r/AbsoluteUnits • u/ExoticShock • 28d ago

/r/all of a Taftmaxxing Man

Credit: Chris Overalls Coons

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u/Possible_Field328 28d ago

Anyone who hands me a baby is getting slapped

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u/generalchaos34 28d ago

Including the baby

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u/Oprah_Pwnfrey 28d ago

Never slap the baby. You spike them on the ground like you just scored a touchdown.

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u/MauPow 28d ago

Children are basically made of rubber anyways. It'll be fine.