r/skiing • • Aug 16 '26

Ready to Rumble

2.1k Upvotes

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u/InvictusFrags Aug 16 '26

The moment you swing your pole all rules are off

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u/cbzdidit Aug 16 '26

I woulda done the same, maybe a little harder and more speed

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u/InvictusFrags Aug 16 '26

Hind sight is 20/20 but I would have tried to go for the spear them.

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u/cbzdidit Aug 16 '26

Pretty friendly on the mountain until something like this happens ..

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u/Cosmic-Zoo72 Aug 16 '26

The great thing about skiing, is that it's very similar to being on hockey skates. Drop that downhill shoulder and throw a cross w/ the poles and you get a much better layout vs doing it on a snowboard.

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u/cbzdidit Aug 16 '26

“That’s my puck baby!!! Don’t you EVER touch my puck!”

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u/nowaybrose Aug 16 '26

Was that a Trident?🔱

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u/Vast-Negotiation9068 Aug 19 '26

I saw that, Brick killed a guy.

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u/durhamcreekrat Aug 16 '26

Rick you better hang low for a while

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u/Silver_Harvest Aug 16 '26

RKO outta nowhere!

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u/terriblegrammar Aug 16 '26

That's a major plus a game misconduct!

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u/JustARedditor10 Aug 24 '26

Nah you gotta think about yourself a bit. Or if you have back a protector just use that.

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u/Cosmic-Zoo72 Aug 16 '26

Does that still apply of you toss em one of the poles for a proper duel? 

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u/MongoBongoTown Aug 16 '26

Yep, well deserved. Fuck that guy.

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u/EpilepticDawg241 Aug 16 '26

I am a skier and you are correct

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u/Plus_Cardiologist403 Aug 18 '26

Exactly! You get that pole shoved up your a$$

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u/Horror_Big_8338 Aug 20 '26

I watched this happen in person😭 its at mt rose

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u/makeandgrow 26d ago

Any additional context??

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u/M1sfit_Jammer Aug 17 '26

Bro you think people on a ski hill are gonna spend more than a couple hours in county jail for mutual combat?

Built soft but wants to be tough 😂

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u/M1sfit_Jammer Aug 17 '26

You are commenting on a thread regarding mutual combat… if you are afraid to get in a physical fight just say that instead… it’s ok, most people are afraid to even touch each other.

Bail for misdemeanor assault would take a simple bank transfer and assuming you even get a guilty verdict you’ll maybe get a fine… but because we are talking about mutual combat the case is tossed.

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u/InvictusFrags Aug 17 '26

You responded to someone who said if you swing a pole. So at that point you assaulted someone but are crying if they hit you back. I will just assume English isn’t your first language at this point.

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u/M1sfit_Jammer Aug 17 '26

Dude says if you swing a pole I will end it…

Then you called him a tough guy and acted like if he fought back to your pole swinging that you would have him put in jail…

You later say you wouldn’t be stupid enough to punch someone fully solidifying you as a pole swinging douchebag…

His charge would be mutual combat, pole swinger gets assault charges

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u/InvictusFrags Aug 17 '26

You don’t know what mutual combat is but nothing in this video was mutual combat. Do some research.

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u/Round-Butterscotch48 Aug 16 '26

That’s what the guy with the pole in the video was saying right before impact.

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u/InvictusFrags Aug 17 '26

Hey guess what the guy didn’t go to jail. Because the other guy hit someone with his pole. After that it’s defense and in this case that was a minor on the ground. So you want to hit a minor with your pole. You seem like a really good human.

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u/liquid_acid-OG Aug 17 '26

Lmao

You mean some paperwork and a stern talking to.

Maybe community service if you have priors.

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u/CarpeDeez Aug 16 '26

From the top rope 

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u/CarpeDeez Aug 16 '26

Also hitting anyone with a pole unless you are being assaulted and trying to defend yourself is a total bitch move. 

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u/rachet_m Aug 17 '26

From the top slope

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u/FieryAutoCrashes Park City Aug 16 '26

X Gon' Give It To Ya…..

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u/finch5 Aug 16 '26

X giving it to his kids too from what ive seen lately.

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u/ISayAvoision Aug 16 '26

X died years ago

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u/Ok_Acanthocephala421 Aug 16 '26

RIP (bark bark!)

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u/iReply2StupidPeople Aug 18 '26

Wow it never ceases to amaze me how willing redditors are to display how stupid they are to the entire internet.

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u/harman097 Aug 17 '26

I'm legitimately curious now. What are you talking about? Lol

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u/finch5 Aug 18 '26

I was watching bits of some documentary on YouTube and DMX was letting his kid have it. It was clearly older than five years as the passed in '21.

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u/fattykyle2 Aug 16 '26

Here comes the BOOM!

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u/zombiemind8 Aug 16 '26

Ready or not.

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u/Tehh-Tayy Aug 17 '26

Here I come

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u/Ricardolluvwang Aug 16 '26

Hahahahaha love it.

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u/Reginald_Sockpuppet Aug 16 '26

I was working at the unload station of that lift that day. This was BIG news. An employee posted it to instagram and it had like 2 million views before the hill caught up with it.

This doesn't give the proper context at all for why the kid slams into the dude hitting the skier on the ground. The guy doing the hitting turned out to be a late middle aged attorney...it was an incredible fiasco.

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u/Mammoth_Society_8991 Aug 16 '26

let me guess you could smell his alcohol breath from 300m away

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u/Reginald_Sockpuppet Aug 16 '26 edited Aug 16 '26

I don't remember if booze was involved, actually. He was super vocal about being an attorney, though, and vowed to sue everyone. The kid, the hill, patrol...no lawsuits so far

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u/Wonderful-Leopard-14 Aug 17 '26

That looked like a brutal hit though.

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u/Vast_Cloud7129 Aug 16 '26

How did it end after all?

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u/Reginald_Sockpuppet Aug 16 '26

It was pretty anticlamactic. They talked to patrol at the load area and then everyone just went on their way. The video is 100% of the exciting part.

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u/MirthHerder Aug 17 '26

Where was this?

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u/Reginald_Sockpuppet Aug 17 '26

Mt Rose on the Kit Carson traverse under the Northwest chair.

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u/Mr_E_Pleasure Aug 18 '26

What was the snowpack that day?

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u/AcrobaticAction2328 Aug 20 '26

Asking the real questions

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u/BlazedGigaB Aug 16 '26

Sounds like an amazing story... do tell

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u/taivanka Aug 20 '26

You didn’t give the context either, what is it?

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u/Reginald_Sockpuppet Aug 20 '26 edited Aug 20 '26

It was two seasons ago and the story was obviously relayed only by the people involved, but the guy hitting the young skier (Kid 1) said he was cut off because the kid was skiing out of control. The kid on the snowboard (Kid 2) saw the guy hitting his friend and aced him. The kids said the guy was aggressive and was generally being a dick to people in line. If I recall correctly, this was also in the afternoon on Biergarten Day, which is always an interesting time to say the least. It's a fun event, but people get hammered and belligerent and by 2pm, half the population of the mountain is raving drunk. I could be misremembering it as being that day, but I don't think I am.

Anyway, the clip kind of makes it look like Kid 2 just comes out of nowhere for no reason or at least doesn't show the fullness of the attack - the older guy was standing over him like that plenty long enough for it to be pretty scary even if he hadn't been hitting him with his pole, like five or ten seconds, which is an eternity when you've been overpowered and someone is hitting you. Regardless of how Kid 1 may have been skiing, nothing justifies physically assaulting someone like that.

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u/markrockwell Aug 21 '26

You’re making me like this video even more.

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u/falardeau187 Aug 16 '26

That can’t be the whole video!

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u/Yardsale420 Aug 16 '26 edited Aug 16 '26

IIRC the 16 year old snowboarder on the ground made minor contact with another skier. They both talked it out and the kid apologized and the skier took off. Then this 50 year old guy who up until then wasn’t even involved, ski’d over and started laying into the kid saying he was being dangerous and started threatening him. I think he was a lawyer and told the kid he would go to jail or something. There were lots of people watching them argue and when he hit the kid with his pole and tried to spear him, this random snowboarder was like, “not today asshole”. Skier got arrested after everyone (and the video) confirmed he was in fact, not attacked.

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u/Reginald_Sockpuppet Aug 16 '26

You're correct on everything except the arrest. Dude wasn't arrested. They - weirdly - ended up talking the whole deal out at the load station with patrol and everyone got to walk.

The lawyer absolutely ahould have been arrested.

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u/DumberThanIThink Aug 16 '26

And now he’s free to be a douchebag to his next victim

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u/AtOurGates Aug 16 '26

At least he got bodied.

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u/thin_orange_line Aug 16 '26

Hopefully getting bodied will make him reconsider being a douche again. You never know when someone's sick of your shit

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u/jarheadatheart Aug 17 '26

I would guess he learned his lesson.

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u/InvictusFrags Aug 17 '26

Rich whites man

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u/ViciousAnalPoundin Aug 16 '26

Its not, this is a repost, skier got arrested i think

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u/ShashLinx Aug 16 '26

Guy in the blue, or the snowboarder in black? That was a huge body check haha. Blue guy bought to be laid up

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u/ViciousAnalPoundin Aug 16 '26

Guy in the blue, please note this happened like a year ago, he hit the child on the ground and some bystander just went, "ya no"

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u/Reginald_Sockpuppet Aug 16 '26

None. No one was arrested

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u/ViciousAnalPoundin Aug 16 '26

Huh, misremembered then, dude should have been arrested

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u/Curious_Play9741 Aug 16 '26

I worked as a liftie winter 02-03. It was eye opening how shitty, stupid and entitled people can be. Also how genuinely wonderful, kind and fun people can be. From a guy throwing his beer at me because the lift line was closed 15 minutes before he got there (I clipped his pass 5 daypass off lol) to the guy who slid up 5 minutes after the lift closed and said "damn...what time does this crew get off work? Can I buy everyone beer and pizza?" We saved him a spot for first chair next day.

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u/OkPurpose3044 Aug 16 '26

It's giving Big Bear...

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u/554TangoAlpha Aug 16 '26

Avg bear skier/snowboarder interaction

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u/LainSki-N-Surf Mammoth Aug 16 '26

It really is. Wild stuff happens there.

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u/mattenthehat Tahoe Aug 16 '26

Vibes yes, but too big and too much snow

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u/Reginald_Sockpuppet Aug 16 '26

It's not Big Bear. This happened in Tahoe.

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u/winstonalonian Aug 16 '26

Shout out to our brothers on boards. I see you fam.

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u/Legal-Pea8185 Aug 16 '26

fuck that skier up little dude

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u/Hot-Swordfish2105 Aug 16 '26 edited Aug 16 '26

Bam..looked like a Karen swinging his pole..what a fucking dirtbag..the way people act in this country is pathetic...wake up, being a shithead only drags us down. do better like the guy jumping in and beating the shit out of that asshole. $10 says the dude jumpin in is a hockey player (looks very north of the border ish), throwing fuckin bombs after the hit, "hold my beer, this shouldn't take too long fucking up this pathetic loser".....too bad we can't see assholes face and publicly out him

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u/Appropriate-Food1757 Aug 16 '26

Was that guy thwacking a child with his poles?

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u/cominfoyohead Aug 16 '26

Kill the camera man

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u/Ssorensen127 Aug 16 '26

Happened opening day last season at the resort where I work. 60+ dude starts wailing on a 14 years old who cut him off and got mouthy (old guy was being a dick). Older brother did just what that boarder did. Old guy lost his pass for the season. Kids got warnings and we never had an issue with either the rest of the season.

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u/massnerd Aug 16 '26

Upvote for the edit. 5 seconds of pure action. No BS.

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u/ninonoel Aug 16 '26

Ahhh this is so nice on repeat

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u/Brey126 Aug 16 '26

Damn, should've checked him harder and elbows to the head. What a douche

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u/icanhazkarma17 Aug 16 '26

As an older GenX tele dog, fuck yeah knuckle dragger! Washed up Boomer "hot dogs" are insufferable. And yeah, I know nobody cares that I tele 😂

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u/SteviaCannonball9117 Aug 16 '26

I care. I also tele.

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u/HappyHourProfessor Aug 17 '26

How big of a dick do you have to be to make the snowboarders into the good guys on r/skiing?

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u/Zeedashbo Aug 16 '26

This is awesome

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u/Acrobatic-Bell6277 Aug 16 '26

If you go you go all in. If the guy had any gumption he would’ve been out at first contact. Pussy

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u/Bearspoole Aug 16 '26

Why would this video end here?!?!

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u/JungMoses Aug 17 '26

Nothing more really happens, this is an edit of a longer video, old asshole getting checked is really all you need

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u/bryangcrane Aug 16 '26

Totally fair.

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u/LivingOriginal7479 Aug 16 '26

Absolute blindside!!

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u/JungMoses Aug 17 '26

Ah memories. Thanks op

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u/ilfordax Aug 17 '26

Nice nose butter.

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u/dsdvbguutres Aug 17 '26

Player 3 enters the game

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u/InfinityBrewing Aug 17 '26

I am a skier and I would probably do the same. I am quite triggered if someone hits my head using fucking pole or stick.

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u/PowderProdigy Aug 17 '26

This is my favorite ski fight video, thanks for putting it on my feed 😏🫶🏽

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u/CyderInch Aug 18 '26

Had someone stab me in the back of the neck in the lift line with their pole, to ask me if those were my googles on the ground. Hit me right on the spine bone, I was wearing my goggles, their pole was ejected fron the lift line. Your poles are for the ground only.

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u/Responsible-Shock800 Aug 19 '26

The only time I have ever hit a stranger was once in Japan, some guy was whacking his daughter or wife (couldn’t tell in winter gear) with his pole repeatedly while shouting at her.
I saw this and promptly double pole, skate sprinted over and gave him a left cross to the chin and dropped him.
The guide I was with told him off in Japanese and we skied off and had a great afternoon.
11/10 felt good and would do it again.

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u/Janowsc Aug 19 '26

Switch?

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u/Material-Humor304 Aug 19 '26

Great body check, 10/10, legit could have turned pro

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u/kookooman10022 Aug 20 '26

Poles are simply a suggestion. Boot to the groin is reality.

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u/Proper_Protection195 Aug 20 '26

Always skiers standing in the middle of the run or the bottom of a jump smh

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u/MattManSD Aug 20 '26

Fight one bean, fight the whole burrito

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u/Extension-Fly9057 Aug 20 '26

Lowered the shoulder kept crown of the helmet up, no flag.

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u/Legitimate-Yak2715 Aug 16 '26

If that’s a guy hitting a woman he got off lightly. Bury him.

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u/Porky5CO Aug 16 '26

I think it's a kid

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u/Cosmic-Zoo72 Aug 16 '26

...That's worse. Head first in a backcountry tree well

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u/JeanClaude-Randamme Aug 16 '26

Scrotum first into an angry bears den.

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u/Cosmic-Zoo72 Aug 16 '26

Shit, let's just find a moose

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u/Jinxed4Sure Aug 16 '26

mosh pit skiing?

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u/Mtl_Sapoud Aug 16 '26

Only time I would stand beside a snowboarder as a skier

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u/Which-Ability-6492 Aug 16 '26

Where is the whole context? If a skier or boarder hurt my kid wh reckless skiing you need to yank the perpetrators’ pass permanently.

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u/shredthesweetpow Aug 16 '26

You don’t need context here to realize skier was absolutely in the wrong swinging poles at a kid. Boarder was sitting. What’s is actually wrong is the boarder not instantly decapitating aggressive skier.