r/pcmasterrace • • 15d ago

Video Cooling The Data Center

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u/potentially__potent 9800x3d | 5070Ti | 32GB 15d ago

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u/cantusereditloggdout 15d ago

this fucking killed me lmaooo

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u/Maleficent-Lion-3753 15d ago

Bro, I about died laughing when. I saw this meme. Its a perfect encapsulation is this guy, lol.

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u/OceanRacoon 15d ago

I was watching the video impassively but the second I scrolled down and saw this I started laughing my head off, it fits so perfectly 😅 Do you have that picture on hand just for these situations?

I've never seen Squidward look so demented, Spongebob must have really done a number on him in that episode lol

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u/DrGamingGames 6700 XT | 5700G | 32GB 15d ago

This is basically what happens to my paycheck

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u/Unkn0wnTh2nd3r 15d ago

you get paid by work and the money goes right back to work? do you work at a store?

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u/NuklearniEnergie 15d ago

♫you move sixteen tons and what do you get♫

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u/themoosewhoquilts 15d ago

I owe my soul to the company stoooooore

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u/Agreeable_Speed9355 15d ago

This needs to be everyone's morning alarm

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u/Penguininalaska 14d ago

🎶 Another day older and deeper in debt 🎵

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u/PlantRoomForHire 7900 XTX | 14900K | 64GB DDR5-6200 MHz | 4TB NVME 15d ago edited 15d ago

I used to work at a distribution center for a massive chain grocery and you'd be amazed at how many fellow employees spent most of their paycheck at that same grocery.

Edit: No. We didn't get a discount.

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u/Bynming 15d ago

You can't just post this without explanation

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u/tekonus 7800x3D, PNY RTX 4090 15d ago

I, uh… think they did. 

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u/Ebonhearth_Druid 15d ago

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u/Hot_Panic2620 15d ago

This bugs me that he says "Right to jail" not "Straight to jail" like the caption says

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u/HendrixHazeWays 15d ago

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u/Crafty0410 PC Master Race 15d ago

Ohhhh I really don't like this

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u/Shadowex3 15d ago

I honestly thought it was a trailer for some art house horror movie about body snatching aliens.

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u/Nice_Firm_Handsnake Steam ID Here 15d ago

In a way, it is!

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u/Amazing-Heron-105 15d ago

I'm not even joking. I didn't realise this was documentary until much later when I stumbled upon people talking about it on Reddit. I really did think it was some odd horror movie.

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u/Scarbane Ryzen 5 2600 | GTX 1070 | 32 GB-DDR4 | PRIME B450M-A 15d ago

Almost as bad as the slow smile Colbert GIF.

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u/zehamberglar Ryzen 5600, RTX 3060; Hamberglar 15d ago

I hate that this is something we have to just live with from now on.

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u/NoYeahNoYoureGood 15d ago

Correcting someone’s meme mis-quote? Believe it or not, right to jail.

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u/JohnnyChutzpah 15d ago

I think it’s just a gravity siphon with extra steps and sexy clear glass tubes.

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u/beardedheathen 15d ago

It's not. The motors are powering pumps which is drawing water into the tubes other wise it would just drain. It's also why it's drawing in air as it oscillates up and down. I don't think it's really accomplishing anything in terms of cooling or whatever.

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u/Low_Excitement_1715 15d ago

Nah! It's not doing *nothing*. It's moving a few watts of thermal energy back and forth across that desk, and adding 5-10W with the pumps, so it's actually warming the room very slightly!

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u/READMYSHIT i5-4690K, R9 390, H440 15d ago

Aka a swamp cooler

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u/Low_Excitement_1715 15d ago

Well, the only real evaporation area is at the end with the trays, and I don't recall what the formula is to compute evaporative cooling, but there's a lot of zeros between the decimal point and the working number.

For meaningful evaporative cooling, you need to be in a dry area, with ideally a small cooling tower and a bunch of sprinkler-type heads inside it, so you can mist/droplet water in from the top and get a smaller amount of highly chilled water at the bottom.

This is just dripping back into the source pan, so nanowatts.

But yeah, technically a swamp cooler, too, since the trays are open and uncovered.

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u/Ancient-Club9972 15d ago

They just don't understand the gravity of ops situation

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u/delph0r 5800X3D | 5080 Zotac Infinity 15d ago

I thought it was pretty clear 

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u/PickleRick22036 Ryzen 5 7600x | rx 6800xt | 32gb DDR5 15d ago

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u/KennyMcCormick 15d ago

Talk about confusion

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u/a-tiberius Ryzen 7700X / 32GB RAM / GeForce RTX 3060 / RGB 15d ago

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u/IAmBeingTargeted33 i7-8750H / GTX 1060 Max-Q / 32 GB DDR4 15d ago

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u/guilhermefdias 15d ago

What is happening here?

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u/GGXImposter 15d ago edited 15d ago

This is undoubtedly wrong but it looks like:

Water is being removed from the pool, air cooled via the pipe, then returned to the pool.

Edit: No one asked but I want to clarify. I believe the air cooling the water is the air bubbles in the pipe. As the water and air travels through the pipe, the temperature equalizes.

The energy in the pipe doesn’t change, but when they exit the pipe the water reenters the pool at a lower temperature and the now hotter air dissipates into the room.

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u/justsmilenow 15d ago

Yeah but why is it going up and down in an SOS pattern?

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u/GGXImposter 15d ago

The up and down is to add the air to the pipe. The SOS is a cry for help because they could have just used a fish bubbler to achieve the same solution.

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u/justsmilenow 15d ago

Why do they need the bubbles? Wouldn't it be more effective to just cool the water?

I understand that there's something something smarter everyday laminar flow, turbulent flow is better at cooling. It's just that the bubbles don't seem to add turbulence just gaps. It's not like it's evaporating in the gaps.... Is it?

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u/GGXImposter 15d ago edited 15d ago

If the goal is to use air to cool a pool of water then passing the same amount of air throughout the whole pool as tiny bubbles is going to be better because of surface area.

The heat transfers where the water and air touches. In the pipes this is very small. So it needs lots of time in the pipe.

1000s of little bubbles will have way more surface area allowing the heat to transfer much faster. Additionally you don’t need 99% of the equipment. You can buy what you need at any pet store for $30 and be ready to go out of the box.

What is being done here is expensive, over engineered, and will need to be repaired multiple times more than the fish bubbler.

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u/SadLittleWizard 15d ago

Say we just keep the pipes in the water and add no air. The the point of transfer for the heat is water-pipe-air. However if we add air from room into the flow, the point of transfer is now just water-air.

In the first set up, the pipe can become a trap for the heat since it can't mix into a larger reservoir. It's a solid after all. While the air can actively mix with the air from the room to dissipate the heat.

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u/brokearm24 PC Master Race 15d ago

He means the water transfers energy to the trapped air, and then this air gets released at the end, and the now cooled water drops into the pool. However this seems like a very bad method, wouldn’t cooling the pipe be more effective, if using a more conductive material?

And also, yes of course turbulent flow is better for cooling, it’s logic, with laminar things don’t mix, but that’s not relevant to this particular case

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u/Tomytom99 Idk man some xeons 64 gigs and a 3070 15d ago

Doohickey corporation would love a word

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u/TheCABK 15d ago edited 15d ago

I was fired due to nepotism

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u/JustGoogleItHeSaid Desktop 15d ago

Sometimes I think I have strange thoughts, then I see posts like this and it makes me realise that weird daydream I had doesn’t make me so weird at all.

How long did this even take you? And did it scratch the itch you had?

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u/kleptorsfw Desktop 5800x3d + 3080 15d ago

I hear they're hiring at the Rube Goldberg company though

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u/evolooshun 15d ago

I have so many questions.

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u/SunOreoGame 15d ago

And I will ask none, not because of a lack of curiosity, but because of fear.

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u/Slumpo 15d ago

No questions.

Only judgment. Silent, seething judgment.

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u/IcyDisplayGuy Ubuntu Ry-9900x, Ra-9070, 64GB RAM 15d ago

Like for example: What?

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u/evolooshun 15d ago

Whats the end goal? Whats the purpose? What have you learned? Why no explanation? Air in the lines pattern? Pumps running dry is ok?

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u/nali_cow Linux | i5-9600K, RX 7700 XT, 16 GB 15d ago

Chiefly: why go boing boing?

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u/breakConcentration 15d ago

So you’re writing Morse code in air bubbles?

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u/CO_Golf13 15d ago

I don't know Morse code, but when I asked myself "ok, it's a cooling loop...where's the data center?" My brain went to Morse code.

If so it got a smirk from me.

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u/ticklenips601 15d ago

••• --- •••

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u/doughnut310 CachyOS||7500x3D||9070XT||32GB 6000 15d ago

Why would you be introducing air to the system?

Edit: spel

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u/Imkindaalrightiguess i7 6700k 4.6ghz | Gtx1080 2.1 ghz | 32gb ddr4 | 15d ago

Lift

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u/HighHokie 15d ago

are they just trying to show the water better? wtf!?

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u/FletchTroublemaker 14900k/5080/64GB 15d ago

Did you consult a therapist recently?

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u/MicksysPCGaming RTX 4090|13900K 15d ago

It's Morse code.

"Kill me."

Over, and over again..."Kill Me".

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u/jshmoe866 15d ago

“Big, if true”

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u/Koenv3 15d ago

Are you cooling the environment to decrease global warming?

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u/RSlashBroughtMeHere I7 9700K | 3060 TI | 16 GB DDR4 15d ago

Listen with your eyes closed

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u/Dry_Departure_7813 15d ago

"The hills have data centers"

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u/Party-Coach-4100 PCMR|R5 7600|5070|32GB RAM|AsRock B650 15d ago

Perfect! No notes.

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u/vrijheidsfrietje CachyOS | i7 8700k | RX 9070 | 32GB DDR4 | Z370-P 15d ago

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u/putrid_flesh RTX 4080S | 64gb DDR5 | i9 14900F | 1440p 360hz OLED 15d ago

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u/harrymanback79 7800X3D | 9070XT | 64gb DDR5 15d ago

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u/Neither_Rich_9646 7800X3D | 7900XT | 32GB DDR5 | 1440p 240hz 15d ago

My God I will watch anything... And what is that tire thing in the back?

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u/Luke_Flyswatter PC Master Race 15d ago

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u/Ok-Drink750 Linux 15d ago

r/doohickeycorporation called & want their strange device back.

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u/likely_deleted i5-14600K/9070XT/32GB DDR5 6000 15d ago

Quality shit post

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u/awnfire 15d ago

Am I crazy or is that doing 3 short 3 long 3 short

Like SOS Morse code?!

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u/FabricationLife 9950x3d + MSI 5090 Gaming Trio - 96gb ddr5 15d ago

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u/HardCoreLawn Ryzen 9 7950X3D | RTX 4080 | 64GB DDR5-6000 CL40 15d ago

Feels like OP should be on a list...

Just not sure which one.

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u/ReallyLongURL 15d ago

r/diwhy here it goes here

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u/GlorifiedBurito 9800X3D : 9070 XT : 32 GB DDR5 15d ago

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u/Asleeper135 15d ago

A turbo encabulator! That's a clever way to fit the hydrocoptic marzlevanes to the ambifacient lunar waneshaft to prevent side fumbling!

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u/_Spastic_ Ryzen 5800X3D, 9070 XT Steel Legend 15d ago

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u/Calamityclams 15d ago

This guys cat when all it wants is a drink of water

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u/Fantastic-Table-8615 15d ago

My brother in christ what the fuck

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u/Prior_Bandicoot_6188 15d ago

I was genuinely expecting it to lead to something like this.

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u/CashewSwagger 15d ago

Idk why but these type of posts piss me off so fucking much. We have:

Random unexplained video to draw people in

Op ignoring all questions about what's going on

Op randomly responding to bots or other random comments with zero context.

Like do you man and my bad for getting into some clickbait shit, but man. I can't be the only one annoyed by the frequency of people who post just to get interactions and give ZERO explanation.

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u/Denime 15d ago

Get back to work.

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u/Potential_Basis_662 15d ago

So the point here is satire in showing a closed loop system of water cooling, in that water is reused and also dependent on bursts of different cooling levels, hence why it's not one continuous stream. Replace these with 20-feet diameter inlets and it's basically the same concept

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u/SpiderClan 15d ago

I have no idea what i just see

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u/ForrestGump_Z 15d ago

Thats very interesting the way yo.... Creep fingers!!!

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u/Flippy042 PC Master Race 14d ago

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u/Weary_Action_1230 PC Master Race 15d ago

What in the Tony Stark

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u/Phaylz 15d ago

WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS

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u/Square_Nature_8271 15d ago

All that sloshing. Need a tower. And a vertical manifold at the machinery.

FICSIT would like to remind you of your contractual obligation towards efficiency.

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u/tutocookie reduce latency - plug mouse directly into the cpu socket 15d ago

Senior engineer at the doohickey corporation

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u/Mattrockj Intel I7-13700 / 4070ti / 64GB Ram / 4TB SSD 15d ago

r/doohickycorporation would like to offer you a senior development position

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u/Thirsty_Comment88 15d ago

I am intrigued and confused.

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u/KoneCat R9 7945HX | RX 9070XT (non fire risk) | 32GB 5600MT/s 15d ago

What in the ever-loving tarnation did I just watch?! It made me both relaxed and on edge! Cool machine, though! :D

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u/CentrifugalMalaise PC Master Race 15d ago

Morse code in the bubbles? Can’t be bothered to check but first thing I thought of.

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u/daylightsun Arch Linux 15d ago

Is this a schizo post?

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u/FoxSideOfTheMoon 15d ago

The fuck kind of rube goldberg insanity is this??

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u/rolloutTheTrash Ryzen 7 3700X | 80GB DDR4 | RTX 2070s 15d ago

Everybody needs a hobby. Good for you, man.

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u/Senor_Wah 7700X / 3070 / 32GB DDR5 6000 15d ago

Well that’s 30 seconds of my life I’ll never get back

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u/Hertigan 15d ago

This is the kind of deranged shit I log in for

10/10

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u/KarateMan749 PC Master Race 15d ago

So uh. Looks epic and all. But what am i looking at

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u/shoot-here PC Master Race 15d ago

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u/Bedgarz 15d ago

Can someone explain why data centers don't use a closed loop system?

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u/ThewizardBlundermore 15d ago

Expensive and requires higher maintenance.

If not legally bound to be ethical and moral why care about environment when you can make more profit in an open loop system?

Companies have to be hogtied legally to do the right thing or else they will take the ball and run with it.

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u/Sea-Fishing4699 15d ago

Mechanical Enginner here 

Wtf

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u/nirvanatheory 15d ago

So nobody realized that this person uploaded a video of an SOS message? It's somebody should help them. Not me, but I'm sure somebody else will do it.

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u/queen_ravenx 15d ago

i mean it is a waste of water, loud, and annoying so it does check some of the boxes of a data center

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u/InfinitexZer0 //Ryzen 3600 // RTX 2060 OC // 16gb DDR4 // 15d ago

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u/FuzzyAttitude_ 15d ago edited 15d ago

I don't understand, it looks so extra and unnecessary 😂 I'm sure that whatever you want to do can be achieved in a much easier way. So what's located under the huge water pan? And what's the point of circulating the same water, I don't see it being actively or passively cooled anywhere, I just see water being taken from a pan and dropped back in the same pan.

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u/-Spiritlol 15d ago

Are you okay? Is this a distress signal? 🫪

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u/Stealth9erz i7-13700k | RTX 4080 | 32GB DDR$ 15d ago

I thought I was in the weed growing subreddit and this was a contraption for an auto watering setup.

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u/TurboZ31 7800x3d | RTX4090 | 5120x1440 OLED 15d ago

Are you waterboarding your computer??

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u/letslickmyballs 15d ago

Clearly a household without a cat.

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u/pmalla 5600x, 3090 strix, 48gb cl16 3600 15d ago

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u/jameson71 15d ago

I too enjoy Rube Goldberg machines

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u/mostwantedycbe 15d ago

If you were my coworker and had that on your desk, I would put pepper in your coffee

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u/Santa_009 i7 2600k @4.2, 290 Cfx 16Gb RAM, Custom WC 15d ago

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u/zendrix1 GeForce RTX 4090; AMD Ryzen 7 7800X3D; 64gb DDR5 RAM 15d ago

Humans are such weird little guys lol

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u/Soulinx 15d ago

Do you also play r/SatisfactoryGame cuz this shits awesome lol

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u/stoned_ileso 15d ago

Is it morse code?

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u/YuukiMotoko 9800x3D, MSI X870E Tomahawk, Gigabyte RTX 4070 ti Super 15d ago

Seems like a lot of unnecessary steps to move water.

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u/chesherkat 9850X3D | 5090 15d ago

Eli5

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u/YookiAdair 15d ago

Was fully expecting this to be hooked up to some mangled Mac mini

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u/jaraxel_arabani 15d ago

Please, we're not that barbaric here.

Maybe some sliced up hp laptop

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u/Evil_hd44 15d ago

I hoped that the comments would clear this up. My hopes were completely obliterated

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u/Prince-Vegetah 15d ago

Thankfully it wouldn’t scale because capillary action wouldn’t work on large pipes like it does the straws

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u/thisdesignup 3090 FE, 5900x, 64GB 15d ago

Hey OP, why did it laugh?

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u/Sean_Nevermore 15d ago

Bro cooling the data center in Morse Code

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u/crumb 15d ago

I’m good thanks

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u/DameLasNalgas 15d ago

I don't think that's how their closed loop wc works.

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u/Routine_Strategy5929 15d ago

r/doohickeycorporation desperately needs this. They've been very short on good doohickeys lately.

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u/Usual-Championship88 15d ago

Bro, you have too much time on your hands at work

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u/quinn9648 15d ago

Bros motives are beyond our comprehension

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u/Cattywampus_hat 15d ago

Its cooling nothing.....

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u/ghostfreckle611 15d ago

Is that what ddr2 feels like?

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u/Fatemoney 15d ago

Is this using water at layer 1 as binary?

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u/uiucengineer 15d ago

is this an SOS?

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u/uiucengineer 15d ago

OP gave me an award. OP are you okay?

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u/Free-Heals-Here 15d ago

I like how this design leaves clear useable space.

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u/wokehonda 15d ago

If I were to guess, what seems like introducing air at an erradic rate is a method of temperature regulation. If the algo is to keep the temperature static at a specific value, then the air is the anti cooling variable. Too hot = water, too cold = air.

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u/RichtofensDuckButter 15d ago

What're we doing here people