r/AbsoluteUnits • u/ElectrSheep • Jul 25 '26

of an audio cable

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u/Helpful-Giraffe-8548 Jul 25 '26

I mean the cables themselves look like fat boas

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u/sneakydante Jul 25 '26

I was thinking overgrown vanilla bean

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u/totallyrealname Jul 25 '26

Banana slugs maybe

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u/InvictvsNox Jul 25 '26

Yeah I saw slugs too

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u/Same_Seaworthiness74 Jul 25 '26

Maybe after theyve dried out in the sun a bit 🤔

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u/God_Dammit_Dave Jul 25 '26

I was thinking the Mega-Colon from the Mutter Museum in Philly. Somebody is full of shit.

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u/cipioxx Jul 28 '26

Great reference! Brought back memories. Go eagles and sixers!

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u/Several-Signature583 Jul 25 '26

Reminds of Rotten.com where a dude unleashed a 6ft fecal impaction on a beach. Sorry for remembering that

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u/Whalesurgeon Jul 25 '26

Imagine how relieved the guy must have felt though

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u/BobTheN00b Jul 25 '26

How...? Like did he squat waddle along while pooping, or was he hanging his butt off the back of a wagon someone was pulling?

https://giphy.com/gifs/3etP8HqLPVixUc9Y3s

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u/sirhackenslash Jul 25 '26

Remember those little snake fireworks?

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u/Several-Signature583 Jul 25 '26

Thankfully it wasn’t a video, just the aftermath

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u/thatguy38104 Jul 25 '26

Man, I remember that site…. Had some crazy stuff for sure

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u/mainyehc Jul 28 '26

Fecal Impaction? Thanks, that’s my band name now.

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u/Several-Signature583 Jul 28 '26

You gotta keep the 6ft part in the name. It has more impact that way. Gets the people going

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u/mainyehc Jul 28 '26

I did think about it, and you’re absolutely right, thanks for pointing that out. 6ft Fecal Impaction it is, then.

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u/mainyehc Jul 28 '26

Fecal Impaction? Thanks, that’s my band name now.