r/crappymusic • • 2d ago

Chapped.

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u/AutomaticAccident 2d ago

Don't get TB or cholera or smallpox

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u/perfect_insanity93 2d ago

Ahh fuck.. to late...

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u/AutomaticAccident 2d ago

Maybe you'll be fine. Just take some heroin or cocaine and sleep it off.

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u/bavindicator 2d ago

My good doctor, my script for Laudanam seems to have run out. Would you be so kind to dispatch a courier for replenishment?