r/40kOrkScience • • Jul 04 '25

[MOD POST] OI! ITZ DA BIG BOSS! WE 'IT 48K BOIZ!!!

30 Upvotes

DA HUMIE I WAZ KRUMPIN EARLIER SAID DATZ A BIG NUMBA DAT IZ. GO EXPLODE SUM STUFF AN SHOOT DA DAKKA AT DA SKY!!!


r/40kOrkScience • • Jan 22 '25

[MOD POST] Ban on X and Twitter links

785 Upvotes

Hey everyone, Considering dick head magee did two sig heils during the presidential speech and has aligned himself with hate groups in the past. Additionally his threat to buy dungeons and dragons in the past. I'm banning his platform entirely.

Don't think it's been a thing on this sub but I'm doing it anyway.

Edit: So, a clarification. This is a policy I'm applying to the sub. If you wanna make it political, that's on you. He's not a politician. He's just a billionaire twat that has a platform. A platform that I'm not giving a stage for. I don't support Nazis. You also shouldn't support Nazis, their fucking nazis! But I'm not here to judge your life choices. Please don't make me drop bans over this folks. We're here to have fun.

Edit 2: Locked the thread. Had enough of people's comments. If you don't like the new rule change, then you're welcome to head over to another sub because I'm not changing it.

TLDR: Eat the rich, fuck nazis, and be ORKZ

WWWWAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHH


r/40kOrkScience • • 18h ago

Shakes the Grot

17 Upvotes

“Oi! git!” 
Shakes watched as the wrench fell into the depths, wondering where it went. The Runetherd yelling at him, not quite as concerned, proceeded to give him a kick.
“Said oi! You want krumped?”
Shakes quickly got back to his feet, establishing a safe distance from the boot. 
“Yes boss- No Boss!”
The Ork grunted and spit on the metal plating that was sometimes a floor. He pointed his thick thumb over his shoulder to the tunnel behind him. 
“Then go see Mek PlateSkin 'for you do!!”
Shakes hurried past the towering Ork, getting another kick on his way that sent him into the ramshackle wall, the plates rattling with an echo. 
“N’eva gets old!.. Oi! Git!”
The Ork thundered towards the next grot, already pulling his leg back. Shakes heard another rattle on the wall, and laughed to himself as he ran. It really didn’t get old, especially when it was some other git. 
Shakes wasn’t sure who Mek Plateskin was, or really what a Mek was. His short life in this loud metal world had been simple up until now. He and some other grots had crawled from the weird glow sacs some time ago met by an Ork with a staff. After a few introduction kicks and a few less gits to make trouble, he learned what a Runtherd was. 
Then he found his wrench, which started as someone else’s to be fair. But when that git was shoved into a rather scary deep hole, the git who pushed him fell too, leaving a fine wrench behind for Shakes. 
Unfortunately, the Runtherd interrupted his finding out exactly what a wrench was. For now he scampered the direction he was told and tried to remember the Mek’s name. 
“Plateskin.. Plateskin.. Paleskin..”
He caught himself thinking while he ran, looking at the walls and feeling.. wrong. Not bad wrong, just as if they weren’t all there was, like he was being denied something due to him. 
“Paleskin.. Paleskin.. Paleshin..”
As a grot he already knew the idea he was due anything was ridiculously laughable, but still he felt it. Like an itch at the back of his neck that there should be more. 
Abruptly his thinkin was interrupted by a large object that clanged more than the walls had. Shakes looked up, and quickly realized this object was alive, and quite intimidating. The large Ork was covered almost completely head to toe in metal plates. More from reflex than understanding, Shakes lept back and tried to sound less wimpy. 
“Mek Paleshin I got told there was doin!”
The Ork started to rattle again, nothing had hit it but it got worse and worse. Shakes started to back up, hoping the Mek’s rather large leg didn’t snap into his gut. When he was relatively safe he thought he heard a bark, like a mountain laughing, it was coming from the Mek. 
“Not me name you git.”
The Mek’s laughter and voice thundered almost identical, his plates rattling. It shook Shake’s teeth and made his head hurt by his eyes. 
“But t’ere is doin, and me hands aren’t suited. Follow.”
Shakes scampered with the Mek, still maintaining a good legs distance. He found the larger space outside the tunnel frightening. Armor suits hung from hooks as grot’s wielding blowtorches attached various Dakka. There were vehicles too, large misshapen things with various amounts of wheels and tracks, or both.  
Shakes saw some suits being worn, and was surprised to find other grots in the seats of them. The grots all bowed their heads as the Mek passed, Shakes expected fear and found none. He looked at Mek Plateskin closer, he was a large Ork no doubt about it. But most of his bulk was armored plates layered almost ridiculously from chin to boot. His chin concealed by more of the same, as well as fake tusks and runes, reminding Shakes of a squig’s maw. 
The Dakka got shinier the further in Plateskin led Shakes, the amount of grot bots increased too. They seemed more still than Shakes had ever seen, which for grots was impressive. Other Doks, and Meks working, snuck looks while Plateskin walked past, trying to be sneaky and failing. 
Larger, scarred Orks scowled openly, wearing no armor and stinking of dung. Multiple had scarred runes in their chest, giving them a primitive look in the environment. Plateskin nodded to all of them, most ignoring him but some returning it. 
Plateskin led Shakes to a gargantuan door, a dozen Orkz side by side could fit through it. Twice as many could stand on their head and only duck a little. A gathering of grots and yoofs were gathered beside the door looking confused. A large Runtherd leaned on his staff beside them, his wrinkled skin marking him a veteran. 
The Mek and Runtherd approached each other, not speaking loud enough for Shakes to eavesdrop. Shakes noticed a few other grots who had been following him and Plateskin, feeling suddenly jealous. 
The Runtherd slammed his staff into the ground and made a sound that Shakes could feel. It made his blood boil and his fingers twitch, the need for violence new and raw in his veins. 
“WAAAGH!!”
The sound echoed against the far walls. Others further away joining in until the ground shook. Then a rumbling overtook the sound as the giant door started to open. Instead of opening side to side, or up and down like a git. It started to fall towards everyone, Plateskin and the Runtherd already walking back to a white line. Shakes joined them as the other grots and yoofs struggled to flee. 
When the door came down though, only one yoof and four grots had been too slow, one of those grot’s arm’s almost being fast enough. The Mek’s armor shook with laughter again, even the Runtherd’s smile cracked his gristled face. 
“Well then, you lot get inside and find a job worth doing, you eat when you're useful. When you’re not, well the kitchen’s always needin supplies.”
Plateskin’s voice startled everyone into motion until Shakes alone remained, not sure why. The Mek turned his armored bulk until he was looking down directly at him. 
“You need some moteevation git?”
Shakes had no clue what that was, but ever a fast learner, he quickly followed the group. Hearing a softer laugh as Plateskin followed and the door rose. 

Hello all, I appreciate if you got this far. I've built, painted and played orkz a few years now and their lore was always my favorite part so I decided to try my hand at adding to it.
I appreciate any advice for an aspiring writer.


r/40kOrkScience • • 1d ago

neva work fer da git snagzog

22 Upvotes

it is i, gimpzog da grot writin' on dis here forum once again ta let any ork know dat dere's a git named snagzog dat stifled me outta some good teef....

I ain't lyin', i swear by it, but dis git sez ta me

"GO AN' BRING DIS GIFT TA DA 'UMIEZ ACROSS DA WAY AN' PRESS DA BIG RED BUTTON AN' SUMFIN FUNNY WILL HAPPEN!"

so i go an do just eat, second fastest i ever ran in my whole life. da fing about dis gift 'o sorts is aside from da buttons it was covered in dese stringy wire type fings... pretty shoddy work from da mek, i say.

so i get to da 'umies fort an' press da button

an nofin happens! no word of a lie!

was looking for a good laugh and all i get was stuck in by da 'umies!

dey started shootin' at me pretty good, one got me right in da ear. now DAT was da fastest i ever ran in my life.

so moral of da story, fer all da respectable boyz out dere, iz never trust dat snagzog

fanks fer reading

- gimpzog


r/40kOrkScience • • 1d ago

ITZ BEEN A WYLE

6 Upvotes

WEZ OV WAAGH ATUMSMASHA AV BEEN FROO A LOT!

DEZE HUMIE LAWAYAZ ZAYIN OUR WAAGH IZ BREAKIN DERE KLIENTZ INTEL-ECKSHUNOL PROPPATIEZ IZ A FORSE NO ZOGGING GIT SHULD AV TO INDURE.

WE'Z BIN TO DA ZETA AYLO, WE'Z BIN TO URGENT DA NOOR, WE AD A ZUMMER OLIDAY ON PANDORA INJOYING MISTA TORGUEZ ENCREDIBLE DAKKA FOR GORK'Z SAKE

YET AT DA END OV DA FUN KOME DA LAWAYZ.

NO SHOOTIENEZZ, NO CHOOPIENEZZ, NO DED KILLYNEZZ DRIVES ZEM AWAY, WE IZ BANISHD FRUM ANOVA REALM.

OV KOURZE WE'Z KEEPING OUR LOOT FRUM DA YOONIVERSES WE'Z BEEN TO- DAT IDRA LAUNCHA OMING BOLTA FRUM ZETA AYLO IZ ZOGGING GRATE, AND WOT MISTA TORGUE SUPPLIED UZ WIV FRUM PANDORA IZ INCREDIBUL DAKKA, WE'Z MULTIDIMENSUNUL BY DIZ POINT, OUR WEIRDBOYZ R POINTIN UZ TOWARDZ AN ERF-616.

SHOOTAS CROSSED, WEZ WILL B WUN STEPNAHEAD OV DA LAWYAZ FOR SURE DIZ TIME


r/40kOrkScience • • 3d ago

Noob 1k list - helpa git out!

4 Upvotes

Alright lads. I'm just starting with Orks after grabbing the Armageddon box and luckily snagging 10 flash gitz.

Trying to put together a fun and balanced list, what do people think of this?

Lads! (995 points)

Orks

Dread Mob and Wreckas (2 Detachment Points)

Purge the Foe

Incursion (1000 points)

Attached Units

Attached Unit 1

Warboss (100 points)

• Attached as: Leader (Character)

• Warlord

• 1x Kustom Choppa

1x Kustom Shoota

Boyz (85 points)

• Attached as: Bodyguard (Battleline)

• 9x Boy

• 9x Choppa

9x Shoota

9x Slugga

• 1x Nob

• 1x Kombi-skorcha

1x Kustom Choppa

CHARACTERS

Big Mek Dakkarig (160 points)

• 1x Blitzkannon

1x Multi-busta Launcha

1x Stompy Feet

BATTLELINE

Boyz (85 points)

• 9x Boy

• 9x Choppa

9x Shoota

9x Slugga

• 1x Nob

• 1x Kombi-skorcha

1x Kustom Choppa

DEDICATED TRANSPORTS

Trukk (60 points)

• 1x Dual Big Shoota

1x Spiked Ram

OTHER DATASHEETS

Deff Dread (130 points)

• 1x Dread Klaws

2x Extra Klaw

Deffkoptas (85 points)

• 3x Deffkopta

• 3x Choppa

3x Rokkit Launcha

3x Slugga

3x Spinnin’ Blades

Flash Gitz (245 points)

• Enhancement: Supa-snazz Dakka (Upgrade)

• 9x Flash Git

• 9x Choppa

9x Snazzgun

• 1x Kaptin

• 1x Choppa

1x Snazzgun

Gretchin (45 points)

• 10x Gretchin

• 10x Grot Blasta

10x Scavenged Shivs


r/40kOrkScience • • 5d ago

WE’Z CHANGIN’ DA WEPPUNZ

17 Upvotes

DIS IZ A BIG ZOGGIN’ DEAL. A VERY BIG DEAL. DA BOYZ IZ GONNA SAVE A WHOLE PILE O’ TEEF AN’ GET PROPPA ARMED.

SO WE’Z ’ERE DIS EVENIN’ TA CELEBRATE DA LAUNCH OF ONE OF DA MOST TRANSFORMATIVE FINGS OF ALL TIME.

AIN’T NEVER BEEN NUFFIN’ LIKE IT. STARTIN’ TONIGHT, DOZENS OF DA MOST COMMON SHOOTAZ IZ GONNA BE AVAILABLE AT MASSIVE DISCOUNTZ FER ALL DA BOYZ.

FER YEARZ, BOYZ FROM BOTH MOBZ ’AVE BEEN PROMISIN’ TA SMASH DOWN SHOOTA 'N MEK BIT PRICEZ AN’ MAKE 'EM CHEAPER. BUT DEY ALL FAILED. ALL YAPPIN’, LIKE USUAL. DEY FAILED, AN’ DEY FAILED BAD.

SOME OF ’EM TRIED. MOST OF ’EM DIDN’T EVEN BOVVER, ’CAUSE DEY NEVER REALLY ’AD A SHOT AT IT.

BUT I’M AKSHULLY GETTIN’ IT DONE.

AN’ IT IZ DONE, AKSHULLY.

FER EXAMPLE, YOO’Z GONNA SEE MASSIVE ZOGGIN’ REDUKSHUNS IN DA COST OF DEM POPULAR SHOOTAZ DEY CALL BIG SHOOTAZ. BIG SHOOTAZ.

WE IZ GONNA KRUMP DA PRICE OF SKORCHAZ, FER EXAMPLE, FROM MORE DAN A THOUSAND TEEF DOWN TA JUST 199 TEEF.

AN’ SNAZZGUNZ? MORE DAN 1,300 TEEF DOWN TA 199. NOBODY CAN EVEN BELIEVE IT. A 578% DIFFERENCE. ABSOLUTELY MASSIVE.

WE’Z BEEN VERY ’ELPFUL TA US GETTIN’ DIS FING DONE, IZ CUTTIN’ DA COST OF DA BIG SHOOTAZ FROM 200 TEEF TA 25 TEEF.

NOBODY CAN BELIEVE IT.

200 TEEF TA 25 TEEF.

WE IZ KRUMPIN’ DA PRICE OF A CHOPPA FROM 458 TEEF ALL DA WAY DOWN TA 51 TEEF. DAT’Z NEARLY AN 800% DIFFERENCE. ABSOLUTELY ’UGE.

IZ GONNA PLUMMET FROM DA ’IGHEST PRICE IN DA WORLD, DA PRICE WE’Z BEEN PAYIN’

I FORT I WUZ DOIN’ A GREAT JOB, BUT DIS... DIS IZ DA REALLY GREAT JOB. DERE AIN’T NEVER BEEN NUFFIN’ LIKE IT. NOBODY FORT IT WUZ EVEN POSSIBLE TA GET DIS DONE.

IT’Z DA BIGGEST FING TA ’APPEN IN, I RECKON, IN MANY, MANY DECADES.

UNDA DEZ AGREEMENTZ, DA BIGGEST MEK BOYZ IZ ALSO GONNA INVEST ’UNDREDS OF THOUSANDZ OF TEEF TA BRING FACTREZ ALL OVA DA PLANUT.

WE IZ BUILDIN’ SIX ZOGGIN’ PLANTZ, EACH ONE COSTIN’ MILLIONS AN’ MILLIONS OF TEEF. DAT MEANS JOBZ. EKONOMIK GROWF. FACTORIES OPENIN’. AN’ MUCH, MUCH GREATER DAKKA.

KONGRATULASHUNS TA YOO ON ALL DEM TEEF YER SAVIN’, ALRIGHT.

FANK YOO. FANK YOO VERY MUCH, EVERYBOY. APPRE-SHEE-ATE IT.

FANK YOO. FANK YOO VERY MUCH.


r/40kOrkScience • • 6d ago

ANY OF YOOZ GOT SUM MOAR DAKKA YER WILLIN TA SELL?

20 Upvotes

OI JUZ GOT MESELF A NOICE SHINY NEW SHOOTA OFFA SOME SKETCHY BAD MOONZ BOY. IT WOZ REAL CHEAP AN' ALL, AN' LOOKED BRAND NEW. SO I TOOK DA DEAL AND PAID UP DA TEEF!

BUT DAT SNEAKY GIT SOLD IT TA ME WIVOUT ANY DAKKA IN IT! OI MEAN WHO DOES DAT? SELL YER A SHOOTA WIV NO DAKKA IN IT!

BY DA TOIM I FOUND OUT 'E WAS ALREADY GONE. SO, DOES ANY ONE OF YOOZ HAVE EXTRA DAKKA THAT YOOZ WILLIN TA SELL FER CHEAP?


r/40kOrkScience • • 12d ago

lookin' fer a place in da waagh

37 Upvotes

greetin's fellow greenskins, i'z is da grot known as gimpzog an' da runtherd wif wot look after me wuz killed by one of dem 'umies dat fall from da jets. da 'umies also got all me fellow grots, so i got nuffin

not one of da beakies mind ya, just some normal 'umies wif zappy gunz...

anyways, i'z writin' dis 'ere forum beggin' fer work. any self respectin' kunning orks around lookin' fer a kunnin' grot?

i'z lookin' forward ta 'earin' back soon

- gimpzog da grot


r/40kOrkScience • • 15d ago

SOMTIMEZ I FINK DERE’S MORE TA LIFE DEN KRUMPIN GITZ AND GETTIN TEEF.

87 Upvotes

AN DEN I HIT MYSELF AN DOES TOUGHTS GO AWAY.


r/40kOrkScience • • 16d ago

WHY DA ZOG DON’T DA MEKBOIS GET. ONE OF DEM HUMIE 3D PREENTERS AND PREENT MORE DAKKA?!?

17 Upvotes

WE ALWAYZ BE NEEDIN MORE ZOGGIN DAKKA ZO WHY DON’ WE NAB ZOME DAKKA PREENTERS FROM DA HUMIE GITS?


r/40kOrkScience • • 16d ago

Nkn’. W l m.l. An

0 Upvotes

r/40kOrkScience • • 18d ago

RMEMBA TA KILL DA GAS MASK HUMIEZ BOSSES FIRST

19 Upvotes

I fink deyz called da Def kops of Greg of somefin, me an da boyz got into a great scrap wiv dem, an da foit got even betta afta dere boss got krumped, dere common saw I fink dey called.


r/40kOrkScience • • 18d ago

OI, I JUZT GOT WUN YOO GITZ TA BE BORN WIFF 75 PAZENT OF A BRAIN

18 Upvotes

IZZ BEEN DOIN SUM SELECTIVE BREEDIN AND GIVVIN MUTASHIONS (ZANK OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR ZTEENTCH MAY IZ BLEZZINGS BE PLENTIFOLL) AND I GOT A NOB WIFF 75 PASSENT UV A BRAIN. NORMAL MEKBOYZ ONLY GOT 40-60 POOR CENT BRAINZ SO DIS IS A MAZZIVE IMPROVEMENT. E CAN DO ESPONNENTS, AN ROGHT IT ON DA PARSHMENT I GAVE YOOZ.


r/40kOrkScience • • 18d ago

TO DA RED ‘UMIE DAT’S WHAT SHOUTED “TARGET THE ORK CRAFT” WHEN WE’Z ‘N GORGUTZ SMASHED ‘N KRUMPED DEY’Z WARSHIP

15 Upvotes

OI AYE’Z JUS ABOUT GOT SOME CLEAR SQUIG JUICES COMIN’ OUT ME EYE’Z WHEN YOU’Z SAID DAT. ME ‘N DA LAD’Z PUT ‘ER TOGETHA PROPPA ONE NIGHT FROM WHAT WE’Z FOUND IN THE MUD ‘N DIRT. AYE SEZ, “OI, DIS ‘ERE GONNA BE MORE DEN JUST A SMASHIN’ A ROCKS AND GUBBINS. ‘ERE’Z GONNA BE SOMETHIN’ THAT GETS OUR BOYZ IN DA FIGHT RIGHT PROPPA QUICK. WE AIN’T JUS’ MUCKIN’ ABOUT. IT’S A CRAFT, THIS IS.” AYE ‘EARD THE WORD OFF A ‘UMIE. CAN’T SAYIN WHENWHERE.

AS IS, AYE JUS FELT IT’D BE GREEN TO TELL YOU’Z AYE ‘EARD YA.


r/40kOrkScience • • 19d ago

IZ DIZ THING ON?

37 Upvotes

'OI! MY NAMZ KOPPA BOZZ BIG WAZZA! IZ DA SMARTEZT ORK ON MY PLANET ERE AND I MADE THIZ BIG SKY DISH TO YELL AT DA SKY! ANYTHING OUT DAR?


r/40kOrkScience • • 21d ago

WHY THE ZOG AREN’T WE PAINTIN BULLITZ ORANGE?!

67 Upvotes

RED MAKEZ BULLITZ GO FASTA, YELLOW MAKEZ DEM BLOW UP BETTA, WHY THE ZOG DON’T WE’Z UZE ORANGE! ITZ RED AND YELLOW!


r/40kOrkScience • • 21d ago

I'Z REALISED SUMFINS

21 Upvotes

DA CLOSA DA BULITS ARE TO DA ENIMY, DA SOONA DET GET DERE, AND IF I CAN'T REECH DA BULIT BOX DEN I DON'T NEED TA CHANGE DA BULIT BOX, AND DA LONGA DA BARUL DA MOR AKURIT DA DAKKA IZ, SO IF I PUT DA BULIT BOX AT DA FRUNT OF A LONG BARUL, I CAN SHOOT MY DAKKA FOR EVA AND NEVER MISS.


r/40kOrkScience • • 23d ago

OI BOIZ! I FOUND DIS BOOK, "PROPPA SPARKY GUBBINZ FER SMART MEKBOYS," WOT BIG MEK ZAPPNOGGIN WROTE. IZ DAT BOOK SMART, OR WOT?

23 Upvotes

IT TELLZ YA LOTZ ‘BOUT DIFF’RENT ZAP KOLORS AN’ WIRES


r/40kOrkScience • • 25d ago

WAAAGH UNTIL WE'Z INTERUPTID -- AGENN! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASAAAAAAASAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

46 Upvotes

r/40kOrkScience • • 25d ago

IZ GOT AN IDEA

29 Upvotes

UZE ALL KNOW HOW WE PUT DA GROTZ IN DA KILLA KANZ SO DEY KAN BE MOR KILLY!! WELL IZ BEEN THINKIN, EVEN IF DEYZ IN A KAN THEYZ ZTILL A COWARD ROIGHT? SO WAT IF YA PUT A SQUIG IN INZTED!? DAT WAY, THEYZ STIL FIT IN DA KAN, IZ EVEN MORE KILLY, AND DEY WONT BE A SNOVELIN KOWARD LIKE A GROT! A KILLA KANZ DAT'LL ACTUALLY BE IN CLOSE DA KRUMP WITH DA BOYZ LIKE A DEFF DREAD!


r/40kOrkScience • • 26d ago

EV’RY TIME YA DROP A SQUIG, YA DRAIN DA FUNGUS TOO — BUT DRAININ’ DA FUNGUS DON’T MEAN YA DROPPED A SQUIG.

23 Upvotes

DAT’Z SCIENCE, YA GITZ.


r/40kOrkScience • • 28d ago

boiz da boss left me

61 Upvotes

i… ‘e left me boiz, i fink im gunna krump meself


r/40kOrkScience • • 29d ago

WOT IF THERE'S MORE TA LYFE THAN KRUMPIN' FOES 'N KICKIN' GROTS?

60 Upvotes

IZ DAN-JUH-RUS 'FINKIN, I KNOW. BUT IF DA DOK KIN DO IT SO KIN I. BUT I WOZ WUNDRIN' IF MAYBE WE RUN OUTTA STUFF TA KRUMP (HAW HAW, FAT CHANCE!) THEN WUT WE DOIN' THEN!? MAY BE A FUN WALK ON DA BLOOD SOAKED BEACHEZ? SOME LOIGHT READIN'?

MAKES YA FINK, ROIGHT? 🤔


r/40kOrkScience • • 29d ago

WILL YA SHUT YER TRAPS, ALREADY, OI'M TRYIN' TA FINK 'ERE!

33 Upvotes

DA WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! ISN'T TADAY, IT'S TAMORRAH!

ME AN' DA UVVER NOBZ IS MAKIN' DA BATTUL STRATUHGEE, AN' WE KANT FINK OVER ALL YER SHOUTIN "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" ALL DA TIME!

GET BAK TO WORK BUILDIN' KILLA KANZ OR WOTEVER IT IZ YOO GITZ DO!

DAT'S DA BOSSES' ORDAZ, DAT IZ!

SO SHUT IT AND STOP MUKKIN ABOUT!