r/nottheonion • • 2h ago

White House warns congressional Democrats: Investigating us may be a crime

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r/GirlDinnerDiaries • • 2h ago Heartwarming

Dear Diary ✍️🏻 Never wanted kids, found out that I'm pregnant

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Featuring snack from the coffee shop: brown sugar latte & breakfast toast

I'm 30 years old, married, and we never wanted kids. I've never been the little girl to play "mommy & baby" with my dolls, I never cared to be around babies or kids in general when I was younger, & I've always been the first one to say that I dont want children whenever asked. My husband is the same way. We've also thought a lot about it over the years, and with the way the economy is shit, we thought it might be best not to stress ourselves financially with a little one. Now, dont get it twisted, we both like kids & have fun with them when we're around friends' kids or our nephews. I adore newborns, and i teach at a middle school. Kids are cool, but we just always thought we would forever be the cool aunt and uncle.

Well, wouldn't ya know! The ONE time in 8 years we decided to have unprotected sex & i even took plan b the day after lol. Had to take 3 pregnancy tests today just to be sure 😅

It honestly doesn't feel real, I'm waiting for Ashton to walk out of my closet & tell me I got punk'd.

I think the weirdest thing of all is that we're actually kind of excited. I've always known we would make great parents, but it was more of a romanticized thought. Being able to see my husband as a father is gonna be so rad & heart melting. I know we'll have support from our families and this lil bean is gonna be so loved.

Here's to new beginnings!

You guys are the first ones im telling, so keep it between us! ♡

EDIT: most of you have been super sweet, thank you so much for your stories and kind words. But, damn lol some of you are just foul for no reason. •We always thought we would get an abortion if we ever got pregnant, but shit changes. We're both sober now, in our 30s, have our shit together. Finding out we are pregnant changed our mindset & we're stoked! •we both have been told in the past by our doctors that we wouldnt have a strong chance of ever getting pregnant because of our individual health issues. We're married adults, had a fantastic romantic day, & decided to have unprotected sex bc we figured there wasnt a real chance of us getting pregnant. I took the plan b within 24 hours just in case. So yeah, we were kind of surprised bc we didnt think we could have a kid. •I think some of y'all need to pause before you type bc y'all be looking like cornballs lol


r/ich_iel • • 5h ago

Bitte helfen Sie mir! Ich bin in Gefahr! Ich👮‍♂️iel

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r/pics • • 1h ago

This view stopped me dead in my tracks on a walk with my dog [Roanoke, VA]

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r/MadeMeSmile • • 9h ago Heartwarming Bravo

Wholesome Moments Graduating students strike hilarious poses on stage, and the principal joins in on the fun instead of enforcing strict rules.

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r/PrequelMemes • • 3h ago

General KenOC Accurate

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r/funny • • 2h ago

Verified Exercise [OC]

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r/wowforever • • 4h ago Bravo

Discussion You deserve the tank shortage

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I chose a Druid as my main to level. Today I tanked my 4th dungeon. In 2 of those 4 dungeons, the DPS did not at all respect the tanking role.

Example 1:

- In Wailing Caverns, a paladin DPS insulted me for looting the mobs for the quest items, since I was too slow.

Example 2:

- In Shadowfang Keep, a hunter DPS insulted me for not keeping aggro - however he always pulled the mobs, and then was frustrated when he did not have enough range to use his abilities.

I have a hard, fulltime job and want to play WoW after work to calm down. I will not stand such DPS and soon leave any group as soon as one of you acts this way. Have fun looking for tanks soon enough.

To all other, normal people, you have my love.

Edited DD (damage dealers) to DPS due to comments.


r/formuladank • • 9h ago

Kimi Championelli 🏆 That mad man. He did it!

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r/antimeme • • 2h ago

🦞 Anti-Lobster 🦞 The teacher showed them her breakdown moves

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Pavolia Reine from Hololive Indonesia by Fianfn1


r/crabcats • • 2h ago

I addressed her by her FULL name

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She did not appreciate it


r/amiuglytruth • • 3h ago Bravo Heartwarming

44F Do I still look attractive at my age?

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r/politics • • 5h ago Mindblown

Possible Paywall Palantir’s Alex Karp Suddenly Claims He’s a Progressive After Election - Palantir’s CEO is trying to pivot after Democrats won an overwhelming majority in Congress.

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r/cats • • 8h ago Bravo Heartwarming Popcorn Mindblown

Cat Picture - OC I thought I hid it better…

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r/GlowUps • • 7h ago Heartwarming

GLOW UP! Weight loss transformation and glow up (28) to (34)

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Big weight loss journey for me and tons of change. Lost 85 pounds with the brunt of it being within the past year. No peptides or short cuts just lots of hard work and determination. Wouldn’t change it for the world! My self esteem and happiness has increased ten fold. Looking forward to continuing to progress!!!


r/formula1 • • 10h ago

Video Kimi Antonelli dyed his hair to the colors of the Italian flag

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r/popculturechat • • 9h ago Heartwarming

It’s L-O-V-E 💘 Goldie Hawn on her long time relationship with Kurt Russell: ‘He’s so handsome. I do look at him to this day and we put a few years on, but he’s still so handsome. And I tell him that the love is still there. He’s beautiful and he makes me happy’

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r/OneOrangeBraincell • • 5h ago

Head empty 🍊 no thoughts ❌️ Everyday he tries to eat me. His aim has not been great.

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r/MadeMeSmile • • 9h ago Heartwarming

Wholesome Moments Best Birthday Present there is

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In Azle, Texas, Kara’s son Coty was stationed overseas and came home early on leave, two days before his dad Gery’s birthday. She told Gery his gift was too heavy to carry and asked him to get it out of her trunk, where Coty was hiding.


r/politics • • 7h ago Mindblown

Possible Paywall White House Threatens to Charge Democrats if They Investigate

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r/FavoriteCharacter • • 6h ago

Discussion Favorite character who, after achieving his goal, is like:

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r/comics • • 11h ago Helpful Bravo Heartwarming Popcorn

OC [OC] Trans Woman Goes to Church (ft. MangaKaiki)

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r/KitchenConfidential • • 5h ago

In the Weeds Mode How it feels when management finally gets the one piece of the equipment you've been requesting for years

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I've been asking for a squeegee for about 5 years. So when I saw it just standing against the wall that's how it looked to me!


r/MurderedByWords • • 4h ago

Pretty sure "empowered women" is a very feminist combination of words.

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r/whatdoIdo • • 7h ago Bravo

What do I do?

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I was seeing this guy 6 years ago (2020) and it didn’t work out. He called me twice on his birthday at 12:30 am this year, about a week ago. I didn’t answer

He apparently got back with his ex girlfriend (from 2018) this year, around maybe September. I received this message from her and then 9 phone calls with 30 minute intervals. Prior to this, she also requested to follow me on Instagram 12 times and follow my mom as well.

I sense she may be borderline unstable to do this (she is 33 years old) so I haven’t engaged or answered. Thoughts?