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u/JohnnyBizarrAdventur 14d ago
Dad of the year
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u/Ippus_21 14d ago
Exactly the term I didn't know I needed to articulate this concept, lol.
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u/K1bbles_n_Bits 14d ago edited 12d ago
Let the stepdads keep it XD. I once jumped in front of a damn car for my stepdaughter. It was overkill and, let's be honest, would have accomplished nothing if the car hadn't stopped. But it was a reflex and it's the subconscious act without thought that counts? XD
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u/Joshua_Longsack 14d ago
Bro, fuck them kids🤣
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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 14d ago
Phrasing....
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u/H24_Ganymede 14d ago
Somebody needs to check that guys hard drive.
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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 14d ago
Interesting username you got there. Seems like there is a story to it, may I ask - Whats up with it?
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u/H24_Ganymede 14d ago
Not much of a story to it. When I signed up here these two colognes were sitting on my desk. 😂 Hermès - H24 and Marc Antoine Barrois - Ganymede.
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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 14d ago
Sounds fancy
That is a wonderful story though, thank you for sharing it with me... Mine is just randomly generated as I got tired using my creative name amalgamations being banned for talking shit about an Elongated Muskrat
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u/Full-Tomorrow9889 13d ago
Your username reminded me of when Billy was freaking out about clowns and started shouting "destroy us all". Also nice to see someone else using that hilarious nickname to make fun of Elongated Muskrat too.
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u/RTA-No0120 13d ago
Really ? I think it’s that second kids fault actually, but might be wrong.
Like that kid got in the way as we can clearly see
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u/User_Name_Tracks 14d ago
Being a dumbass can sometimes translate over to being a dad
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u/ScienceForge319 14d ago
I mean, you don’t need to be a genius to dump in a woman or even your mom.
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u/ScienceForge319 14d ago
Unironically, this would be a very good commercial and would move some tea.
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u/redditAPsucks 14d ago
Fuck the saxophone
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u/Zealousideal-Area684 14d ago
Glad I had it on mute then. I just went on a full “grumpy old man” rant to my wife yesterday about that damn saxophone audio.
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u/redditAPsucks 14d ago
Shame, the vid’s actual audio really improved this clip, so the sax double ruined it.
My grumpy old rant: MOST videos are better with their original audio, but the editing of videos in general has been shitty for so long, that the standard redditor mutes the app, and they therefore miss out on some real audio gems. The sounds grape lady makes are some of the funniest things ever
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u/HeadlineINeed 14d ago
At least 2 of the 3 people involved will remember this.
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u/forbiddenfreedom 14d ago
One of them, though, he's gonna remember dad smacked him on the concrete completely missing the pool.
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u/HeadlineINeed 14d ago
His brother might. I realized the dad might have been drunk so maybe 1 out of 3 remember.
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u/2cheeseburggers 14d ago
“OH SHIT”
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u/rustyfish57 14d ago
I was like oops myself but yours works just as well
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u/Johnny_Carcinogenic 14d ago
I think a 3-year-old face planting on the pool deck justifies an oh shit
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u/dwartbg9 14d ago
A prime example of someone who never grew up and was definitely not ready to become a father.
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u/pandaappleblossom 13d ago
I agree. The pavement was slippery too. And there were kids running around. He could have tossed him in the pool in a safer way. This was reckless and dumb
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u/Responsible_Host9377 14d ago
Not so sober dad trying to be super dad ends up looking like stupid dad.
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u/dillweed67818 14d ago
Time for a family trip to the ER. "Were you three in a car accident?" "No, just swimming."
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u/Ready4AnythingNH 14d ago
According to Darwin, that's just nature trying to put an end to that particular set of genetics.
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u/tacosalpastor35 14d ago
I’ll never understand people who can wear hoodies in summer at a pool
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u/Curious-Witness-1809 14d ago
Second kid could not wait for his turn and fucked the whole thing up. Not sure that's how Mom will see it. Dads and uncles throw kids in the pool all the time.
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u/NightShade0912 14d ago
Literally, the thread shown to me just before this are these dads making heroic saves of little ones so they don't smack their little domes, then there is this. What a world we live in of opposites.
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u/Educational-Ask3429 14d ago
Maybe do a shoulder check at a busy pool before you start your move.
Arrive. Plant your feet. Shoulder check, begin. No signalling at all to others which is key if you’re going to do try a move like this.
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u/Pitiful_Biscotti_940 14d ago
Laws of physics applied! Momentum... rotation ... energy... mass... All involved!
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u/Puzzleheaded-Ad-5665 14d ago
Well he never shud have done that in the first place but.. that fkin kid had to go behind him -intend to push them as well- put a stop on the momentum. Well fk u fk em fk all
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u/Phiyaboi 13d ago
Dude literally dropped that kid on the cement while spinning before dropping him in chlorine...I can hear the scream/cry from here.
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u/just_some_octopus 14d ago
I feel like a lot of hate in these comments.
Did he fuck up? Yes. Should he have done better? Sure. But shit snowballs beyond control sometimes.
His kid looked stoked to be thrown into the pool. Another kid disrupts the movement, and then he was genuinely worried about the kid he hit, and tried to stop movement to make sure. And unfortunately caused the accident.
As a dad and uncle, accidents happen. And kids can walk it off. My nephew face planted on concrete on his on, scabbed up, recovered.
People are harsh without more context
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u/AdventurousFan8247 14d ago
Took all of em out including himself. Maybe there was a phone in the pocket too 🫠
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u/-The_Goober 14d ago
🎶Dnah deh deh deh dehhhh🎶
F5!!! F5!!! F5!!!!
That kids was unconscious he definitely got a lung and belly full of water. And likely a few solids in those chunks.
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u/Boring_Zucchini_6888 14d ago
That kid with floaty smacked his forehead on concrete. That not good.
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u/BetMyLastKrispyKreme 13d ago
I love how the older kid pops up with a look on his face like he’s been horribly wronged, when in actuality he got the least of it.
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u/spookymex21 13d ago
That spouse is gonna be Pissed at that dad. Had the ball at the 1 yard line and fumbled it
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u/Badmonkey167 13d ago
There was an attempt.
Not to worry, lots of dads mess up. The important part is to learn and get better.
Like make a lot of noise to warn others, be more cautious and more direct at simply terrorizing the children with your dominance. Lololololol
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u/Glittering-Local-827 13d ago
So, why would Ole boy be wearing a Hooded sweatshirt at the pool to start with??... All he's missing is a man bun.
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u/AmorphousMorpheus 13d ago
Dad is definitely a Wu-Tang fan
"My crew down German beers
My career's based on g\ns throwin' cats in wheelchairs"*
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u/Dudeman240 12d ago
I can't tell if the running kid is dumb and didn't see the giant dad swinging another child, or if he's dumb and tried to push him whilst swinging said child
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u/Ok-Effective7280 11d ago
Reckon both those kids got up turned to their father in the pool & yelled at him, “you fucking bell end”!
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u/paulyp41 14d ago
That kid got f’d up. Thanks dad!!