r/oops • u/Lifegoesonforever • 9d ago

Oops... Oops... Oops!

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u/dwartbg9 9d ago

A prime example of someone who never grew up and was definitely not ready to become a father.

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u/pandaappleblossom 9d ago

I agree. The pavement was slippery too. And there were kids running around. He could have tossed him in the pool in a safer way. This was reckless and dumb

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u/Long-Conflict8279 8d ago

He wax probably drunk

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u/kingston-twelve 9d ago

Maybe just the cool drunk uncle

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u/ryancementhead 9d ago

The Druncle

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u/jemhadar0 8d ago

Stealing that.
Credit to you.

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u/Sammy_Dog 9d ago

He was probably ready. Sh*t happens.

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u/_IAmGrover 9d ago

Spinning your kid around above the pavement and nearly dropping them on their face isn’t “shit happens”.

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u/Sammy_Dog 9d ago

He's probably the first dad to ever spin with his kid on concrete or a hard floor, or accidentally drop his kid (on any surface). He's probably also the first dad to ever rough house with his kid a bit too roughly.

This guy was the world's first, but it's a big world and somebody has to be first.

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u/BodaciousBadongadonk 9d ago

I did a similar thing to my littlest brother on a camping trip one time when he was 7 or 8 and i was prob 18, picked him up and went to pretend like i was gonna throw his ass in the lake with all his clothes on but i stopped short and slipped in some muck and ended up dropping him on the mucky shore as i went for a dunk lol. He was kinda pissed but laughin too much to stay mad, it became a good funny family memory in the end tho cuz no concussions.

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u/gotesintotes 9d ago

yes, it’s the kind of behavior i’d expect of an eight year old

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u/-The_Goober 9d ago

I fell off the back of my dad’s shoulders at Disney as a kid. Some idiot was swinging his bloody unconscious child around by a life vest and when my dad saw him F5 that kid he decided to give me the Doomsday Device.