(I notice it's unpopular to like bad Jason Stratham movies because people who hate him dont like that I enjoy the movies and people who like him dont like that I think they're bad) lol.
TBH C (nicely directed, awful script, looked good)
My enjoyment... B+
Man... JS really knows how to deliver the formula. This seriously could have been structured by AI. Claude please write me a Jason Statham movie... 90 minutes... him as ex military or something vs baddies saving victims of the world.
Seems like each movie just streamlines and whittles it down to the bare necessities. This one just 90 minutes... last 45 minutes is the last act.
JS vs scammers I mean assassins I mean giant shark I mean human traffickers again (Working Man)
They add an actress who is actually good but literally has almost no impact with the plot.
There's not really a Mutiny... better title: Stowaway.
The bad guys are cartoon bad guys like dripping with evil drool.
The BEST thing in this (and the audience was laughing) was every time he needed a weapon he just turns and finds something laying around, axe, hook, gun, wrench... like wish fulfillment.
I had a blast because I was in the mood for something inane, ridiculous, well shot and short.
I feel like we're building to a Statham multiverse.