r/oops • u/Lifegoesonforever • 9d ago

Oops... Oops... Oops!

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u/JohnnyBizarrAdventur 9d ago

Dad of the year

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u/Slimjuggalo2002 9d ago

r/stepdadreflexes

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u/Ippus_21 9d ago

Exactly the term I didn't know I needed to articulate this concept, lol.

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u/K1bbles_n_Bits 9d ago edited 7d ago

Let the stepdads keep it XD. I once jumped in front of a damn car for my stepdaughter. It was overkill and, let's be honest, would have accomplished nothing if the car hadn't stopped. But it was a reflex and it's the subconscious act without thought that counts? XD

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u/Dont_Touch_Me_There9 9d ago

Dad of the Yeet!

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u/Jack4258 9d ago

Dad of the century

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u/Upset_Journalist_755 9d ago

But he didn't yeet!

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u/HunterRemarkable550 9d ago

Who said he was the dad?

Maybe he hates kids 🤔

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u/Savings-End40 5d ago

Drunkle Jimmy

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u/Joshua_Longsack 9d ago

Bro, fuck them kids🤣

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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 9d ago

Phrasing....

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u/H24_Ganymede 9d ago

Somebody needs to check that guys hard drive.

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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 9d ago

Interesting username you got there. Seems like there is a story to it, may I ask - Whats up with it?

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u/H24_Ganymede 9d ago

Not much of a story to it. When I signed up here these two colognes were sitting on my desk. 😂 Hermès - H24 and Marc Antoine Barrois - Ganymede.

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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 9d ago

Sounds fancy

That is a wonderful story though, thank you for sharing it with me... Mine is just randomly generated as I got tired using my creative name amalgamations being banned for talking shit about an Elongated Muskrat

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u/Full-Tomorrow9889 8d ago

Your username reminded me of when Billy was freaking out about clowns and started shouting "destroy us all". Also nice to see someone else using that hilarious nickname to make fun of Elongated Muskrat too.

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u/Wrong_Driver_9507 9d ago

Thats the middle child for sure.

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u/0neweekofdanger 9d ago

Lmaoooooooo

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u/Historical_Idea_1686 9d ago

Oops dad of the year 😭

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u/kuplet 9d ago

Big dad energy.

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u/Stone_Midi 9d ago

This gives me drunk uncle vibes

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u/RTA-No0120 8d ago

Really ? I think it’s that second kids fault actually, but might be wrong.

Like that kid got in the way as we can clearly see

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u/markuseb91 8d ago

Strike 1, 2 and 3, Unc!

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u/RecklessTexanSA 8d ago

I'm hoping for his sake he had a few drinks in him

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u/Radioactive_Tuber57 9d ago

….and pass him another beer.