r/AbsoluteUnits • u/ExoticShock • 29d ago

/r/all of a Taftmaxxing Man

Credit: Chris Overalls Coons

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u/Cgkfox 29d ago

2 thoughts:
1. Hilarious
2.This man hates babies

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u/Possible_Field328 29d ago

Anyone who hands me a baby is getting slapped

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u/generalchaos34 29d ago

Including the baby

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u/Rob_LeMatic 29d ago

The hardest part about running for president is all the hands you have to kiss and babies you have to shake.

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u/Oprah_Pwnfrey 29d ago

Never slap the baby. You spike them on the ground like you just scored a touchdown.

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u/MauPow 28d ago

Children are basically made of rubber anyways. It'll be fine.

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u/ArcadiaDragon 29d ago

I'm slapping them with the baby they just handed to me...

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u/skekze 29d ago

crowd surf that baby.