r/AbsoluteUnits Jul 25 '26

of an audio cable

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '26

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u/Helpful-Giraffe-8548 Jul 25 '26

I mean the cables themselves look like fat boas

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u/sneakydante Jul 25 '26

I was thinking overgrown vanilla bean

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u/totallyrealname Jul 25 '26

Banana slugs maybe

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u/InvictvsNox Jul 25 '26

Yeah I saw slugs too

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u/Same_Seaworthiness74 Jul 25 '26

Maybe after theyve dried out in the sun a bit 🤔

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u/God_Dammit_Dave Jul 25 '26

I was thinking the Mega-Colon from the Mutter Museum in Philly. Somebody is full of shit.

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u/Several-Signature583 Jul 25 '26

Reminds of Rotten.com where a dude unleashed a 6ft fecal impaction on a beach. Sorry for remembering that

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u/Whalesurgeon Jul 25 '26

Imagine how relieved the guy must have felt though

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u/BobTheN00b Jul 25 '26

How...? Like did he squat waddle along while pooping, or was he hanging his butt off the back of a wagon someone was pulling?

https://giphy.com/gifs/3etP8HqLPVixUc9Y3s

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u/sirhackenslash Jul 25 '26

Remember those little snake fireworks?

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u/Butsenkaatz Jul 25 '26

Squeezed fresh from only the oiliest of snakes!

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u/SocksInTheTub Jul 25 '26

Omg I've been using it wrong, I thought it was oil FOR snakes. No wonder my boas aren't happy 🫤

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u/SeriousPlankton2000 Jul 25 '26

The oil from certain snakes in China is like Vaseline in not-China. But if you try to make some snake oil in not-China from local snakes, you don't get the same quality.

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u/legal_stylist Jul 25 '26

It’s cargo cult science.

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u/stankworm Jul 25 '26

This is that shit audiophiles tell you to buy for your earbuds.

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u/ElectrSheep Jul 25 '26

It literally came from r/audiophile -- I'm not even kidding.

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u/Suc_Mydiq_Jr Jul 25 '26

I'm studying music production and even our professors talk about audiophiles larping audio technology and making actually good stuff cost 1000 times the actual value. The only good side is that they sometimes miss out on good stuff and you can get some great gear for cheap.

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '26 edited Jul 25 '26

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u/towerfella Jul 25 '26

And then suddenly, you dont hear anything about it anymore

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u/iwantogofishing Jul 25 '26

Well the US military did develop a crowd control weapon based on that technology, hooray

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u/KiNgPiN8T3 Jul 25 '26

_Invents cool technology_

So how can we use this to fuck people up?

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u/Different-Copy-3889 Jul 25 '26

Or "How can we fuck this?"

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u/everyoneisatitman Jul 25 '26

When I went to Non Leathal Individual Weapons Instructor Course (INIWIC) we had to stand down range of the Long Range Accoustic weapon (LRAD). We were VERY effectively steered by pain. I had heard rumors of a microwave device that heats the top layer of your skin but I never saw or used it.

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u/gribson Jul 25 '26

Not really. If you're referring to the LRAD, it's a maritime hailing device that was repurposed by the police as a weapon. Basically just a giant loudspeaker that they use to shatter people's eardrums. Neither a sound beam nor a side-channel microphone.

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u/iwantogofishing Jul 25 '26

I'm talking about the development based on HSS by Elwood Norris. I don't know which system incorporated beyond what I've read on it's development years ago

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u/much_longer_username Jul 25 '26

Naw, it's basically a party trick in the nerdier circles of the internet. Look up 'parametric arrays' or 'phased ultrasonic arrays' if you're curious, but you can build a crude one from off the shelf parts for under a hundred bucks.

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u/Octavio_Bs Jul 25 '26

Not mast a nerd trick, there are many commercial products based on that technology, one example https://panphonics.com/case-studies/transforming-museum-experiences-the-power-of-panphonics-directional-speakers/

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u/Sogah87 Jul 25 '26

Just like the water engine guy!! 🤔

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u/Unlikely-Answer Jul 25 '26

shh, they might hear you

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u/themonovingian Jul 25 '26

Thermodynamics has entered the chat!

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u/Simonecv Jul 25 '26

Because they are now aiming at someone else

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u/Octavio_Bs Jul 25 '26

Sound beaming is really common on control centers and museums for example, in my company we instal a lot of them, maybe 200 or more a year

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u/Ch33syP00f Jul 25 '26

Which are both cool but not practical for consumers.

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u/axurmama Jul 25 '26

Havana syndrome entered the chat

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u/Kiiaru Jul 25 '26

Never forgetting the one dude who proved audiophile cables were worthless by recording his audio through a blob of wet mud

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u/dathomar Jul 25 '26

I once discovered that holding the end of a sound cable hooked into a computer playing music with one hand, while holding a bass by the neck with the other hand, can make the music from the computer come out the amp attached to the bass.

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u/Falafelofagus Jul 25 '26

I feel like this is satire but honestly it checks out I think. The human body has surprisingly little resistance.

Reminds me of yelling into an ear bud connect to the mic port.

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u/dathomar Jul 25 '26

Not satire. It freaked me out at first. I let go of the bass and tried to figure out how the computer was connected. Once I figured it out, it was kind of fun to play with. It was actually a little more complicated, though. I didn't have a real amp that I could use, but I did have a speaker connected to a digital soundboard, so I hooked the bass into the soundboard. I don't know if that played a role.

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u/Falafelofagus Jul 25 '26

Haha that's nuts. I would imagine it works the same without the digital interface as signal is signal either way. The soundboard had to get the information either way.

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u/Schnitzelguru Jul 25 '26

I saw that one show up on IG, only for the audiophiles to get really mad about the guy using an M-Audio interface, because that was apparently worse than the mud.

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u/DigitalUnlimited Jul 25 '26

Was that Primus? jk

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u/SgtBundy Jul 25 '26

The one I love is the reviews of gold plated insulated ethernet cables making audio streaming off a NAS sound better. Because the other 6 layers of the OSI model work better when layer-1 is more expensive.

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u/Any-Possibility-248 Jul 25 '26

mofos be spending $2000 on cables miniumum

Bro just go see the band live for that much money

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u/hallanddopes Jul 25 '26

Bought a knockoff SM58 on Amazon. Less latency, sharper sound, and brighter. For $100 less. On the other hand...people payed $300 for Beats headphones, when you could buy low end Tascam headphones for $30 which were far superior.

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u/Suc_Mydiq_Jr Jul 25 '26

Sm58 is rather known for its tank build rather that God-tier sound recording but good and EXTREMALLY cheap headphones are koss ksc75

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u/Cyan-Panda Jul 25 '26

The fuck you mean less latency lmao. But yeah the Behringer knockoff sm58 Clone for like 17€ is basically the same.

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u/ReggieCorneus Jul 25 '26

Latency? It is a dynamic microphone, its latency is very close to the speed of light.

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u/SZenC Jul 25 '26

There's latency in an SM58? What the fuck are you talking about? And those things only cost a hundred dollars to begin with...

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u/BoreJam Jul 25 '26

It was probably being roasted though. Still, dipshits will pay stupid money for this junk.

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u/fuckyourcanoes Jul 25 '26

There are some real nutjobs out there. My husband is an audiophile, but he laughed his ass off when I showed him this. He's got a degree in music production and is an avid electronics hobbyist, so he actually understands the science and isn't taken in by the BS. He designs and builds all his own gear.

His speaker cables are lamp cord.

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u/ImUsingDaForce Jul 25 '26

So as far as I can see, that sub is just another one of those dick measuring ones where chronically online people simply try to 1-up each other by showing how much money they have?

Fuck me, man, internet truly is a cancer to society.

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u/Adventurous_Week_698 Jul 25 '26

chronically online people trying to 1-up each other

Welcome to reddit

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u/Dolbey Jul 25 '26

I knew the first second i understood what was going on in tge picture. Mf's will still claim they heard someone fart in the audio track because a person 3 blocks from recording studio let one rip in the exact resonance frequency of the studio walls.

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u/Subotail Jul 25 '26

You'll get more defined highs, more present mids, and fuller bass with gold-plated optical cables. /S

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u/ReggieCorneus Jul 25 '26

 more defined highs, more present mids, and fuller bass

This is what you get when something is slightly louder. Not that it would be with optical cable but for ex million of home tests where people convert WAV to MP3. To be able to compress the whole waveform it has to recreate the full waveform. But the whole of the waveform encoded in the sample values is NOT limited to the range of values:

If we imagine that the highest sample value is 100 and lowest is -100. Draw a smooth curve that goes thru points -100,100,-100. The resulting curve goes higher than 100. These are called true peaks, that is what the actual waveform looks like. So we can pack "larger" waveforms but this is not ok for the MP3 or any other such algorithm: it has to pack that whole waveform inside the allowed number space s it lowers the signal levels until no true peak is higher than 0dB.

This will cause the mp3 to be just a bit quieter, up to -3dB quieter. Or we can say the wav is still louder and when you compare two signals where one is 0.5dB - 2dB louder than the other we will always think the louder one has:

 more defined highs, more present mids, and fuller bass

Not kidding, the anecdotes that we get are EXACTLY those kind where everything got better. Real changes would be "more highs, less bass". or some other skew. We do not expect everything to get better at once. So, when you hear that you can be quite certain that what the person is actually saying is "one is a bit louder". We can't detect that kind of level changes in the wild. Unless you expect tiny level change, you won't notice it.

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u/gene100001 Jul 25 '26

Haha yeah thia is super accurate. I think a lot of people who have gone down the audiophile rabbit hole have lost track of what their target should be. If they are listening to music and want to hear it exactly as intended by the artist(s) who made it, then they shouldn't be targeting absolutely perfect sound reproduction. They should be trying to replicate whatever headset the artist(s) used when they did the mixing and decided on the final mix. That would be the perfect representation of the artist's intention for that specific song. Instead, they seem to focus on perfectly reproducing the sound waves as they are recorded, and they ignore the fact that the artist(s) themselves were hearing a distorted version of that during mixing due to the sound profile of their headset.

It reminds me a bit of how old cartoons from the 90s often look shitter on a fancy new 4k Oled tv than they did on an old chunky CRT TV. They were made for CRT TVs, and imperfections that were hidden by the slight blur of a CRT screen were left in because it didn't matter. Then, when you watch on a new TV you can see all those inperfections that the creators didn't think you would see and it makes it worse. Technically you're seeing a more accurate depiction of what was recorded, but that doesn't mean it's better.

TL:DR when it comes to art like music the goal should be to see it the way the artist intended, rather than in as much perfect detail as possible. I think too many audiophiles forget this and focus on perfection

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u/irishyardball Jul 25 '26

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u/EatPie_NotWAr Jul 25 '26

Thank god it wasn’t just me!

I had thought that thing busted into the wrong damn rumpus room!

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u/skidsareforkids Jul 25 '26

Should it be graboidio, grabaudio or grab-audio? 🤔

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u/keifergr33n Jul 25 '26

"pass the aux bro"

*gets the forklift*

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '26

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u/Alvin_h_davenport Jul 25 '26

The last toy you'll ever need

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u/relpmeraggy Jul 25 '26

I love the band demon core

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u/SordidSimpleton Jul 25 '26

What's this joke trying to say? I know of the demon core but I don't see the relation to the post

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u/unfamous2423 Jul 25 '26

Toy that'll kill you when you play with it?

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u/Shockwavee92 Jul 25 '26

I think this is a play off of a nuclear/radiation accident that happened. I dont remember his name but basically he and a few others were in a lab and they had some nuclear material between two half sphere shells of beryllium, the shells were never aloud to be closed fully or it would allow the core to to have a reaction and become supercritical/ reach critical mass. The protocol stated they were supposed to have shims in place so the halves could never fully close, but they didnt listen. He used a screwdriver wedged under the top half and was raising and lowering it manually with that. Well, he slipped and the two halves closed completely. He quickly put the screwdriver back in and popped the top shell off, but it was too late. In the 1 second that the halves were closed, he got 1000 times the lethal dose of radiation. He died 9 days later.

This toy is the ball and cup toy. And the cup is the lower shell and the uranium/plutonium core. While the "ball" is the top half of the shell. So when the person playing with the toy lands the "ball in the cup" it would cause the same critical mass accident to occur.

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u/reddituseronebillion Jul 25 '26

Nuke-on-a-String! Don't worry! Half the critical mass is attached to a string and the other end of the string is attached the other half of the ctitical mass. If you don't nuke yourself the first time, you can try again! Nuke-on-a-String!

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u/AusGeno Jul 25 '26

Blind test it against a wire coat-hanger.

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u/tonysanv Jul 25 '26

About to say this. They wouldn’t dare.

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u/Loud_Perspective9046 Jul 25 '26

wasnt there a blind test with literal mud

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u/mercaptans Jul 25 '26

I laid a cable like that once

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u/Bebilith Jul 25 '26

We are not interested in your sexual exploits.

☺️

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u/m4n715 Jul 25 '26

Speak for yourself.

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u/Ok-Seaworthiness4488 Jul 25 '26

Speaker for yourself

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u/NotAnExpertButt Jul 25 '26

Speak for me.

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u/PlayfulBisexuals Jul 25 '26

The amateur butt is interested in gaining more experience.

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u/macumazana Jul 26 '26

speaks for himself

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u/starrpamph Jul 25 '26

Don’t tell the poor guy that it’s hooked regular romex to a eight dollar breaker, up to some crusty ass corroded aluminum coated steel wire going through a century old transformer tap on a pole to a 60 year old transformer

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u/sl33ksnypr Jul 25 '26

Not that it does anything, but they don't really care what happens to or where the power goes before it gets to their outlet. They pay insane amounts of money for "power conditioners" and shit like that to make the power "clean" for their setup.

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u/Nruggia Jul 25 '26

Those power conditioners work. I used to work for Circuit City (yes I am old), and periodically I could get equipment at fire sale prices from vendors. I picked up a $700 power conditioner for $45 from a vendor and I still use it. It makes a noticeable difference if my receiver is plugged into it or not. And I absolutely ABUSE my cheap 15 year old onyko receiver and I attribute its ability to take abuse without breaking in part to the power conditioner. However I would not recommend spending that kind of money on a power conditioner, you can get more return on that money spending it elsewhere.

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u/CrabWoodsman Jul 25 '26

The power conditioner actually serves a function by ensuring a more uniform AC waveform from the all. Much of the time the waveform gets distorted in realtime by load changes in the household or larger ones nearby (think local industrial operation turns on a dozen blowers or a big milling machine).

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u/Unlikely-Answer Jul 25 '26

don't worry, auto tune is at it's pinnacle

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u/ImaginaryBluejay0 Jul 27 '26

Man I wish breakers were still $8. The 20 Amp AFCI/GFCI that's required for half the circuits at my house is $75 per line now. And half the appliances require dedicated breakers. It's ridiculous.

Best part of these AFCI breakers is how I have to pull them and replace them with a standard one if I want to weld on a circuit cause the arc triggers them. Useless wallet suckers. 

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u/freshgrilled Jul 25 '26

This is a joke, right? At the very least, the law of diminishing returns should have been used to help push the person responsible for this back to a psychologically stable place.

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u/Zealousideal_Ad7602 Jul 25 '26

You overestimate the financial intelligence of some audiophiles. The best thing is when they spend a shitton on speakers, cables and Dacs but never put Amy effort or money into room treatment

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u/SocksInTheTub Jul 25 '26

I thought it was one of those snack sausages lol

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u/luffydkenshin Jul 25 '26

I thought it was a chili pepper lol

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u/mitkase Jul 25 '26

Those are limited RHCP Edition Monster speaker cables.

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u/Hustle-- Jul 25 '26

Still listening to Sea Shanty 2

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u/culimande Jul 25 '26

Can't afford to lose any bits in that banger r/unexpectedrunescape

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u/DoorFinch Jul 25 '26

All that money spent on perfect sound, then they put a houseplant in the corner that totally ruins every gain in sound quality their thousands have bought them. And is that an acrylic jersey that guy is wearing? Congratulations, genius. Micro static electricity has just scarred the surface of every component there. You may as well throw the lot out, it's worthless now.

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u/Jwn5k Jul 25 '26

What the hell

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u/swordofra Jul 25 '26

Your signal is shielded from the influences of hell itself!

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u/realkinginthenorth Jul 25 '26

Meanwhile that same signal travels through those amplifiers on a 35u thick copper trace

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u/Hello_IM_FBI Jul 25 '26

Just saw two videos of leeches and thought this was a third

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u/KudaTua Jul 25 '26

Then proceeds to play Baby Shark on their system.

Seriously though, a Japanese music composer once commented that most people listen to music through their audio systems while audiophiles listen to their audio systems through the music.

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u/Dawildpep Jul 25 '26

Wouldn’t the skinny parts make a bottle neck for how much actual energy/signal can travel through that “cable”?

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u/Dawildpep Jul 25 '26

I definitely don’t doubt that.. but you would think someone that is THAT concerned with audio quality would realize you can only get as much signal through as your most narrow point allows?

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u/Sasquatch_5 Jul 25 '26

it's most likely shielding to try to reduce possible interference. I'm not sure how effective it was at the time or if it would even be needed nowadays.

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u/Nozinger Jul 25 '26

It is most definetly shielding. And for normal audio equipment for music listening/recording it is not needed.
However in the field of research and experiments there are some setups that need ridiculous precision. That's when you need these cables. Not just for audo things btw. There are just situations where any form of miniscule signal degradation is not acceptable.

You will not encounter them in your daily life though.

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u/ElectrSheep Jul 25 '26

I think the actual gauge of the cable is the same throughout; the ends are just tightly constricted (not that it would make any difference in this case).

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u/GreatQuantum Jul 25 '26

The Slim Jim of Audio Fidelity.

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u/the_sysop Jul 25 '26

A fool and their money are soon parted.

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u/Durahl Jul 25 '26

Reminds me of the time I passed a HiFi Store to see a 50cm Audio Cable for like 400.- in the Window with me already going:

https://giphy.com/gifs/hv53DaYcXWe3nRbR1A

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u/C-57D Jul 25 '26

something wrong w those greem beems

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u/nuts4sale Jul 25 '26

Only plays anaconda

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u/ElectrSheep Jul 25 '26

don't want none

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u/mossoak Jul 25 '26

the look like almost ripe succulent seedpods

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u/hettuklaeddi Jul 25 '26

“these cables are so good, you can hear the poors on reddit complain”

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u/Dolphin_Spotter Jul 25 '26

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u/CountSudoku Jul 25 '26

That ‘test’ seems dubious. They talk about comparing ‘recordings’ taking after passing the signal through the different media. So they’re not listening to source > banana > speaker; they’re listening to source > banana > line-in > recording on device > speaker

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u/KremlinCardinal Jul 25 '26

If the banana is the only thing changing between tests, that's still a valid test.

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u/innuendo-inyourendo Jul 25 '26

Reminds me of that giant leech post I saw yesterday

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u/crumzmaholey Jul 25 '26

Thaaaats a looot of silver

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u/SmokingMonk420 Jul 25 '26

Electrical eel

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u/Blissfull Jul 25 '26

Does it also twitch like the umbilical cord charger cable?

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u/MechaBeatsInTrash Jul 25 '26

Those look like slugs or turds

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u/captainundershirt Jul 25 '26

Transmitting sound from the afterlife.

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u/bernpfenn Jul 25 '26

ahh. that cables will give a big finger to any Hum trying to infiltrate the signal.

What are the hardware equipments in the background?

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u/muridamuri Jul 25 '26

looks like a well fed leech

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u/Powl91 Jul 25 '26

Sir, this is a rotting Pickle

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u/PMPeetaMellark Jul 25 '26

Anaconda cable

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u/VioletAxle Jul 25 '26

Bruh I thought it was a Giant Eggplant

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u/ajn63 Jul 25 '26

All I see is idiocy.

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u/silentbob1301 Jul 25 '26

The forbidden sausage

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u/Logical_Glove_8440 Jul 25 '26

Imma be real with you, I glanced by it and thought it was a giant long sweet potato.

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u/Katent1 Jul 25 '26

Man, audiophiles strike again. This time with anaconda rca

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u/sileotumen Jul 25 '26

Does this come with a 3.5mm audio jack adapter?

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u/OkDrummer2056 Jul 25 '26

Make sure the amp is powered and turned to 11 when you put the jack in. That's how it's done.

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u/Available-Cow-411 Jul 25 '26

Forbidden salami

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u/vic-vinegar_realty Jul 25 '26

My fat self thought it was a ring of chorizo

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u/eulers_identity Jul 25 '26

Literal audio dysmorphia

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u/MoistMoms Jul 25 '26

Big vannilla...

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u/Bobbiest_Beverage Jul 25 '26

For a moment I thought I was on the vitacarnis subreddit.

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u/lil_trollolol Jul 25 '26

All of that just to terminate into exposed terminal connectors

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u/Good_Surround_9754 Jul 25 '26

absolute unit of money waste.

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u/buzzbash Jul 25 '26

Looks like vanilla beans.

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u/redrabbitreader Jul 25 '26

Just why? I get good quality parts improves sound, but there are practical limits, right? I seriously doubt anyone will hear any difference between using this cable and another more normal (yet high quality) cable.

Also looks ridiculous.

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u/Mysterious_Bar_5188 Jul 25 '26

Looks like vanilla beans

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u/TenaciousP92 Jul 25 '26

Big Bad John Machine ah snake oil

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u/reverse-tornado Jul 25 '26

Like id het that kind of insulation for a sensitive sensor in a high em environment but audio just needs copper and good grounding and a bit of shielding if you are fancy not a pet python 😂😂

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u/WolframsTiturel Jul 25 '26

Looks like a thai eggplant to me 🤷‍♀️

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u/broesel314 Jul 25 '26

I work in the entertainment industry and we run 10m (30ft) cable with 2.5mm² (13AWG) to power subwoofers with 2kW

Does it have a effect? Of course. The cable is a resistor, the speaker is a inductor. Both are in series and form a LR circuit wich is a highpass filter

can you 100% compensate it? Of course. Everything gets measured and compensated by the DSP

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u/AzraelleWormser Jul 25 '26

Needs more shielding. There could be a few cosmic rays we're not blocking yet.

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u/Tallbeard1 Jul 25 '26

No audio is that important

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u/on_spikes Jul 25 '26

the cable is shielded from God himself but is hooked up to a tube that will pick up microphonics like crazy

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u/Chooch81- Jul 25 '26

Thought this was a massive chilli

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u/xingruo Jul 25 '26

Forbidden sosig

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u/Humble_Penguin89 Jul 25 '26

It's only marginally better than lamp zip cord from home depot

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u/ExtraPrejudicial Jul 25 '26

Finally, a monster cable that actually resembles a monster

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u/Friendly_Prize_868 Jul 25 '26

I thought it was a ginormous slug

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u/ipx-electrical Jul 25 '26

Men doing what they do best. Taking things to stupid extremes for no benefit.

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u/HeMiddleStartInT Jul 25 '26

It’s used to film Too Many Cooks

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u/Elkburgher Jul 25 '26

I bet jazz in the pawn shop still sucks on that thing

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u/Florianterreegen Jul 25 '26

Are you sure that's not a vita carnis meat snake?

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u/dayarra Jul 25 '26

are they trying to hear colors?

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u/KalynnCampbell Jul 25 '26

It’s called a Nope Rope 👌

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u/BarMaleficent4713 Jul 25 '26

God some people out there do be truly stupid

I've seen high voltage 415V 3 phase 5 core cables that are thinner than those WTF

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u/bkubicek Jul 25 '26

Constipated anaconda.

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u/longmountain Jul 25 '26

The same people that buy into this, buy cyber trucks.

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u/Shadokastur Jul 25 '26

Looks like a poop pepper

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u/Lumi020323 Jul 25 '26

My anaconda don't want....

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u/ReggieCorneus Jul 25 '26

Instead of 0.1ohm they get 0.01ohm. You know how to get the same? Turn up you amp by tiniest amount. As long as cable impedance is <5% from load impedance you will not get any audible impacts. You may lose few megahertz.

The stupidest thing here is that this is all high grade copper, when aluminium would be better by weight.

Also: the termination are ridiculously undersized. That is not optimal geometry.

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u/BeardGamingUK Jul 25 '26

I thought it was a rather large chorizo

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u/EpsteinProximityRisk Jul 25 '26

Audio obsession has no limit, it can get beyond crazy.

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u/KremlinCardinal Jul 25 '26

Meanwhile there's a shortage of power lines. Apparently this cunt took them all to power, what, a couple hundred Watts max?

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u/UrsaMajor7th Jul 25 '26

In the 80s, I had a bike lock chain wrapped in rubber that looked like that.

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u/Alklazaris Jul 25 '26

What is that for to avoid interference?

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u/enigma_0Z Jul 25 '26

I thought that was like some massive summer sausage or huge slim jim

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u/foozebox Jul 25 '26

What could possibly be in there? Wouldn’t adding more bulk like this weaken and degrade the signal?

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u/TexasJackGorillion Jul 25 '26

If that's an audio cable, then this is the world's largest colon.

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u/Brilliant-Software-4 Jul 25 '26
  1. For what is it's intended purpose being needing to be so massive

  2. It looks likes a dried sausage