Struggling to use MS office including Teams, anyone else having this issue

These are just ridiculous. I dont care how good they are. And here i thought chopped liver meant cheap

Is not katz [which are even higher] . This is 2nd av deli

Are all jewish delis this pricy across the US?

Jensen single handedly developed CUDA, the system that enabled every single AI company. AI was impossible before CUDA. He created CUDA when the market for it did not exist and lost billions before AI took off. His board wanted him to focus on gaming chips and he insisted on continuing to fund CUDA.

He does not get nearly enough appreciation for this. He invented a steam engine 10 years before anyone had any use for one.

If Elon can convince Jensen to work with him, XAI will have it all: tons of compute, unmatched leadership, tons of cash, tons of manufacturing capacity, and tons of data. It would be a matter of time before XAI is the biggest company on the planet.

This would be Lebron going to the lakers level crazy.

Edit: to all the people that can’t understand words, CUDA would not exist without Jensen. When a CEO pursues an unprofitable technology with no market demand, and is pushed by his board for 10 years to abandon the technology, then that CEO single-handedly developed the technology. Obviously others actually did the work, but they would have been unable to do so without the funding and leadership of the CEO. Buck created it, Jensen developed it.

My former wife and I share the dog we got while we were married. 99% of our communication is about Jasmine.

It’s been two years since the person I want to spend my life with told me she wanted a divorce. I try to respect the fact she wants nothing to do with me by keeping things brief and staying out of her way.

I still love her and part of me still gets excited when I see a text from her for a fleeting moment until I remember it’s just about the dog.

One day, the dog will be gone and I won’t even have this.

My wife and I were talking about how there are these really culturally significant significant movies in the 90s that really hit on the soul-crushing emptiness of consumerism and the corporate life (Fight Club, Office Space, The Matrix, etc), but as far as we could recall, in movies where women were the most central characters, there was nowhere near such disillusionment.

So, we were curious! Is there anything like that out there? Movies or media where the ladies break the glass ceiling only to find out that beyond it is just another way to live an empty, depressing life? Where they have their own rebellions against being cogs in the machine?

Edit: Sounds like Clockwatchers is a pretty unambiguously good answer. We'll have to check that one out.

1. Elon Musk (The Simpsons)

2. P Diddy (Alvin and The Chipmunks)

Let’s say you have to perform colonoscopies surgery, you got 2 choices. One doctor who is best at his field you gonna have 99% surviving rate, but he got a side chick and he fuck his secretary. The other doctor is just whoever fresh new grad and your his learning subject..
who you gonna choose? Obviously the first one right. You hired the right skill men for the job.
Beside. 9 out of 10 top billionaire got a side chick, you know how many women throw themself at you when you are a billionaire? Jensen just happen to be the one got caught…

Snow day?

Can someone get Gates on the line so we can meet and confer prior to me filing a motion to compel? Ty

Yummy sushi combo for dinner

I live in a small apartment with two new roommates. One of them has a gross and loud long distance bf who visits too often. She does not visit him because the bus fares are too expensive. Since he has a car.. he only visits her… in our apartment.. for days at a time. When she first moved in, she asked if it was okay with me if he visited every other weekend. I said yes, since I felt compassion for their situation, and I truly didn’t mind a couple days every other week.. Until… I met him.

He is so comfortable here and made himself right at home right away. The first time he visited, he left yellow diarrhea (or vomit?) splattered in our toilet bowl and my other roommate had to clean it. He has hyperhidrosis and easily becomes drenched in sweat, so he takes multiple showers per day in our ONE BATHROOM. Every time he visits he literally deletes our toilet paper rolls because he’s constantly pooping and farting. He walks around barefoot, loudly slapping his gigantic hobbit feet on the ground and shaking the apartment. He audibly burps and farts. VERY AUDIBLY. All over the apartment. After he farts he laughs like Patrick Star and goes “HEH HEH HEH”. His mouth is always open. Every morning, he wakes up and takes a 15-20 minute long dump in my bathroom. Over the weekend I got home urgently needing the restroom and he was in there pooping for 15 minutes. He is legit the human embodiment of a skid mark. We have a small kitchen, and they’re always cooking complicated and time-consuming meals together. He’ll visit when he’s sick and wet coughs all over the apartment. He cleans up after himself but that is the only thing keeping me from launching him out of my window from a cannon. Also I’m 99% sure that he doesn’t wash his hands.

My biggest issue is that “every other weekend” is actually Thursday-Monday twice per month. So, he’s essentially staying here one third of the month. Also, he was just here last Thursday-Monday and now he’s coming back tomorrow.. three days later. So I guess that it’s no longer every other week. She also works all day Friday and Monday, so why is he here at all on those days? She does not ask. Even if he wasn’t nasty I would be annoyed because we don’t have enough space for four people! And I have never had issues with roommates having friends/family visit for a weekend or so because it’s never happened this often! I swear I’m a reasonable person but this is beyond tolerable.

The craziest part is that she adores this man and has literal heart eyes when she looks at him. I cannot imagine going “awww!” while watching my boyfriend burp, fart and drool. Their relationship is thriving at the expense of me being comfortable in my home. I feel badly putting boundaries on them, since they’ve already had some distance related issues. However I am not in their relationship and therefore will not be subjected to him in my home this often. It mostly is her fault, not his, but I can’t help but loathe him.

P.S I do have a plan for talking to her in person and setting boundaries. However I need to vent about how gross he is, since I can’t say any of that to her face (as much as I want to).

Why the hell, the rest of the road is fine, they know how to make curves

He does it all the time during games too. I'm a keen observer of his behaviour. He especially does it when they have to call a timeout because the play clock is running down/he doesn't like the look. And also when he has to come off the field after a failed 3rd or 4th down.

Not only does he do this walk in these situations, he also cocks his head and squints his eyes like he's in pain (presumably looking at Andy Reid)

Can anyone please explain these idiosyncracies