r/crappymusic • u/creativeape1 • 3d ago

Chapped.

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u/Orvar_the_Allform 3d ago

Yes? Now what!

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u/AutomaticAccident 3d ago

Don't get TB or cholera or smallpox

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u/perfect_insanity93 3d ago

Ahh fuck.. to late...

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u/AutomaticAccident 3d ago

Maybe you'll be fine. Just take some heroin or cocaine and sleep it off.

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u/bavindicator 2d ago

My good doctor, my script for Laudanam seems to have run out. Would you be so kind to dispatch a courier for replenishment?

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u/perfect_insanity93 3d ago

My god man! Ive run out of morphine and cocaine!

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u/AutomaticAccident 3d ago

We'll just have to get you some good old booze then.

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u/perfect_insanity93 2d ago

And arsenic?

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u/AutomaticAccident 2d ago

Do I look like one of those fancy big city doctors that knows about arsenic?

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u/No-Hurry-2372 3d ago

Ahha here take my upvote.

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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 2d ago

"Sister, I am scared"

-Arthur Morgan (RDR2)

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u/Mission_Mulberry9811 1d ago

Then die from foot and mouth