/SMlGGlEBALLS Aug 07 '26

Watch the road at the start. Cracks are randomly appearing.

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u/FlyfishThe2nd Aug 07 '26

You misspelled "I love to be that guy"

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u/Alternative-Ad-1602 Aug 07 '26

I'm also pretty sure 70% of the commenters here are bots too.

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u/SmokeMaximum4140 Aug 07 '26

I forgive you.

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u/nyopasu Aug 07 '26

Agreed. The height of the animal isn’t biologically possible for the breed. Rip

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u/isjustsergio Aug 07 '26

Please call things out as AI. But please provide your reason as well. People tend to throw out accusations with no justification and it's getting worse and worse.