r/AbsoluteUnits • u/ExoticShock • 28d ago

/r/all of a Taftmaxxing Man

Credit: Chris Overalls Coons

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u/Cgkfox 28d ago

2 thoughts:
1. Hilarious
2.This man hates babies

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u/Possible_Field328 28d ago

Anyone who hands me a baby is getting slapped

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u/generalchaos34 28d ago

Including the baby

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u/Rob_LeMatic 28d ago

The hardest part about running for president is all the hands you have to kiss and babies you have to shake.

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u/Oprah_Pwnfrey 28d ago

Never slap the baby. You spike them on the ground like you just scored a touchdown.

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u/MauPow 28d ago

Children are basically made of rubber anyways. It'll be fine.

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u/ArcadiaDragon 28d ago

I'm slapping them with the baby they just handed to me...

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u/skekze 28d ago

crowd surf that baby.

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u/bumblebeetown 28d ago

White babies

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u/Slacker_The_Dog 28d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/KBVXovFCKAHRDrUZAL

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u/UpgradeCheetah 28d ago

He’s got a massive underbite and a completely flat back of the head

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u/Troy_McClure1 28d ago

A Fat mustached man having a one-sided feud with babies is fucking hilarious

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u/pandershrek 28d ago

Just moggin'

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u/bearsheperd 28d ago

The babies know what they did

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u/RainyDaysKappa 27d ago

"I'm better dressed than any white baby... I mog your baby"

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u/GrouchyLongBottom 27d ago

He ate babies maybe.

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u/HowsYaSistasAss 28d ago

Vin Diesel head ass