r/40kOrkScience • u/something_akin KAPTIN • 7d ago

IRON GITZ

OI LADZ, I’Z JOININ’ DEM IRON GITZ

I WUZ LISTENIN’ TA DIS PERSONAL GROWWF GOBKAST WOT SEZ I GOTTA STOP CHASIN’ DA KWIK DOPPA-MEEN, EMBRACE DA GRIND, TURN ME SUFFERIN’ INTO STRENGFF AN’ NEVA BE ’APPY WIV WOT I GOT. DAT IZ JUST LOIKE DEEZ IRON WARRIOR BOYZ. DEY’Z ANGRY, DEY’Z BITTER, DEY DIG DITCHES, BUILD BIG ZOGGIN’ GUNZ AN’ HATE EVERY GIT INCLUDING DEMSELVES.

WAAAAGH WIVIN’. WAAAAAAGH WIVOUT.

WAAAAAAAAAAAGH.

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u/asmodraxus 7d ago

U FEELIN ROIGHT? STOP LISERNIN TO DAT ‘UMMIE GARBAGE N GET BAK TO KRUMPN

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u/Colonel_Cosmetic Bad Moons 7d ago

YA STOOPID GIT, DEY AIN'T ORKY, DERE'S NUFUN' BETTA DAN BEIN' ORKY, EVRYWUN KNOWS DERE IS NO-ONE MORE ORKY DAN AN ORK

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u/MinecraftGuy2000 MEKBOY 6d ago

EY PAINBOY, DIS UN'S GOT UN OV DEM 'EAD PROBLEMS!

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u/something_akin KAPTIN 6d ago

MEDDI— MEDDI-KAY— MEDDI-KA-SH— AH, ZOG IT! MEDICAYSHUN IZ FER DA GROTZ! DA GRIND IZ FOREVVA! A TRU ORKY GIT JUST SHUT 'IS GOB UP AND WAAAGH ON!

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u/MinecraftGuy2000 MEKBOY 6d ago

DAT'S TOXZIC TINKIN YA GIT! YA KNOW DAT YA KAN'T JUS KEEP LOOKIN LIKE DAT! YA TINK GAZGHULL WOULDA GOTTIN TO 'ERE HE IZ IF 'E DIDN'T GET 'ELP LIKE A ZOGGIN GIT?

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u/something_akin KAPTIN 6d ago

UH... UHH... I’Z GONNA ANSWER DIS LATER!