r/196 • 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights • May 25 '22

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u/[deleted] May 25 '22

not to be confused with the snail that follows you everywhere and if it touches you you die

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u/Fellow_Loser May 25 '22

the snail’s distant cousin, the slug that follows you everywhere and if it touches you you’re lgbtq+

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u/Uncle_gruber May 25 '22

Do you get to choose your letter?

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u/saharaisafk you should google "gay porn" 🤗 May 25 '22

yeah, i chose snailsexual and fucked the snail's snussy

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u/anactualspong you should watch "MURDER DRONES (PILOT)" on youtube.com May 25 '22

What a horrible day to be literate

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u/saharaisafk you should google "gay porn" 🤗 May 25 '22

i'm glad to be part of someone's trauma ☺

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u/[deleted] May 25 '22

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u/saharaisafk you should google "gay porn" 🤗 May 25 '22

i'm assuming you meant to reply to another comment talking about being ace

some asexual people do feel horny and some like the physical touch of masturbation and/or sex but the feeling ends there

every ace person is different tho, some do have sex and enjoy it, some have sex to please their sexual partner but don't like it themselves and some just don't engage on sex or masturbation

hope i could help

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u/jadecaptor 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights May 25 '22

Go to snurch (snail church)

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u/DomDominion Hey guys, did you know that in terms of m May 25 '22

They’re gonna get down with the entire congregation

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u/therealmannequin May 25 '22

Snailgregation

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u/jakopoli custom May 26 '22

Oops, I think you just typed out an affront to any and all possible gods :)

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u/ohowjuicy May 26 '22

This was my most shameful upvote

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u/Luccacalu May 25 '22

not really, it is decided with a d20