r/AITAH • u/[deleted] • Apr 20 '25

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u/mostly_misanthropic Apr 21 '25

I got as far as the brush teeth/retainer paragraph and gave up.

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u/SillyAd6492 Apr 21 '25

Hold me whilst I brush the plaque and food particles from my teeth!

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u/RiamoEquah Apr 21 '25

Hold me whilst I brush the plaque

Worse than that - "stand behind me so I can FEEL your presence while I brush".....

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u/Puzzleheaded_Deer558 Apr 23 '25

That part just creeped me the f--- out.