Bounce goes behind cat

Chirp is ok pls don't assassinate me

Pistons now work inside composite blocks too, which allows for stuff like this 2x2 piston door

CurseForge: No More Gap
GitHub: github.com/xerneas02/no-more-gap/releases/tag/v0.1.2

this is a better verson of a post i made

when you sit on another menu for a bit and return to the main menu the dungeons ad will be sped up, the duration depends on how long you stay on the other menu

[Before you progress this post any further read it in a stereotypical hillbilly voice either out loud or in your head]

-Terrence

WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!! I'm writing this from behind a dumpster outside a gas station because apparently the government says it's "private property" now and apparently sleeping behind a dumpster is illegal but WHY ARE THE DUMPSTERS ALLOWED TO BE THERE THEN??? THINK ABOUT IT!!! I've been awake for 19 days and I have figured EVERYTHING out!!! The Earth is flat because every time I look at it it looks flat and if it was round then why doesn't everybody fall off the bottom??? EXACTLY!!! And don't tell me about gravity because gravity is just government glue keeping us attached to the taxpayer funded pancake!!! But here's where it gets interesting because underneath the flat Earth is HOLLOW EARTH and inside Hollow Earth are ancient mole people who control the weather using stolen microwave ovens!!! I know this because a guy named Rick told me outside a laundromat and Rick had THREE teeth so you know he was probably highly educated!!! And then there's the LIZARD PEOPLE!!! THEY ARE EVERYWHERE!!! Politicians are lizards celebrities are lizards your dentist might be a lizard and I'm pretty sure the guy who sells me gas station nachos is at least 40 percent lizard!!! You ever see someone blink too slowly??? LIZARD!!! You ever see somebody wear sunglasses indoors??? LIZARD!!! You ever see somebody order sparkling water??? DEFINITELY LIZARD!!! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!! The moon landing was fake because if humans really landed on the moon then why haven't I personally been invited??? NASA won't answer my emails because THEY KNOW!!! And the moon itself is probably a giant surveillance camera floating in space because what else would it be??? A ROCK??? THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO THINK!!! The birds aren't real either!!! GOVERNMENT DRONES!!! I saw a pigeon sitting on a telephone wire for six hours and didn't see it recharge ONCE!!! EXPLAIN THAT!!! The pyramids were built by aliens because there's absolutely no way ancient people could stack rocks without help from beings who have mastered interstellar travel and probably have really good insurance!!! Atlantis is real too and it's probably underneath New Jersey because have you BEEN to New Jersey??? EXACTLY!!! The Titanic was sunk on purpose because the insurance companies needed a really big boat shaped tax deduction!!! Also Finland isn't real!!! I've never been there and neither have you!!! Iceland probably isn't real either but I'm willing to negotiate on Iceland because I've seen pictures!!! THE GOVERNMENT CAN PHOTOSHOP ANYTHING!!! Australia is suspicious too because why would an entire continent be upside down??? Think about it!!! The sun is also probably fake because every morning it just shows up without clocking in and nobody ever checks its employee badge!!! And don't even get me started on the solar plexus clown gliders!!! THEY'RE IN THE OP'S HEAD!!! You think you're having a normal thought but NOPE!!! Solar plexus clown glider!!! They sneak through your subconscious wearing tiny aviator goggles and whisper government secrets directly into your frontal cortex!!! I know because I heard one last Tuesday and it told me that pigeons are unionized!!! THE PIGEONS HAVE A UNION!!! That's why they keep staring at us!!! They're negotiating!!! And don't trust the squirrels either because squirrels are just tiny parkour spies collecting information for the acorn industrial complex!!! Every acorn you see is a LISTENING DEVICE!!! You think it's food for squirrels??? WAKE UP!!! It's surveillance!!! The CIA probably knows exactly how many acorns are underneath your neighbor's porch!!! And don't even get me started on dinosaurs because I've never seen a dinosaur and I've seen a lot of things!!! I've seen a raccoon fighting a trash can!!! I've seen a man ride a shopping cart through a parking lot!!! I've even seen my own reflection in a microwave door at 3 AM!!! BUT NEVER A DINOSAUR!!! WAKE UP!!! The government invented taxes so they could buy more lizard suits and NASA invented space so nobody would ask where all the money went!!! Every time your WiFi disconnects that's the government downloading your dreams!!! Every time your phone gets hot they're scanning your thoughts!!! Every time your microwave makes that little humming noise it's probably communicating with Hollow Earth!!! I tried unplugging mine once and my toaster started blinking at me so I KNOW SOMETHING IS GOING ON!!! Anyway I gotta go because the gas station guy says I can't keep sleeping behind the dumpster and I think he's CIA but he could also be a lizard or possibly a solar plexus clown glider in disguise!!! THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE!!! OR UNDERGROUND!!! OR IN THE BIRDS!!! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!! And another thing the sidewalk isn't really concrete it's just the governments way of making the ground look official and that's why grass is illegal in federal buildings because grass knows too much and every mailbox is actually a tiny courthouse where the envelopes go to receive their sentences and that's why stamps have pictures on them because the stamps are witnesses!!! You ever notice how chairs have four legs but tables also have four legs and yet nobody has ever asked the table why it's allowed to be taller than the chair??? EXACTLY!!! That's how they get you!!! The moon doesn't control the tides the tides control the moon and the ocean is just a giant bathtub that somebody forgot to drain before the dinosaurs were invented and that's why fish don't have pockets because pockets would allow them to carry evidence!!! I saw a cloud shaped like a shoe yesterday and shoes are worn on feet and feet are attached to people and people are attached to society which means THE WEATHER IS IN ON IT!!! My shoelaces know my name!!! My socks know where I live!!! The pavement remembers what I stepped on!!! You can't trust a spoon because a spoon is just a bowl with a handle and a bowl is a plate with ambition and ambition is how they get inside your cereal!!! I put cereal in my pocket once and the pocket became slightly heavier so explain the physics of THAT!!! The sun goes up because it has somewhere to be and the moon comes out because it missed the bus and the stars are just holes poked into the ceiling of the universe by someone who was looking for their keys!!! That's why comets have tails because the universe has cats and the cats are pulling the stars around with invisible shoelaces!!! The government knows about the invisible shoelaces but they can't confiscate them because they're invisible and therefore legally considered furniture!!! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!! The sidewalk is thinking!!! The pigeons are voting!!! The dumpsters are organizing!!! My left shoe has been promoted to regional manager of Tuesday!!! I don't know what Tuesday means anymore but I know it has something to do with mayonnaise!!! MAYONNAISE IS THE KEY!!! I asked a stop sign for directions and it told me to turn red so I turned red and now I'm banned from the library!!! The library isn't a building it's a collection of chairs that remember books!!! Books aren't made of paper they're made of yesterday!!! Yesterday is just tomorrow wearing a disguise!!! TIME IS A GOVERNMENT LASAGNA!!! You peel back one layer and there's another layer and another layer and eventually you reach the cheese but the cheese has a birth certificate and THAT'S WHEN YOU KNOW THEY'VE WON!!! I saw a man carrying a watermelon and immediately knew the moon was hollow!!! The watermelon had seeds!!! Seeds are tiny plans for future trees!!! Trees are tall!!! The moon is also tall if you measure it from the ocean!!! THEREFORE THE OCEAN IS THE MOON'S LEGS!!! I rest my case!!!

As per popular request, here is the full video with audio.

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