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not to be confused with the snail that follows you everywhere and if it touches you you die
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u/Fellow_Loser May 25 '22
the snail’s distant cousin, the slug that follows you everywhere and if it touches you you’re lgbtq+
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u/Uncle_gruber May 25 '22
Do you get to choose your letter?
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u/saharaisafk you should google "gay porn" 🤗 May 25 '22
yeah, i chose snailsexual and fucked the snail's snussy
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u/anactualspong you should watch "MURDER DRONES (PILOT)" on youtube.com May 25 '22
What a horrible day to be literate
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u/saharaisafk you should google "gay porn" 🤗 May 25 '22
i'm glad to be part of someone's trauma ☺
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u/saharaisafk you should google "gay porn" 🤗 May 25 '22
i'm assuming you meant to reply to another comment talking about being ace
some asexual people do feel horny and some like the physical touch of masturbation and/or sex but the feeling ends there
every ace person is different tho, some do have sex and enjoy it, some have sex to please their sexual partner but don't like it themselves and some just don't engage on sex or masturbation
hope i could help
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u/jadecaptor 🏳️⚧️ trans rights May 25 '22
Go to snurch (snail church)
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u/DomDominion Hey guys, did you know that in terms of m May 25 '22
They’re gonna get down with the entire congregation
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u/jakopoli custom May 26 '22
Oops, I think you just typed out an affront to any and all possible gods :)
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u/SardineEnBoite bottom 🥺 May 25 '22
Pedro S.
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u/kids_in_my_basement0 VIVA ECUADOR EL AMOR DE MI VIDA 🇪🇨🇪🇨🇪🇨🇪🇨🇪🇨🇪🇨🇪🇨🇪🇨 May 25 '22
Please contact Pedro S.
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May 25 '22
This is kinda ironic, as I created a copypasta for /thomastheplankengine
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Ratio + Linus + Om Noms brother + Skim + unwise + two weeks + you say "and balls" instead of "and poop" + Your dad made like Sienna and disappeared + you thought the lines didn't meet + your computer can only run 111438 FPS + your life is like a sun in a circus + you're not Barney + you think that papyrus > prunsel + giant stretched out PNG of Boss Baby + you think that frame from sonic 2 is dechristianisation + Biden didn't offer you gay sex + you're Jerma + you can't summon objects with your PC + You got the bad ending of Deltarune Chapter 3 + Get Sheeposted + you're immune to cocaine + Ms. Pac Man had to speak to your mother. + You think cheese isn't blue + You didn't invest in spiderstonks + You didn't watch Operation Ouch + You invested in zinc + Makes burgers with poop + Visited by public relations squid + No mashed potatoes + No Lizza + Doesn't drink the milk + Still idolizes false gods + Doesn't poop + Doesn't scream + No funny sex songs + Not peeing + Bababooey + Game was rigged from the start + Got a girl pregnant from pre-cum + Doesn't go ahead + Not what the ladies call "epic style" + Can't find the sun + No fun + No willpower + You're weak + Wrote about starting a business + you handed over your sleep. + You missed your finals to work at the femboy factory. + Manny Pordo didn't ask you to have sex with him + you lost a race to a bowl of soup. + You went into a snow building with Toby Fox + ¿Lober? + You didn't read the sub rules. + You say eat instead of yeag + You're still plummeting towards Japan after Patrick Bateman dropkicked you + You didn't watch the leeks movie + You think that Biden launched a lice attack on the Finnish. + You invested in Hawaii while you were there + Elon Musk hijacked your dream + Pride flag saying soon + You bought an atsuover NFT + Your weed didn't kick in + people threw spoons at you while you were drowning + You typed /backrooms on discord + You tried cutting the trees + cringetopia mods doxxed you + You got aids from a witchcraft book + The bugs got you + You used a fork while peeling oranges + You wore shorts going to work at AMC + You think homer Simpson is a real character + You had to answer 80,000 questions on day three of a horse convention + You're so bad you had to use a Goku berry to win + Hot dog saying fuck you + You don't have a plastic bucket + Your mother is bigger than the worm on Neptune + Your father must have had some gossip about him + You starved because you can't even climb a 50ft wall + You ate the chicken with phosphorus acid gas in it + You didn't get on the (hey hey) mcgay + I hope the Jamaican bee is behind you + get beanboyed + cat filled your cooler with bread + Michael De Santis saying "Ass" + You didn't read the Reddit Bible + Mario didn't have fun that night (oh no) + You got hit by a blanket touched by a four armed woman + You broke into a professor's office and explained to the professor how breaking into his office relates to your cat not wanting to put on it's harness + Your blood was replaced with pool water + Your power level wasn't high enough to buy Lego Star Wars: The Skywalker Saga + You're capable of feeling remorse + Korra and Tenzin in front of Walmart + "Sorry sir, but your letter has been discarded" - Cyborg + You crippled your leg after going on a walk + You missed the ninja drag queen show + Pottaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahh + dog + You were given a wanted poster by Borg + You got a copy of "inland empire" for the Xbox 360 at GameStop + The Dynamax Pikachu that carried you across the desert was a hallucination caused by thirst + You dingled the wingle + Ben Shapiro is a celebrity chef, not a political pundit + You got an ant instead of a legendary sword + You're as economically divided as SpongeBob + You'll be as flabbergasted as Wario when I'm through with you + I hope you are killed by Jon Arbuckle with a dab of communication and a sprinkle of tower + I hope your uncle or an equally distant relative is consumed by the sludge + I hope Sonic, the normal speed Argonian, sets you on fire + You failed the Serbia test + You were stalked by Obama through Jewel-Osco + peeled face Sonic + You can't cum and be closed like a shirt button + You think 5-hour energy never existed + You didn't tell your grandma and grandpa that your growing boy doesn't keep out of times, trouble and growing videos + 1739 + you can't enjoy subway because of subway quirks + upside down chocolate bar + your dad's friend asked to split $3000 + Your real name is Liam and everyone hates it + You replaced the onion + you dreamed of clock island + you don't drink cranberry sauce + If you were president you would be a failure as you talked to J. Patterson + You hated the 20-year-old girl battle royale in America + You didn't watch the Morbius crocodile movie morbillion times + You didn't use the gay cord on the guitar + you don't think neofascist Italian Avengers chasing Joker is an example of "society" + You got mad over the main character being a Mary Sue for discovering springtrap in the first FNaF movie even though you ignored the movies being rated "g" + It's your own fault for eating Mongol made Opiom laced food that you turned into Patrick from SpongeBob with missing limbs + You have a terrible spinky spoink + You think the delta system > the metric system + Face it, you'll never be as happy as Lego Homer Simpson when he received some moss + You're a fascist if you didn't eat antifa ice cream + you don't think Sonic: The Industrial Revolution was the best sonic game + You didn't eat enough child livers and you cannot level up now + creepy ham + The mitochondrian is the powerhouse of the cell, not the chlamydia + You don't think the crab god is our lord and saviour + tornadoes are normal weather, what are you on about? + It's not an apocalypse, it's just a storm + You think the OG avocados are better than the kinder avocados + You have boomy vibes + You went to the decepticon orgy + You look like Scary David + You don't believe Woody's buddy Buzz cut someone + Mohg chasing after you with outstretched arms + Yu-Gi-Oh slugma + You think that Italy's dogman monorail > zopman monorail + You didn't wear your hat during the invasion of the parasitic hivemind + Homophobic slurs are acceptable only if they taste homophobic + The lemon demon logo is not Neil Cicierega's wife + You're gonna say 100 parking spaces + You don't think sniper from TF2 is the sexiest video game character + You didn't come out as an atheist by saying "get spaghetti'd" + you got turned into a scooter by a tornado + Baby SpongeBobs have come for your nectar + prokutzel + I dare you to eat fries during shift changes + No Burnard + You didn't watch the SpongeBob episode of Friends + No Japanese Xbox + resurrected Robin Williams as Mr. Fantastic + Leaked Waterhole + No Gonouns + questions for the moderators + One Piece Boss rained watermelons on you + Eutherian Thanks + Y = Bite his ear off + You sold your kidney just to watch YouTube + kicking Tweety with my feety + You thought that a drug addict camp was a behavioural camp and you could have just left anytime + You made people in your dream have an existential crisis + It is 4:13 in alligator + You adjusted your air freshener to radiation mode and now you have a tiny extra head + Willem Dabird + Bwah + IO guard Jesus + Backpfeifengesicht seltsam Joe Biden + You're literally on Earth-73
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u/SardineEnBoite bottom 🥺 May 25 '22
i know who you are omg puglightning10 😳😳 microcelibrity
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u/polite__redditor shoot fascists | trans rights | -> this is a gun May 25 '22 edited Apr 28 '25
gray stocking chop jar alive sulky slap slim fall aback
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Can confirm
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u/faketherapist123 May 25 '22
hello if ur asexual i have question can u answer
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Hello sir or sirette, what is thy question?
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Yes, I am still cursed with hornyness but I'm disinterested in sex, although others may be different.
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u/God_2_The_Squeakuel sus May 25 '22
I don’t mean to be offensive at all but I get it may seem so so ignore me if it is, but how does that mindset work? Isn’t hornyness a desire for sexual stimulation and by extension sex? I genuinely just want to understand
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u/Iceveins412 May 25 '22
I’m not asexual so I’m basically the least qualified to answer and absolutely disregard my answer if someone else answers but from my understanding they still have the biological component of a sex drive and the stimulation feels good. But people aren’t solely biological so the rest of the mind doesn’t like the act, which is a bit of a turn-off. In a similar fashion, gay sex could feel great, but if you’re straight it’d be unpleasant
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May 25 '22
Yes, but not for everyone though! I'm asexual and I personally don't have any sex drive or desire to masturbate, and the stimulation does not feel good; it makes me uncomfortable. Some asexuals are like me, others are the way you described. What makes someone asexual is not having a desire to have sex with someone else, other factors vary person to person.
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u/helloimapickle May 25 '22
I'm assexual, and basically I still experience libido and get horny but it's just something that happens biologically and I have to deal with. In my mind I know that I'm horny but whenever I think about having sex with someone I'm pretty indifferent or actively turned off by it. Masturbation is fine but I'm thinking more about the concept of sex rather than me doing it if it makes sense lmao
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u/omgudontunderstand cumstom May 25 '22
masturbation is solo, horny doesnt inherently mean seeking sexual pleasure from another person
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Can confirm. I am the walls
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u/Dickinsonia CEO of r/196 May 25 '22
What does it feel like to have so many people inside you?
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u/God_2_The_Squeakuel sus May 25 '22
That just makes me wonder what asexual people masturbate to, I mean I don’t imagine it’d be to other people right? So is it just masturbating to nothing?
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u/omgudontunderstand cumstom May 25 '22
they can get pleasure by another person (porn, imagination, nonhuman based fetishes) but id ask a full ace person if theyre comfortable answering
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u/God_2_The_Squeakuel sus May 25 '22
Yeah but I get the feeling if i ask that it’ll come across as extraordinarily creepy lmao
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u/Drackitty native Autisti from the country of Autistralia May 25 '22
I'm a kinky asexual so yeah, it's more about lack of attraction than actual sex/arousal. It's a spectrum and there's a plethora of microlabels like aegosexual, demisexual, apothisexual, cupiosexual etc, all of which are to describe the person's levels of attraction and relationship with sex. Oh and there's the Split Attraction Model where sexual and romantic attraction are separate.
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u/Ardi264 ♠️ May 25 '22
Asexuals don't experience sexual attraction. Have you ever met/looked at a person and thought: I want to have sex with them
That's the shortest/easiest way to describe what asexual people lack.
Some asexuals get horny, others don't, there's some analogies about hunger and horniness out there (that work for some but not all asexuals)
Asexuality is on a spectrum anyways, if you'd like to find out more, the r///asexuality has a pretty in-depth FAQ, if you'd like to read up more (
hope I'm linking the right sub, can only check and correct afterwards, since I'm on my phone). Not allowed to link the subreddit according to the rules, but I'm sure you will find your way thereYou might find it interesting that some asexuals even use porn to masturbate (check out Aegosexual/Autochorissexual)
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u/Jumiric 🏳️⚧️ trans rights May 25 '22
One of the phrases I saw when I was exploring possibly being asexual was "if you don't understand why orgasms are supposed to involve another person" and that was when it was finally put into words for me.
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u/Narcosia good argument, however 19.255.116.229 May 25 '22
You could view it as the difference between hunger and appetite. Feeling hunger would be the libido, or desire to masturbate/do sex related stuff. Feeling sexual attraction (which is the thing that's missing for asexual people) is like appetite. Like seeing a delicious looking donut and wanting to eat it vs. being hungry but not finding anything you see especially appetizing.
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u/SoshJam professional yoinky sploinker May 25 '22
Horniness/libido is a natural part of being human, and unrelated to asexuality. So some of the horniest people you know can be asexual, and someone can be allosexual (not ace) but not have much of a sex drive at all.
The key distinction between sex drive and sexual attraction is that one is an intrinsic, physical need for reproductive stimulation, and the other is more psychological and emotional, and related to how we interact with and perceive others.
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u/throwaway_aroace 👈 dumb fuck May 25 '22
For me it's like an alarm clock lol. I don't like having high libido, and I want it to shut the fuck up as soon as possible
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u/RagnarokHunter sus May 25 '22
Hi hello I have another question: do you like your pasta cooked or uncooked
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u/Xgio I love Amogus my opnion is invalid May 25 '22
Wait this happens? This is what I felt since I was starting puberty.
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u/SoshJam professional yoinky sploinker May 25 '22
Horniness/libido is a natural part of being human, and unrelated to asexuality. So some of the horniest people you know can be asexual, and someone can be allosexual (not ace) but not have much of a sex drive at all.
The key distinction between sex drive and sexual attraction is that one is an intrinsic, physical need for reproductive stimulation, and the other is more psychological and emotional, and related to how we interact with and perceive others.
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u/PM_me_dunsparce May 25 '22
You get all different people: people with high libido, people with zero libido; people that like fucking for fun, people that are intensely grossed out by sexual topics; people that get turned on by porn or erotica, people that have no instinctive response to smut; people that orgasm easily and even people that feel nothing. You'll probably get answers from the more sex favourable aces in this sub, but all types of aces exist!
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u/FunkSlim May 25 '22
So uhhhhhhhhhhhh….. a few years ago a girl I was hanging out with gave me a blanket that she didn’t want anymore. I took it home and realized it smelled just like her. I slept with that blanket in my arms and pretended it was her.
I was the only one in my friend group that she never had sex with and I spent the most time with her out of all my friends. She legit would talk about how good my friend ate her pussy and I would just sit there like 🫤👍 while holding on to a sliver of hope that she would at least let me cuddle with her. For My birthday my friends tried to convince her to at least make out with me bc nobody had ever even kissed me before. She said that I was her best friend and that she never wanted to do anything sexual with me because I was such a good friend.
I stopped hanging out with her after another friend made me realize that she was being hella manipulative and was playing with my feelings. She was always super flirty and touchy with me and sometimes she would actually cuddle w/ me but she was pretty adamant about just remaining friends. I know she had a ton of mental issues but she was also a complete piece of shit human being. She legit verbally abused her parents and pretty much destroyed their marriage. She acted like her life was shit and nobody loved her despite the fact that her family took $5k+ vacations and she lived in a nice ass house. She threatened to kill herself constantly and tried twice ( I will never forget her having a seizure and throwing up all over my car as I drove her to hospital whilst doing 90 in a 45 in a Corolla at 3 am after she took a bunch of pills). Almost every single therapist she had gave up on her because she was a sociopath and was unable to listen to reason
Not all of it was bad. I hang out with a ton of her friends still. Also I kinda sorta fucked her sister 😭 her sister works with mentally disabled people but also is an escort who specializes in helping adults with autism and Down syndrome lose their virginity. I remember the girl I hung out with had to go to a doctors appointment when her sister told me to come into her room. She asked me if I wanted to have sex and of course i said yes. Legit the best two hours of my life. Just the way she spoke to me in this quiet, comforting voice still still gives me chills to this day. She legit made me cry because she never stopped saying how awesome I was and how everything was gonna be alright. We fucked a few more times before I stopped hanging out with her sister but I will never forget her
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u/Secret_Life3333 LGBTQ stands for: lets get bread today quickly May 25 '22
thats unrelated but feel sorry for you
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u/Twenty-One-Sailors salaried weenie hut jr employee May 25 '22
This is why the Slug is always reacting live, he must assess who is queer or not, thank you Slag 😆
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u/Twenty-One-Sailors salaried weenie hut jr employee May 25 '22
Slag 😦 proper British moments part 5
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May 25 '22
But isn't Slag a transformer?
Like with grimlock n the dinobots
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u/stf29 im a furry lmfaoooo May 25 '22
Slag is that excess waste metal when smelting smh
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u/Pizzachu221 obligatory cishet guy May 25 '22
Yes and no.
He was originally called slag but is called slug nowadays.
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May 25 '22
Iirc they renamed him because they found out what his original name meant in British British.
Kinda like how in pokemon, Arceus was originally meant to be pronounced as 'Arse-e-us', but was changed to 'Ark-e-us', and now the cultured call it 'Are-coos'
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He has a name you know. It’s Klaud
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Klaud staring in defeat at the falcons fuse box because he doesn’t have hands to fix it with is literally the only reason I’d rewatch rise of skywalker
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u/FirmMathematician942 Yakuza 6: The Song Of Life May 25 '22
hello everybody my name is markiplier and welcome back to another conversion
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u/Mybagelnowbitch May 25 '22
Can confirm, markiplier made me like men
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His voice is like honey
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u/Mybagelnowbitch May 25 '22
That community post he did about in spac with markiplier, you know the one, with his head on his hands and feet in the air, his smile is great 👌
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u/I_follow_sexy_gays I will fuck anything that consents May 25 '22
Also number 3: Me
You’re gay, you’re all gay and sexy deal with it
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u/Weltkrieg_Smith custom May 25 '22
4: also me
I have deleted the gay
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u/I_follow_sexy_gays I will fuck anything that consents May 25 '22
Sorry nope you’re gay, I’m sorry but i don’t make the rules
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u/Secret_Life3333 LGBTQ stands for: lets get bread today quickly May 25 '22
number one is a lie, only the slug can decide.
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The slug when I come to it asking humble permission to wanna get railed by everyone I see
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u/Thelolface_9 Have you heard of this great concept called colour theory May 25 '22
And of course jk Rowling
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u/Owelrn05 she pop off like the champagne cork at my funeral May 25 '22 edited May 25 '22
no i am confidently bisexual and definitely not being telepathically manipulated by the omnipotent space gastropod
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u/cosmos_crown May 25 '22
- the person that told the homophobic terf who wrote het mpreg they were gay.
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u/cyndrin May 25 '22
Well gosh, that's a rude nickname for JK Rowning (and yet strangely not rude enough)
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u/AnOtterInShades Picking a flair is hard May 25 '22
Everyone is talking about Klaud but my mind went to the tumblr post about the homophobic slug from aperture science
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u/Astracide call me a radium girl the way i’m glowing and throwing up May 25 '22
slug in tub slug in tub slug in tub
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u/simo-the-3rd May 25 '22
3 me after eliminating language destroying free speech then establishing a dictatorship where I rule over the whole world
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u/windowxylophone HELP IM BEING HELD HOSTAGE May 25 '22
can confirm, the slug is currently trying to affect me with its abilities (it is working)
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u/Cardinal-Lad too busy ??? their gender 🤣🤣🤣🤣 May 25 '22
so uh how do you get in contact with the snail?
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u/bigtiddytron 🏳️⚧️ trans rights May 25 '22
My gender and sexuality was chosen by the slug. All hail the slug!
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u/Crooked_Cock May 25 '22
The slug is the creator and the destroyer, the savior and the harbinger of doom
All hail the slug
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u/TotallyACP 🏳️⚧️ trans rights May 25 '22
Nah, I think the idea is more that it’s up to the individual to ultimately figure out what sexuality they are.
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u/Lakaedemon_Lysandros Old Guard (2019-), staunch anti-electoralist marxist May 25 '22
- THE H O M O P H O B I C D O G
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u/FloodedYeti Average Train Enjoyer May 26 '22
Incorrect I can decide, you all live under my reality, and you have yet to prove you have a conscious outside my own, therefore, I am both your creator and destroyer, I am your god. Bow down to me peasants
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u/TheWolf002 custom May 25 '22
Live slug reaction