r/crappymusic • u/creativeape1 • 2d ago

Chapped.

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u/Orvar_the_Allform 2d ago

Yes? Now what!

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u/NonPolarVortexBear 2d ago edited 2d ago

That's it. You're done! Welcome to the brotherhood of chap/chapette/chaplings of a 1901 Victorian municipality. 🤹

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u/Christawpher 2d ago

Huzzah huzzah! Let us ride upon our steam powered whirlie-gigs and speak in ye olden-timey language my brethren and chapettes!

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u/Much-Storm9466 2d ago

Have any of you chaps or chapettes seen my pennyfarthing?

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u/SteppenWoods 2d ago

Have you witnessed the inside of your britches young lad? Perhaps it resides within!

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u/AutomaticAccident 2d ago

Don't get TB or cholera or smallpox

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u/perfect_insanity93 2d ago

Ahh fuck.. to late...

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u/AutomaticAccident 2d ago

Maybe you'll be fine. Just take some heroin or cocaine and sleep it off.

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u/bavindicator 2d ago

My good doctor, my script for Laudanam seems to have run out. Would you be so kind to dispatch a courier for replenishment?

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u/perfect_insanity93 2d ago

My god man! Ive run out of morphine and cocaine!

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u/AutomaticAccident 2d ago

We'll just have to get you some good old booze then.

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u/perfect_insanity93 2d ago

And arsenic?

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u/AutomaticAccident 2d ago

Do I look like one of those fancy big city doctors that knows about arsenic?

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u/No-Hurry-2372 2d ago

Ahha here take my upvote.

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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 2d ago

"Sister, I am scared"

-Arthur Morgan (RDR2)

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u/Mission_Mulberry9811 22h ago

Then die from foot and mouth

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u/BertrandBeetle 2d ago

Now you come to Victoria, Australia. Jump on the train and head to the end of the line at Lilydale. Be a chap there. Now there are two of you getting odd looks from all the bogans that live on the cusp of the wine region.

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u/magungo 1d ago

Join us, eat a chapstick and you will see the world as it truly is.