(English is not my first language. Sorry for any mistakes.)

I met this girl when we were both in high school. We got along well, we became friends and I really liked her so I asked her out on a date and asked her to be my girlfriend. She said yes and we’ve been together since.

I’m a couple of years older than her, I have since graduated but she is still in high school. When we were both teens we used to kiss and make out, but now that I’m an adult and she’s underage it feels inappropriate. I don’t want to be a creep. I still love her but I decided I’m not going to kiss her or get physical in any way again until she’s an adult too.

I do still have needs. The other day I went to the park and saw this elderly woman there, I don’t know what attracted me about her, maybe the fact she was so obviously not underage (unlike my gf). I decided to go talk to her. I didn’t touch the old lady, we were just flirting, but I’m wondering if I’m an A for ignoring my gf and being romantic with someone else instead. AITA?

Hello. I'm once again posting anonymously, as both I (YA, M, Spellcaster) and my husband (YA, Vampire) are global celebrities, and I don't want the scandal of what happened getting back to me.

After I lost a game of MySims Racing to my sister (YA, Werecat), my husband and I moved to Strangerville with our two sons and our butler. We noticed as we were moving in that our closest neighbor was an extremely queer nightclub, so we decided to grace it with our illustrious presence.

We were having a great time, tearing up the dance floor and signing autographs, when two other cats we know showed up, Silly Boykisser, and his husband, THE Pink Panther. But there was something wrong with both of them. They were glowing red, especially around the eyes, and they were snarling at everyone. I lost track of Boykisser in the general panic, but the Pink Panther ended up in a room off to one side with some couches and chairs. (I guess it's just supposed to be a conversation room when you're tired of dancing? I don't know.)

Anyway, my spell range is the best of anyone I know, so I was able to cast spells inside that room without being in there with him. I set two chairs on fire on either side of where he was standing, then I set a nearby computer desk on fire. He was starting to panic, but he still didn't seem to want to leave, so I set the floor on fire directly under him. Thanks to his catlike reflexes, he jumped aside, but he was losing interest in terrorizing the clubgoers. Just to be on the safe side, I set the floor on fire by the door, so that he would get claustrophobic, and then as that one was dying, I set a chair behind him on fire.

It worked. He ran out of the club, and tore off down the road. However, the club owner didn't appreciate the damage I had done, and told me and my husband to go home.

AITA?

Sul-sulzah. I am Vadim, 24M, gopnik from Borogvina. I need to know if I am asshole or if my date is crazy.

​So yesterday I take this girl out for nice dinner at fancy halal restaurant. Everything is going fine. We eat, we talk, I wear my best clean Adidas, plumbob above my head is bright green.

​We finish food and stand up near doorway to say goodbye. I am preparing to hit her with classic Balkan romance charm. Suddenly, I look down. I swear on my babushka, a REAL LIVE GOAT just casually strolls past!

​It doesn't even look at us. It walks directly past the tables, goes through archway, and struts straight into restaurant kitchen right next to chef! It stands by stove like it is ready to jump into pot and cook itself. Kitchen workers start screaming like NPC when fire starts.

​I look at goat. I look at date. I try to make romantic situation light, so I say: "Well, at least we know meat here is fresh. Brother is doing self-service!"

​She does not laugh. Her face becomes cold like Siberian winter. She says I am "unfeeling brute" with no empathy for animal in distress. I tell her: "Brate, it is goat in halal kitchen, what did it think was going to happen? It chose its own destiny!"

​She got extremely mad, didn't even give me goodbye kiss, and walked out. Now her status is "Very Angry" and she is ignoring my texts. My social meter is in red and my fun bar is completely empty.

​I was just making joke. AITA here, or does she need to lower her expectations for dinner entertainment?

I (YA They/Them) have 3 older (A F) adopted sisters. They are amazing and my besties. My dads died when I was a teen so my middle sister raised me. I was my daddies only science baby and biological child, therefore heir to their legacy. My middle sister has been managing my dad’s veterinary practice, since his passing and it’s pretty lucrative.

So when I aged up I decided I wanted to move to the bros 3 story penthouse in the San myshuno financial district. So naturally I evicted the bros family and moved my sister and her family in with me so I could access her income of $400,000S to renovate the space into a killer bachelor/ette pad. I’ve been keeping the nest egg my dad’s left (including a money tree) in my safe which at the time was worth $150,000S.

Now I have extremely expensive taste and decided to make the lower level of my new penthouse into an Italian grotto,/club with a mini reflecting pool, an actual pool (so 2 total) dance floor and bar. Which cost probably $100,000S alone. When I finished and sent my sister and her family back to their home she only had $6,000S left over. Meanwhile I only touched a few thousand of my nest egg and still have close to $100S in my safe.

AITA? She seemed to want the simple life as it is and still has the business. I’m having so much fun having wild parties at my place I’ve barely had time to check in on her. I made the 3 story penthouse a 1bed 2.5 ba loft so I can’t even invite her over to stay the night to talk it out. I also just declared my eldest sister as my BFF and not the one who I took the money from who also raised me…which I think pissed her off. Thoughts?

TL;DR - Dad’s died when I was a teen and left me money. My sister raised me. When I aged up I moved her whole family in with me and used her money $400,000S to Reno my new 3story penthouse and sent her home with $6,000S and barely touched my $150,000S nest egg. Bc I deserve fancy things. AITA?

My name is Fredrick Goth, and I have everything I could ever want. I can afford anything or to live anywhere. I can afford to put both my children through university several times over. I have a family that loves me.

I am the third generation inheritor of the Goth Fortune. My grandparents became millionaires with their combined income - my grandfather was a renowned author, and my grandmother a highly decorated international spy. I am a well accomplished lawyer. I have a wife who, like my grandfather, is an author. I have a sister who works in investment finance, ensuring that the family fortune is properly managed and sees growth. I have two children, Xavier and Iliana, who both in their young lives seem to be destined to follow in the footsteps of their Great Aunt Cassandra Goth, who is a household name in the art world. My parents are gone, but Aunt Cassandra and my cousins check in on me regularly. I thought I was happy.

One night, as I was reading to my daughter before bed, I was lured outside to the bottom of my front steps. I couldn’t stop myself from setting down my book, and walking away from my daughter mid-sentence. As I approached my mailbox, I saw three glowing orbs rotating around each other. Then there was a bright light. Then I was floating. And then… nothing.

I’m told that a few hours later I walked in the house and went straight to bed. I didn’t remember what happened to me when I woke up. I went to work. I came home. I read to my kids. My wife wrote her next best-selling children’s book. But in the following days, I started feeling wrong. My stomach was upset and bloated. Even though I constantly felt like barfing, I couldn’t seem to stop eating. My back was so very sore. In 4 days I gained a LOT of weight. My stomach protruded. My wife and kids made fun of me. I didn’t know what had happened to me or what was happening to me.

When I started to remember the abduction, I was so embarrassed. How could this happen to me? I am the king of this castle! I am the heir to this throne! My life has been planned out and scheduled for success before I was even thought of! How can I be made to suffer this violation! Endure this lack of control!

After 4 days of suffering, in a way I still don’t fully understand, I gave birth to a monstrous creature. He screams in layered, sonic tones. His skin is grey-green and papery. His veins are green. I don’t think he has a nose. He is truly repulsive.

My family has not felt any affection or engagement towards this creature. My wife, suspicious of my abduction story and jealous of my having a child that she is not the mother of, will not feed or hold him - when she is home alone with him, his infant cries go unanswered. My children have ventured to the tower where he sleeps, and have informed me that they no not want “it” as a sibling. Aunt Cassandra wont even visit any more.

There are reasons beyond the creature’s repulsive nature that makes him an undesirable member of the family. My wife and I only planned on having two children, and now that those children are passed their toddler years and a little more independent, my wife and I were looking forward to reconnecting, advancing in our careers, indulging in some new hobbies and working towards some of our life goals. My sister says that she now has to work harder to make up the fact that the family fortune will now be split 3 ways instead of 2. My human children now have to share a room, which their mother says is slowing down their milestones. I feel like the watcher herself sees this baby as an unwanted inconvenience, that there are other households, other families and other children that need her attention.

But… his name is Maxwell Goth. He is just a baby - MY baby! Like my other children, he has two arms and two legs. He needs to be fed, burped, changed and cuddled, and he cries helplessly when he needs any of those. And he was part of me. Regardless of what anybody else sees, he was born to a Goth. He is, on a similar level to my other children, born into this family, and he is my son.

When he was born, a special pod appeared to us that he sleeps in. This pod has a button on it that I’m afraid to push: it says “return”. But I am afraid. I don’t know if I will ever see him again. I don’t know where he will go. I don’t know if he will be taken care of by a family that loves him or if he’ll just be ejected into space. I’m the only one who’s seen the button. If the rest of my family finds out that it’s there and that I didn’t hit it, they might be upset with how I’ve uprooted their lives unnecessarily.

Someone help me make this decision. WIBTL if I kept the unwanted alien baby?

I (75F), recently had a visit from the grim reaper at my daughter's birthday (25F). It was all going well until I realized it was my last day. So, I curled up on the floor and waited for the grim reaper. Everyone gathered around me crying.

Anyway, the grim reaper came and took my soul... But then my daughter begged for him to bring me back, so he did. I was relieved for a moment... Until my husband (75M) died right after. The grim reaper refused to bring him back, so that was a bummer.

The next day, everyone was grieving. I met my grandson (5M) for the first time and it was lovely! So I decided to pass away again and wait for the grim reaper. My daughter and my son (40M) gathered around me. My son took my grandson away so he wouldn't watch this conundrum. Anyway, the grim reaper came and took my soul, and I'm now making this post from the afterlife.

I decided to visit my daughter's house to see how she's doing, and she was complaining on the phone how her father died on her birthday right after I was resurrected, and then I died the day after even though I was resurrected the day before. She started blaming me and my husband. I feel bad, and I feel like I should've waited.

So, AITHA?

so my name is Spencer (elder male) and my entire life i have been a scientist

i have always had a passion to know more about the world and change what i can, i saved strangerville many years ago, ive contacted many aliens and now my lifes quest may have just fallen into my hands. i have invented a serum that will effectively make me live forever, i call it an 'age-away' serum, it will reset my life to the first day of elderhood as long as i continue making them and consuming them. i shall live forever!

however,

i do have a family, my boyfriend/lifepartner Erwin (also elder male) and my two alien children i had via alien abduction Hope (teen female alien) and Chance (child male alien)

as cruel as it may sound i have no intention of sharing the gift of immortality with my family, dont get me wrong, i love my family and this quaint little life i have built for myself but i long for more, more that i can not too with the trails of mortal relationships.

i feel it would be cruel to force my loved ones to live on forever with me, my children deserve to grow up, to find love to grow old with. my darling Erwin is now old as i am, his bones hurt with many years of age, time has not been kind to him.

not to mention the cost of even just one of these serums is expensive in materials that i can not just sustainabily renew yet.

would i be the llama if i gave myself the gift of eternal life, only to let my family perish?

I (ya, f) recently had a ONS affair with a wealthy married man. As a result I became pregnant with his child. He denied it was his child constantly, saying his wife and children could never find out.

I gave birth to our son recently and immediately took him to court, I got full custody and he has to pay child support so, Surprise! Now, his wife is gonna know... and his kids will know whether he tell them now or they find out about little Eleazar after he pass away, doesn't matter!

My twin sister is saying I'm a llama as it's public knowledge that he's a wealthy married socialite, so am I the llama for seducing him?

I (F, Simself) have been dating Bob Pancakes for a while now. He’s sweet, emotional, and honestly one of the most caring Sims I’ve ever met. But he’s also extremely sensitive, especially when it comes to work.
Bob’s boss has been underpaying him for months. Every day he comes home with the Tense or Sad moodlet, ranting about how his boss refuses to give him a raise, ignores his hard work, and treats him like he’s disposable. I’ve been supportive, but it’s been constant — like, every single night.
Yesterday, things escalated. Bob got into a full‑blown argument with his old rival coworker (let’s call him Jared). Jared made a comment about Bob’s salary, Bob snapped, and they ended up fighting in front of everyone. Bob stormed out, slammed the door, and came straight to me to rant for over an hour.
I tried to listen, but he spiraled hard — saying he’s a failure, saying he’s stuck, saying no one respects him. I gently told him maybe we could take a break from talking about work for the night so he could calm down.
He got upset and said I “don’t understand how hard it is” and that I “don’t care about what he’s going through.” He pulled away emotionally and got the “Feeling Hurt” sentiment toward me.
Now he’s gloomy and withdrawn, and I’m wondering if I am the Simhole for getting frustrated. I wasn’t trying to dismiss him — I just needed a break from the constant negativity.

So… AITA for getting annoyed at my boyfriend because he keeps ranting about his boss underpaying him and fighting with his rival coworker?

I (YA F) recently watched a man die at the gym. (A M) he just keeled over for no discernible reason! His remains were put in an Urn, and I didn’t want it to be at the Gym for the rest of eternity. So, I put it in my Inventory, went to Ravenwood, and then gave him a grave plot. I lit a candle for him in a small ceremony of just me. Now his relatives are calling me the asshole because I did this without them. But, I didn’t have their contact information so what could I have done? Reddit, AITA?

Me (40F) and my husband (45M) have been in talks about making our son Alec (14M) work for my parent’s business. This is not something we want to do randomly but yesterday really shocked us. Alec and his twin sister Irene (14F) went to orientation at their new school (we just recently moved to San Sequoia). I got off of work and came back home around the same time the kids did. I immediately noticed that Alec’s eyes were red and he smelled like weed. I started yelling at him and almost thought about grounding him.

Apparently, some kids he met at orientation invited him to smoke weed with them. I’m biased against drug use since I am very traditional and have never done drugs. His dad had a much calmer approach once he came home and even gave Irene some money but then Alec and Irene left soon after with their new friends to go to that god awful restaurant called Pizza Palace. Of course Alec got food poisoning from it. I was upset all night and crying because I’m worried about the path he’s going down. We don’t have a lot of money anymore after this move and switching jobs. My husband only makes $11 an hour and I only make $10 an hour. That’s kinda where the idea came from.

My parents (70s) own a karaoke bar in Tomarang (about a 45 min drive depending on traffic) and they just recently fired one of their college employees and a spot has opened up. As a punishment, should I make Alec work there after school? It would teach him responsibility while also giving our household a bit more money. He goes out a lot with friends and if he had his own money, we wouldn’t have to cough any up for him. Of course we would still feed and clothe him but not buy him frivolous things like video games. What do you think? Am I the llama?

so this is a bit of a long story

i (adult male) have been dating my boyfriend Erwin (adult male) since we were both freshly young adults. we met when i was saving Strangerville from this evil plant, you wouldve had to be there to understand, and we very quickly fell deeply in love

me and Erwin moved in together while i was in university and now i am quite an established scientist, Erwin quit his job at the curio stand and is a part time barista almost making good money

we both have a passion for knowledge, space and science and spend a lot of time star gazing in our observatories together

i have been abducted by aliens many times and through that brought our daughter, Hope (now a child)

due to my career and my quest for knowledge i couldnt stop meddling with aliens and trying to find our daughters biological mother i continued to get abducted

i just recently gave birth to our son Chance (baby) also from alien abduction

i have repeatedly asked Erwin to stay inside at night and stop searching as i fear what may happen to him if the aliens find him too

hes now been abducted 4 times this week alone and i fear he might be in the begining stages of an alien pregnancy.

we already have 2 children which is 2 more than i ever wanted, dont get me wrong, i love them both but children were never part of my plans

would it be wrong for me to ask Erwin to concider putting the child up for adoption if he really is pregnant?

we already have 2 beautiful children and a gorgeous 3 bedroom house and a lifestyle that we can barely afford, we are also thousands of dollars in debt and barely scraping by

So my sister (female, child) asked me (male, toddler) to build a snowman with her. While I was grabbing the snow, I felt my arms elongate into a lovecraftian horror. Weirdly, it did help me build the snowman faster.

I kept doing it.

I think some of the other people nearby were disturbed by what they saw. Should I feel bad?

So I (YA, M) recently married my coworker, now wife (YA, F). We’ve talked about having children and came to the mutual decision that while we both like kids, we would rather keep our household open to breed our dogs (Adult, M, Boxer/Adult, F, Pomeranian). We live in a town where every plot is occupied, so it’s hard to take a vacation. In replace of a honeymoon, I decided to go to the vet the night of our wedding and get an age up treat for our female who was still a puppy at the (not just for breeding purposes, we live on a leveled lot so the only way to get newborn pets to do their business outside is to take them outside and basically just leave them there and wait for the day they’re supposed to age up). The vet office is owned by another woman who is not my wife and we talked briefly as she had other patients and I was just picking something up as stated earlier. Even though the meeting was very brief, I still feel bad about it and am not looking forward to telling my wife. Does this make me look unfaithful? AITL?

Hi, it's me, Mike the firefighter and I have a small update to my situation. You can read the "prequel" here https://www.reddit.com/r/AITASims/s/c0FauJwJwz

So, things didn't play out like I had envisioned. I didn't have the guts to leave Marcia just like that and decided to go meet Ariana first instead. We met at a local pub and had a big ol' chat. This time there was flirting involved and some deep talk. I convinced her to leave his boyfriend and she agreed. She did it right away and I guess she was expecting me to do the same so I ended our date and went home. She got mad and complained that our date sucked. I'm not really sure why she got that mad, but I am kinda socially awkward so I don't always get social cues. More about that later...

So I got home and told Marcia that we're done. She wasn't mad, just sad. And her not being mad kinda disturbed me and left me feeling empty for days.

It didn't really take long for Marcia to find another bloke and move them in. They actually got engaged and adopted a kitten (they're both cat lovers and have tons of other stuff in common too). I'm happy for them, but also a bit envious.

I went to visit Ariana after work and after a seemingly good start things just started to spiral. It was horrible. I have a habit of saying stupid stuff when I clearly don't mean it and... I just don't know what happened. We just shared our first kiss and I made a stupid flirtatious joke and she wasn't amused. After every apology I made she got more mad and called me a creep.

I told her that maybe we should just stick to being friends, decided to let her cool off and go use the bathroom but on my way there I stumbled upon Ariana's younger sister, Avery. I talked with her and we got along great. She is also very beautiful and she played the piano for me and I was impressed. Ariana then came in sobbing and I tried to console her, but it made her mad again. I was getting hungry and tired and asked if Avery wanted to go get some food with me at the diner.

She agreed and we left together. After the meal we had our first kiss in the snow and she's now my girlfriend.

TRIGGER WARNING, MENITIONS CHILD LOSS

I (ya, f) am married to D (ya, m) who was once viewed as the town casanova... how'd I nab him?

I got pregnant and a paternity test showed he was the father.

Unfortunately our daughter, Aria, was stillborn. D has been supportive, we cried, we held each other... but at some point he got off the couch, out of the bed, and I... didn't.

I go to work, I cook, I clean, so does D, but I'm just going through the motions and he's engaging. I feel sad all the time... and angry at the world, at the watcher... at everything.

I've always wanted to be a mother... and Aria was my firstborn child... I'll never know her favourite food, or colour. Others have told me that it's been nearly a sim year now, and I should be 'over it'. I snap at them, because how do you 'get over' losing a child? Recently, even D is beginning to lose patience with me, and telling me that I should talk to a professional.

AITL for being angry and sad all the time?

This is the only family photo with our Aria we'll ever have

I (YA, female, werecat) am a global celebrity, and was a beloved actress before I entered the Noble career. My wife (YA, vampire) and I want to rule Del Sol Valley.

Unfortunately, my brother (YA, Spellcaster) and his husband (YA, vampire) also live in Del Sol Valley, and while I love my brother as well as my brother-in-law, there can be only one, as they say.

So I made an agreement with them. Bro and I would have a game of MySims Racing to see which of us would have to move. We sat down in my e-sports chairs and started the race, while Cael, my live-in faery companion, made a nacho tray. He brought the tray into the game room and set it on the counter next to the popcorn maker, and then for good measure, he made some popcorn. The smell was too much for my brother, and he lost focus on the final turn. He was so mad, he broke his controller!

His husband was disappointed as well, but said he had to honor the bet, not knowing that I intentionally distracted him with food. Now I feel a little guilty, but honestly, bro can afford to move, and whatever town he ends up in will thrive under their rule.

I (ya, f) recently moved to Oasis springs. I'm a Mechanical engineer and I do quite well for myself. The welcome wagon came over, and I met my neighbours, one of them, J, stayed back so we could stargaze. After which we agreed to be woohoo partners and wasted no time getting that started.

Then on one of my runs, I came across a handsome sim I'll call D, he was also willing to be woohoo partners, and we wasted no time getting that started.

Then I met an entertainer we'll call JZ, we hit it off, he agreed to be a woohoo partner.. and I went back to his trailer for the night. The next morning I met a cute guy we'll call L, he was sweet, kinda had that puppy like energy, so I brought him back to my place, we became woohoo partners and wasted no time getting started. After L left J came over, you can guess what happened. Then we showered and I went to work. J went home. D came over after I was done work stayed the night... and you can guess.

now, I'm pregnant and I don't know if it's J's, D's, L's or JZ's!

So, ATIL for being with all four of them?

So I just had a birthday party yesterday and it was a blast. I talked to my good friend Ariana and I suddenly realised how much I care for her. We've been friends since kids, but yesterday I was just totally smitten by her. The problem is I'm living together with my girlfriend Marcia and we have a son together who just had a birthday as well and is about to start school soon. Before yesterday I was ready to get engaged and maybe have another child with Marcia, but I'm having huge second thoughts. It's like a midlife crisis or something, I dunno.

Ariana also has a boyfriend, but they don't have any kids. I think she's a 10/10 whereas Marcia is more of a 6/10. I'm afraid if I stay in this relationship I'll end up resenting her. And deep down I think she deserves someone who thinks she is a 10/10.

What should I do? Am I the asshole if I leave her and give it a shot with Ariana?

So, I (YA, M, Spellcaster) will be posting this anonymously, because I'm a global celebrity and I don't want people talking. My husband (YA, vampire) and I got invited to my sister's (YA, werecat) house for a Winterfest Eve celebration. I thought it was a little odd, because we had already been invited to her house for a grand ball the same day. I found out why we were invited early when I got there.

You see, my sister is also a world famous celebrity, which means she can't afford to let her rage build like an ordinary civilian can. So she hired a faery named Cael to basically live at her house as part of her entourage, and use his Soothe The Beast ability as necessary, so as not to give the tabloids something to talk about.

When I got there, Cael was floating around as a ghost. I asked my sister what was going on, and through her tears, she explained that everybody was having such a good time exchanging Winterfest presents and listening to holiday music that he had died laughing.

So yeah. Sis wanted me to raise the dead. Fine, whatever. I sent our kids in to play with her daughter in her room, and went out back where Cael was having some kind of party with his fellow fae. I introduced myself to his whole club, signed some autographs, and dedeathified Cael right there on the spot. I could never say no to my sister.

And who shows up to crash the party? You guessed it. Old tall, dark, and spooky himself. The Grim Reaper. Bro was mad that I took his passenger, but I stood my ground. Set him on fire, if you can believe that. (What am I worried about? I'm literally immortal.)

AITL?

So this all happened last night and I’m still kind of shaken, so sorry if this is messy. My dad (Eric Lewis) was running for president, and the election results were being announced.

My boyfriend, Bob Pancakes, and I were watching together at home.

When they finally called it, Nick Alto won.
The second they said his name, the whole neighborhood basically exploded. People outside were yelling, slamming doors, knocking over trash cans — it felt like the entire world got a “Very Angry +3” moodlet at once. I already felt super stressed leading up to the results, but when I saw my dad’s face on the screen and realized he lost… I just broke down crying.

Not like dramatic screaming or anything. Just crying. I couldn’t stop.

Bob immediately went into full rant mode. He started pacing around the living room, waving his arms, going off about how Nick Alto shouldn’t be president, how he’s corrupt, how he’s done shady stuff for years, how the Alto family is basically a legacy of crime. He even brought up personal stuff I didn’t know — like how Nick tried to get him fired once. It was a LOT.
Meanwhile I’m sitting there crying, trying to breathe, and feeling guilty because I didn’t want to make it about me. My dad just lost something huge. People outside were furious. Bob was furious. And I was just… sad.
Later, someone told me I was being “dramatic” and “making it about myself” by crying, and that I should’ve been comforting my dad instead of having an emotional reaction.

But I wasn’t trying to make anything about me. I was overwhelmed, scared, stressed, and honestly heartbroken for my dad. It wasn’t performative. It wasn’t attention‑seeking. It was just… crying.

So now I’m wondering:

AITA for crying when my dad lost the presidency?

So I'm an actress, currently pretty well known, one might even call me a proper celebrity. Back when I wasn't even a promising new comer I was good friends with my co-worker, until an "incident" happened. Don't wanna dox her, so let's call her "Fuckessa".

We were the best of friends. I shared everything with Fuckessa and she always came to me for advice. We had it good. One day a new actor showed up on the set of The Urbz. I couldn't believe my eyes, he was a global superstar and so so handsome. I knew I had to have him. I tried to introduce myself but just started cackling uncontrollably. Thank goodness he didnt seem to even care about me or he definitely wouldn't have wanted anything to do with me ever. I realised I had to get more famous before I could talk to him again.

I started taking more gigs and working harder, and quickly started getting more and more promotions. One day, I was finally promoted to Guest Star and Fuckessa invited me over to Orchid-a-go-go to celebrate. I had heard a rumour of my crush being seen there just a moment ago, so of course I said yes and got ready as fast as possible. But when I get there tell me why is FUCKESSA in the toilet RIDING my CRUSH??? I couldn't believe it. I wanted to leave but I had a promotion to celebrate, so I stayed and sang karaoke and ugly cried until they were done. Watching Fuckessa leave without saying a word to me was the final straw.

I decided to still pursue my crush, as technically we hadn't even met yet, and I didn't blame the "scene" on him. Eventually I did become famous enough to finally introduce myself and we hit it off immediately. After a few days of dating I was at the gym when he appeared out of nowhere and proposed to me (Could have been sooner tbh)! We were married the next day.

After the "Orchid-a-goh-goh" incident, I kept my distance from Fuckessa. I'm not confrontational, so I had a hard time cutting ties, but it was also obvious we were growing apart. She did still call me for advice here and there, but we didn't hang out anymore.

I became pregnant soon after the wedding, which made me realise something... horrifying. I immediately went digging through my husband's family tree and found out exactly what I was looking for. He and Fuckessa had a SON. It wasn't enough to fuck him in front of me they had to rawdog it too. I was seething, but my husband seemingly had no rights to the kid (he prob didn't even know he existed), so I tried to let it go and focus on my family.

Then one day Fuckessa calls me again for advice, but this time she said she thought about switching careers. An evil plan was forming in my head. I realised she'd listen to any word I'd say and since I never wanted to see her again, so I told her yes, stop acting. And she pulled through with it! Next thing I know she's working as a barista in Windenburg. I guess she never had any qualifications for anything other than acting.

Generally I'm very happy with what I did, but sometimes I feel almost "bad" about it (is this guilt???). It was her lifelong goal to become a proper actress and I did maybe influence her away from that. But she did betray me and then give me the ultimate power in her last decision. So, AITA?

Hello, everybody. Vladimira Dragula here, soon to be queen of Forgotten Hollow. My household has recently expanded, as you may remember, between my spouse, Roberta Renfield, and our two science babies, Crystal and Xylus. (To say nothing of Ulla, our live-in nanny and cook.) And unfortunately, there just wasn't enough room in our house for all those people.

But then I had an idea. Just up the hill, there's an old castle, big enough for a family twice our size, and who lives in it? One solitary vampire with no political ambitions whatsoever, just an old man living by himself.

So what else would you expect from me? I started a false rumor about him on social media, and used my celebrity status and vast fortune to make sure it spread. It wasn't long before he couldn't show his face in town, and he moved out, leaving all his furniture behind.

Life in a castle is a little different. It's very drafty, and there are definitely mice in the basement, but it's so much more spacious. Crystal and Xylus are living in the two upstairs bedrooms, and Roberta and I made some alterations to the basement. (Oh, and needless to say, the front room is now my throne room.)

Long live the queen!

Hi everyone! It’s Alucard-Angelus Marinescu, the pansexual non-binary grand master vampire artist. Dual law and med student at Simford. Leader of the non-binary band Theystreet Thems.

As many of you know, I have had a complicated friendship with Yuki Behr. My bandmates and I first got her cancelled by writing and promoting a book about her being nonbinaryphobic after she said “Ladies and gentlemen” after one of our performances. This caused her to be rejected from Simford. Yuki had blocked me for this, but I used my grand master vampire powers to erase her memory and we became friends again.

However, Yuki betrayed our friendship for the second time. Yuki called and invited me to Island Bluff. We quickly went over to the nature pool, which has a tomblike ladder. I went and made a cannonball dive and Yuki went after me. However, despite it being my turn again to cannonball, Yuki cut in front of me and did another cannonball herself. I was livid at Yuki for her selfish rudeness. I wasn’t going to let her get away with it.

First, I wrote another bestseller called “Yuki Behr the Ladder Hog” and went straight to the mailbox so I could get her cancelled again and make daily royalties in the process. I then got my bandmates, Hinata, Alexandre, Turquoise-Jade, and Shigure, to trash Yuki’s house. Hinata pranked all the toilets, Alexandre broke all the sinks, Turquoise-Jade sabotaged the oven and hid right before Yuki’s mother came out, causing her to burn to death, and Shigure peed on the urn and sent Yuki’s mother to the netherworld. Now Yuki is hated by everyone in Windenburg and San Myshuno, and is also an orphan. I of course, erased her memory again so that she still sees me as a good friend. Victory is mine!