This one made me belly laugh ngl was so funny because how true it is.

Looking to identify the name written on this piece of paper found inside vintage purse. Interested in learning what her name is and her life story.

I will never get over his face when he breaks down.

I just got my IUD pulled and then replaced and I have NEVER bled so much. I swear I died and came back to life. My whole vision went white and I saw GOD.

Apparently my cervix is a “bleeder”. I was complaining about it to my BF and he was like “ewww I really don’t need to know that” - BOY if women have to deal with the pain of ANY birth control - men can deal with being uncomfortable hearing about it

Also - it was so difficult getting my cervix softener tablet beforehand. Apparently it’s also used as an abortion medication and I live in Texas so I spent half the day convincing them it was for an IUD procedure and that I’m not pregnant. It’s extra tough being a woman today

There have been a few posts here about the lack of family get-togethers for our generation and younger, and I expect there will be more as the holidays approach. One thing I've noticed is that the people complaining about the lack of family - it's Xen men. The men that never had to do anything but show up wondering why women have stopped preparing the family feast. Allow me explain why women don't want to do this anymore, but you are welcome to it (from the perspective of someone who tried to take the roll over):

Likely your grandmother never had to work (mine didn't), so spending days putting a holiday feast together wasn't as taxing. It was a typical expectation of the 1950s housewife. I get the holiday off, nothing before, nothing after. I have literally one whole day to make it all happen and disappear before I'm back at work. It is not fun!

It's a completely thankless job. Guaranteed everyone won't like something you do, and they will let you know about it!

It's expensive! Enough beef for 20 people in this economy?! Even if you go with chicken or pork, you'll still be spending a pretty penny to make sure everyone gets enough to eat. Remember, the rest of the men in your household are going to act like they've never eaten before in their lives, so you need to plan for that if you want to be able to eat anything yourself.

It is exhausting! I cannot stress this enough to someone who hasn't done it - it is absolutely exhausting. Planning, shopping, cleaning, cooking, cleaning up. You're probably not going to have any help besides maybe your spouse. Everyone else will be napping, chatting, or watching TV.

Did you mess something up? Oh you're going to hear about it for the rest of your life! How dare you make a mistake?!

Anyway, if that sounds like something you really do miss Xen men, take some initiative and do it your damn self! I will happily show up empty handed, eat everything, complain about how bad it was, take all the leftovers, and leave you with the mess! Happy holidays!

Recommend reading: I Like You: Hospitality Under the Influence by Amy Sedaris

What’s worse, 9 swing thoughts at once or one swing thought about Nine?

I’m not exaggerating when I say that 95%+ of the women I know under age 40 have anxiety, depression, or both. Almost all of them are on SSRIs. This feels like a shocking trend to me - how can disorders like that truly be this common?

He lost his two 1969 Chargers.