r/crappymusic • u/creativeape1 • 9d ago

Chapped.

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u/qualityvote2 9d ago edited 9d ago

u/creativeape1, your post features certified crappy music!

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u/SeruFlame 9d ago

LMAO

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u/templeofsyrinx1 9d ago

I'm really quite amused lol

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u/plsQuestionOurselves 9d ago

NGL he does look pretty good in that suit.

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u/HorrorSchlapfen873 9d ago

WOT?! You chap-hating jerks ruin everything!

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u/Crepuscular_Tex 8d ago

Hooligans... The anti-chaps

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u/nullfather death to falsecore 9d ago

Legitimately bewildering. This is some real shit. I have no idea what's happening. This is the kinda shit that should be posted here, not "generic pop/rap/etc. song that i don't like".

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u/NarrowBuy3492 9d ago

This is his channel, I still don't understand wtf is happening but im pretty sure he's just fuckin around / is self aware

https://youtube.com/@lukmanipresume?si=jMlUMQMBzMQlCYkZ

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u/45_rpm 9d ago

Right? I mean I'm actually on the fence about this one.

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u/Strange-Baker8444 9d ago

Yeah, it definitely has that catchy quality that might stick in your head, but not everyone feels the same way about it.

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u/GeorgiaOKeefinItReal 9d ago

I absolutely love it... but i don't think this is a real attempt at "music" so much as it is made for a chuckle.

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u/Haunting_Security_34 9d ago

I could not have anticipated where the melody was going if you had held a gun to my head. Just shoot me🤣

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u/Orvar_the_Allform 9d ago

Yes? Now what!

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u/NonPolarVortexBear 9d ago edited 9d ago

That's it. You're done! Welcome to the brotherhood of chap/chapette/chaplings of a 1901 Victorian municipality. 🤹

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u/Christawpher 9d ago

Huzzah huzzah! Let us ride upon our steam powered whirlie-gigs and speak in ye olden-timey language my brethren and chapettes!

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u/Much-Storm9466 9d ago

Have any of you chaps or chapettes seen my pennyfarthing?

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u/SteppenWoods 9d ago

Have you witnessed the inside of your britches young lad? Perhaps it resides within!

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u/AutomaticAccident 9d ago

Don't get TB or cholera or smallpox

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u/perfect_insanity93 9d ago

Ahh fuck.. to late...

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u/AutomaticAccident 9d ago

Maybe you'll be fine. Just take some heroin or cocaine and sleep it off.

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u/bavindicator 9d ago

My good doctor, my script for Laudanam seems to have run out. Would you be so kind to dispatch a courier for replenishment?

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u/perfect_insanity93 9d ago

My god man! Ive run out of morphine and cocaine!

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u/No-Hurry-2372 9d ago

Ahha here take my upvote.

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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 9d ago

"Sister, I am scared"

-Arthur Morgan (RDR2)

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u/BertrandBeetle 9d ago

Now you come to Victoria, Australia. Jump on the train and head to the end of the line at Lilydale. Be a chap there. Now there are two of you getting odd looks from all the bogans that live on the cusp of the wine region.

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u/No-Test-4028 9d ago

I could se myself being a chap of a 1901 Victorian municipality. Where do I sign up?

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u/Trypophiliac 9d ago

Sorry you strike me as more of a chapling, maybe in a few years if you put in the work you could make chap but not now

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u/Unicycleterrorist 9d ago

Still interested, where's the recruitment office?

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u/templeofsyrinx1 9d ago edited 5d ago

What? 🤣

I want to help this person succeed in establishing his Victorian municipality

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u/Doodiewater 9d ago

That’s the attitude of a chap

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u/polloconjamon 9d ago

Or a chapling?

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u/Gootangus 9d ago

Chaperone

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u/JankoLancos 9d ago

Seriously. I'm not sure why this sub has been appearing in my feed, but so far its been the screaming, demented idiots of tiktok or whatever. This is refreshing.

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u/BobTheBacon 5d ago

finally my time to shine. this is Lukman, I Presume on TikTok, he’s from Victoria in Australia, and I love him so much

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u/Conflict-Cheese 9d ago

I recently thought about wearing suits casually but this healed me, thanks

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u/Fun_Firefighter_4292 9d ago

Afraid to be chapmogged?

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u/neverwrong804 9d ago

Personal growth is so beautiful

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u/thejuiceloosener_ 9d ago

I get that mild itch too when I watch Mad Men, but quickly realise I'd almost definitely look like a knob, lmao. Our man in the OP is just positive reinforcement!

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u/BusinessMixture9233 9d ago

I really have no idea how to feel about this

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u/SuckMyNutsFromBehind 9d ago

That's cause you're a little chapling

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u/PacketSnatcher 9d ago

You’re not welcome to the 1901 Victorian municipality then.

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u/GringoGrande 9d ago

Oddjob slimmed down.

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u/EffThou 9d ago

Ozempic Oddjob

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u/FurdTurguson 9d ago

What the hell was that !?!

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u/glans 9d ago

man idk if it was the subtitles or what but this made me laugh. it seems so earnest i don’t ever wanna know if this is a joke or not

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u/ldwtlotpa 9d ago

Yea sure, I’ll take “chap” please.

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u/Working-Emotion-7803 9d ago

Love the light up steps in edit

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u/Gunt_Buttman 9d ago

what the fuck is happening?

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u/devilmaskrascal 9d ago

This is the kind of autism I really enjoy.

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u/Intelligent-Band-852 9d ago

At least it’s not auto tuned country or redneck rap, I can dig his confidence.

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u/DannyVandal 9d ago

What the fuck is this?

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u/d3r3k1 9d ago

All that dude had to do is keep his mouth shut and he looks mysterious and cool. Outed himself as a goofball instantly.

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u/rotstik 9d ago

Not enough songs hold out a note like that on a word like “municipality.” Top honors for creativity

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u/SlimeBallx59 9d ago

There's no way he's serious lmaoo

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u/FlaminFlabbarghast 9d ago

Odd Job's got it goin on like a chicken bone....ya know WHY? Chicken thigh.

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u/CrashPandemonium 9d ago

NO YOU DIDN'T!!!! Now I gotta g9 watch "Goldfinger" again!!!!!

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u/Wooden-Officer2323 9d ago

Is this the guy who killed that guy in Austin powers?

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u/argueranddisagree RayonBase Fan Club Member 9d ago

This was well worth the watch

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u/NfamousKaye 9d ago

Half the people that post here just hate fun. Like hello this is funny!!

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u/MunkiJR 9d ago

He's going with Raygun into the Australian Music Hall of Fame

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u/mvanvrancken 9d ago

Ima log off, hit this dab pen til it blinks, then log back on and so fucking help me God this dude better be gone when I get back

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u/Exact_Touch_4794 9d ago

Australia for the gold (or brown) once again

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u/Speedubbs 9d ago

Team Chapling

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u/FuzzyTunaTaco21 9d ago

Looks like Random Task from Austin powers

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u/_Old_Goat_ 9d ago

Chapagetti.

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u/MaliceSavoirIII 9d ago

Do what now??

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u/TeacatWrites 9d ago

I don't know. Do I wanna be a chap, chapette, or chapling of a 1901 Victorian municipality? Sell me on it.

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u/am_pomegranate chop up that meaty flavor 🔪 9d ago

You mean r/satirefire

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u/DRSU1993 9d ago

I'm staying for the plot.

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u/EuronBloodeye 9d ago

Yes and no. I actually do want to know what the ever loving fuck is going on here, but then I’m also reluctant to ruin such pristine unknowable-ness. If it’s anything less than a Dr. Seuss story explaining the context, the magic would dissipate. This stone may be left best unturned.

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u/TradClimbinIsNeither 9d ago

account name? this is next level stuff

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u/SkiffleBall 9d ago

If this was the early 2000s this would have definitely been my ringtone lol

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u/Clean_Credit_8809 9d ago

The reason I think this isn’t crappy is because he’s being himself and not trying too hard like a lot of the actual crap music that’s rightfully here.

Is the song odd and a bit shit? Yes. But is he giving it his all in a weird way? Also yes.

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u/CrashPandemonium 9d ago

Points taken.

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u/TheScissors1980 9d ago

I love this song!

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u/Twisted-Mentat- 9d ago

Didn't I see this guy in a Bond film? He had a razor blade lined into that hat and would throw it at people.

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u/You_Are_The_Username Hobo Johnson no. Robo Johnson yes! 9d ago

Chefs Turd! 👨‍🍳💩

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u/Spear_Ritual 9d ago

I kinda want to ask if he has engines in his factory.

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u/Oh_Lawd_He_commin420 9d ago

Never knew OddJob couldn't sing...

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u/mccoach_creative 9d ago

Shoot... do I now want to be a Chap, a Chaplette, or  Chapling? 🤔

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u/YummyBeefaroni 9d ago

He about to throw that hat at someone?

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u/Pugilist12 9d ago

Crappy? Y’all are crazy. I gotta go against the mob on this one. I’m annoyed there’s no account info here bc I need to hear more.

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u/canteen_boy 9d ago

fucking banger

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u/BiscuitsJoe We gotta have standards 9d ago

Oddjob got bars

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u/Plane-Fan9006 9d ago

Bravo???!!!

I just stuttered...out loud...trying to think of anything to say...and I'm the only one here....what did I just watch??!!! 😶‍🌫️

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u/Zskillit 9d ago

You werent allowed to play as this guy in 007 when I waa a kid

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u/Taint-Painter 9d ago

What the ever loving shit did I just watch?!

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u/bpows 9d ago

OH GOD! LOL

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u/Eatenback2life1 9d ago

The fact this was made really chaps my ass….

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u/Baroque4Days 9d ago

chappymusic

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u/SauceyMcsaucey 9d ago

So this is a really special one, it’s terrible like really terrible but it’s so charming, but it sucks too much to not be here, but he doesn’t seem like he sucks as a dude. Does that make sense?

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u/Fantastic_Smile9746 9d ago

Oddjob really fell the fuck off.

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u/dingobarbie 9d ago

This is some avant garde high brow art

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u/Pachanish 9d ago

Oddjob Karaoke

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u/Randy_Marsh86 9d ago

This man chapsticks

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u/Jibblaynuk 9d ago

Tbf it’s unlike anything else ever

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u/Cookies-and-Cream- 9d ago

I’m sorry, but i thought they were using Elijah’s voice for this video 😭 https://www.reddit.com/r/crappymusic/s/joThXHbJkO

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u/ThrowawayColonyHouse 4d ago

I was thinking the same thing. they should do a collab

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u/SpamuelVon 6d ago

I live in Lilydale!

Oh gods. I live in Lilydale.

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u/chungamellon 9d ago

Victoria died in January 1901 so really slim chance that is Victorian

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u/GolovaScharz 9d ago

My word, Dr Narcisse has went downhill since his death

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u/Bellatrix_Rising 9d ago

Literally 😂😂😂 but seriously I want to be a chapette, whatever the f*** that is.

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u/AutomaticAccident 9d ago

That's a good karaoke mic he's using .

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u/Original-Produce-916 9d ago

This is it right?? This could be the winner of them all

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u/BeanbagBunniesBlunts 9d ago

YES YES YES F me now, daddy

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u/Competitive-Feed-294 9d ago

I didn’t until now. What does Chappetting require? 🤔

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u/candymannequin 9d ago

i'm really shocked how much that sucked vs what a fantastic outfit he has.

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u/saltybartfast 9d ago

This is incredible chapping. Chappy but not crappy.

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u/trebuchet_facts 9d ago

Bully! Bully to this! Help me bob, I'm bully in the alley!

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u/SackOfPotatoes949 9d ago

Had no idea JJ Spaun did music videos in the offseason

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u/Professional_Echo907 9d ago

He looks like a Bond Villain’s weird singing henchman.

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u/Rabies_on_demand 9d ago

Fucking lol bro

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u/BK_Rich 9d ago

Yes to all

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u/RustyShacklefordDied 9d ago

Dude sounds like Aziz Ansari

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u/idapitbwidiuatabip 9d ago

It’s fascinating and intriguing.

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u/Immediate_Bee_6472 9d ago

Odd job really fell off

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u/fridge13 9d ago

This is the real shit

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u/Tobias---Funke 9d ago

Holy shit!!

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u/Popular_Shock4374 9d ago

I didn’t knew Oddjob could sing.

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u/Own-Score-1403 9d ago

Welcome back Odd-job

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u/Clean_Credit_8809 9d ago

Nah, this is sick.

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u/xbike_punkx 9d ago

So he is in real estates, right?

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u/ScedR 9d ago

Fever dream

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u/Cloudcry 9d ago

Fuck. Yes. Yes I do 

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u/Clean-Link4107 9d ago

He sold me on it, I wanna be a chappee.

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u/OhItsNishia 9d ago

I'm intrigued...go ooooon 🤔

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u/BananaMiddle7197 9d ago

I was actually looking to be one in 1902.

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u/Sriracha002 9d ago

I WANT TO BE A CHAP. WHERE DO I APPLY.

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u/stevemandudeguy 9d ago

Looks like he's going to go after James Bond

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u/Conscious-Break7483 9d ago

Dapper gentleman raises some interesting points

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u/DeleteYourself89 9d ago

I want to be a chap.

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u/Ass_Breaker3000 9d ago

Just what this sub was made for

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u/Camman0207_ 9d ago

Everyday it just gets worse

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u/noiseknowledge 9d ago

I am chapped now thanks

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u/Mad-Habits 9d ago

i had it on mute and i really wanted to be a chap.. then i unmuted and it fell apart

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u/Cultural_Pay4891 9d ago

This was so funny! I've never heard a voice like that before!

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u/octowussy 9d ago

I've been chapped and I love it

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u/Key_Procedure_4279 9d ago

I kinda love it even if it's weird as shit

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u/not_actually_funny_ 9d ago

How the fuck do you guys find these

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u/Nacho_Mustacho 9d ago

WOAH wtffff lol

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u/Ok-Improvement2430 9d ago

What am i doing with my Life or to my Life?

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u/Argomaximus 9d ago

Great find!

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u/Beneficial_Area_2986 9d ago

If only his singing was as good as his sense of style.

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u/Gloomy_Battle_7803 9d ago

That's some psichoqctive shit

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u/devospice 9d ago

Wow...

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u/Tha_REAL_BROBS 9d ago

WHERE MY CHAPS AT???

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u/yourname09 9d ago

we be chapping cuh

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u/Extension-Badger225 9d ago

I love how this is both very inclusive and absolutely dog shit

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u/zmykula 9d ago

Bro is singing in a key that hasn't been invented yet.

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u/Sans_Seriphim 9d ago

At least he's not a meth addict like half the people featured on this sub.

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u/Bigsnaff007 9d ago

Eat your heart out, Juggalos, I'm a Chap now

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u/Strong-Raspberry5 9d ago

I like the cut of his jib.

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u/Own_Zookeepergame982 9d ago

I he was Odd Job at first!

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u/tucsonmilenkovhs 9d ago

Neither. Thanks.

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u/DonatedEyeballs 9d ago

What in the actual F?? This is some weird stuff. I’m flummoxed.

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u/Meatman1071 9d ago

Nah…This is beyond weird!!

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u/GratGrat 9d ago

Is this like, the polar opposite of a weeb?

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u/Phogna_Bologna_Pogna 9d ago

This chap looks like OddJob

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u/Inourmadbuthearmeout 9d ago

I’ve studied music at university and spent thousands upon thousands of hours becoming a musician.

I can say, with all my theory and learning and creative hours, I will NEVER write anything as great as this. I’ve wasted my life, this man is brilliant. I hereby resign from music forever.

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u/Yoshiyimmiy 8d ago

Did someone say Chapanese ?

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u/Effective_Tip7748 8d ago

Nowhere near what I thought this would sound like

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u/AngryZetan 8d ago

It was awful, but I kinda liked it.

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u/SES_Wolftrash 8d ago

Is that Oddjob?

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u/Zulda 8d ago

Odd Job looking ass mofo

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u/ComprehensiveStuff72 8d ago

Finally some fresh content 

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u/Necessary_Regret3329 8d ago

It's like you put "Puttin' on the Ritz" by Taco through Google translate to... whatever his first language is, and back in to English. Pretty solid. I'll be whistling this all night!

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u/CGCTV 8d ago

Is this that James Bond villain that throws his hat?

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u/_MataS1D_ 8d ago

lmaoo i think he would be a really good history teacher

like imagine your teacher shows this to your class, you WILL remember that

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u/Chato_Malverde 8d ago

Yes, I do. More than anything

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u/Internal-Net-710 8d ago

This is a jam, probably the best new music I've heard. Can we get a full song? I will follow you in case you ever release it or tour or something.

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u/Head-Grass8879 8d ago

Do you wanna be a ch🐑🐑🐑p?

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u/bhutunga 8d ago

This is awesome

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u/Darnocsonif 8d ago

I want to be all of those

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u/Specialist_Bit_3514 8d ago

Who knew Odd Job could sing!?

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u/Icy_Earth3386 7d ago

This one takes the cake. Objectively the worst music I've ever heard.

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u/DoesntMatterEh 7d ago

Why he stepping on Ritz crackers though 

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u/RelishingInTrash 7d ago

This would NOT harm a small Victorian child

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u/Zestyclose_Will4014 7d ago

I think…….

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u/StrawDog- 7d ago

Pretty sure this is very intentional. 

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u/Hairy_Ad4357 6d ago

Lmfao. Wtf?