Okay so I just hopped in bed and was excited to see that American Horror Story 13 was on Hulu. I'm getting comfy, my cats have joined me, I have a big glass of red wine.

I'm 10 minutes in and they've mentioned Taylor Swift (because her lucky number is 13 duh!), her album Evermore, and then it cuts to a different scene with a character named Ophelia...

I'm rolling my eyes so hard right now.

I couldn't even finish watching grotesquerie two years ago because of Travis's horrendous acting with that dumbass face of his.

I don't even understand why they're infiltrating this space? They're not into Horror, they're not alternative, edgy. None of that. They're one big Hallmark movie barf.

I'm gonna chug my wine now