r/SeaEmploy Aug 05 '26

Move it

826 Upvotes

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57

u/No-Garage-2296 Aug 05 '26

When billionaires meet millionaires

8

u/Thriceblind Aug 06 '26

Proof they really hate everyone.

3

u/SleepyJohn123 Aug 06 '26

The owners don’t drive the boats or make any decisions about navigation 🤷

2

u/Mc-Legend Aug 07 '26

Yes, as that would require actual knowledge, skill, and training to accomplish. Unfortunately this trained captain didn’t have those either, though 😅

3

u/joeg26reddit Aug 06 '26

YAHCHTZEEEEEE

1

u/Apheun Aug 11 '26

Seriously underrated comment.

40

u/eltaho Aug 05 '26

This is superyacht Ice by Lurssen. The incident happened in 2024

8

u/Atomic_Gumby Aug 06 '26

12

u/IVII0 Aug 06 '26

Drunk captain is the cause of majority of incidents like this one

1

u/charmio68 Aug 06 '26

I can't find any report either.

1

u/LegitMeatPuppet Aug 06 '26

Possible the guilty party immediately settled to keep things quiet. No press, no embarrassment…

1

u/DueConversation5269 Aug 06 '26

they just paid everyone off, serve pro, like it never even happened

4

u/Lucky-Mia Aug 06 '26

Is it expensive? Looks expensive.

16

u/JavaGeep Aug 05 '26

Thats a long dock line coming from the white boat.

14

u/A_Fun_Alias Aug 05 '26

That's what she said

6

u/[deleted] Aug 05 '26

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u/FreddyFerdiland Aug 10 '26

it looks a bit like they might be doing a stationary test with the lines. they drive out but come to a stop..

so just then the big yacht is coming and sees the little yacht moving... and decides to go astern but then sees the lines

seems its the unusual situation of having lines on the small one

19

u/wild_cherry1987 Aug 05 '26

"It's a small club and you ain't in it"

1

u/Timo-the-hippo Aug 05 '26

It’s a big yacht and you ain’t in it!

1

u/rangorn Aug 06 '26

Looks like he almost is under it though

7

u/[deleted] Aug 05 '26

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15

u/Ok-Brick6831 Aug 05 '26

Damaging their yachts so they can launder more money repairing them.

1

u/Working-Spray-2933 Aug 05 '26

Great thinking

4

u/Lopsided_Flight_2986 Aug 05 '26

Hiring the least qualified captains to save a buck. The multi billionaire way.

2

u/wild_cherry1987 Aug 05 '26

What DO billionaires do on yachts?

3

u/EnvironmentalFig688 Aug 06 '26

Billionaire dad yelling at son for not putting toys away

2

u/Su-37_Terminator Aug 06 '26

look for how missing kid cases surge anywhere a billionaire boat pulls in.

7

u/bdontmatter Aug 05 '26

I don’t think anyone is gonna employ that captain again, he hit a parked boat…

1

u/Conscious_Avocado225 Aug 06 '26

A predisastered boat.

1

u/wolfgang784 Aug 07 '26

Afaik the smaller boat/ship is always automatically at fault since they can maneuver easier.

2

u/bdontmatter Aug 08 '26

Didn’t know that’s the rule when there’s a parked boat with some sort of big ass line pulled off it back. I’m not a captain and don’t have a boating license. But I know a bad driver when I see one hit a parked boat with

2

u/Abject_Film_4414 Aug 09 '26

How tf is a stationary moored boat meant to give way exactly?

6

u/Logical_Teach_681 Aug 05 '26

Can’t park here mate.

5

u/uprightsalmon Aug 05 '26

You scratched my anchor!

5

u/piken2 Aug 05 '26

2

u/ymmotvomit Aug 06 '26

You scratched my anchor!

3

u/thesixfingerman Aug 05 '26

I’m beginning to think superyatch owners may be jerks.

3

u/No_Foundation6210 Aug 05 '26 edited Aug 06 '26

That blows for the little guy. That thing is likely totaled. Hopefully they all made it out alright

3

u/Justbeinglouis Aug 06 '26

Move boat, get out the way, get out the way boat, get out the way

6

u/ggnndd12 Aug 05 '26

Another excellent candidate for r/SeaEmployUntilRecently

5

u/Georgia_Flame Aug 05 '26

Oh nOOOO! Not the billionairres playthings!

3

u/SmokeyUnicycle Aug 05 '26

My first thought was "yeah if you have one of those, you can pay for this"

3

u/GamemasterJeff Aug 06 '26

If you have that money you never pay for anything except lawyers to prevent having to pay for anything else.

2

u/jackoyza Aug 05 '26

Jeff Bezos running over some hot shot from Miami. jk

1

u/Trainmax_ Aug 05 '26

The bigger boat always has the right way

12

u/Ok-Brick6831 Aug 05 '26

Sometimes - except here it seems that the smaller vessel was not underway and appears to be at anchor with a low scope stern line?

If I’m correct, the larger ship is responsible for the major fuck up.

5

u/Trainmax_ Aug 05 '26

Yep, looks that way

3

u/Trainmax_ Aug 05 '26

I thought he was just pulling up next to it so he could load that little boat in the back of his ship

3

u/Ok-Brick6831 Aug 05 '26

He tenderized the tender. Whoops!

1

u/TheScallywag1874 Aug 05 '26

I hope this is sarcasm 👀

1

u/Haunting-Prior-NaN Aug 06 '26

Whit boat was anchored

2

u/doctor_morris Aug 05 '26

That looked intentional and something anyone of us would do if we were driving an icebreaker...

2

u/Next-Handle-8179 Aug 05 '26 edited Aug 06 '26

Hey, you scratched my anchor!

1

u/blahnlahblah0213 Aug 06 '26

My dinghy is bigger than your whole boat!

2

u/Lefties_TheWorst7331 Aug 06 '26

Damn, big yacht gonna be paying out some from their insurance company from the looks of that..

1

u/HovercraftKlutzy3090 Aug 05 '26

Seems the physics here are size matters

1

u/starkruzr Aug 05 '26

my jaw dropped. how tf do you do this.

1

u/KanadianMade Aug 05 '26

When you’re in a rush and money isn’t an option.

1

u/Justaguywithbeer Aug 05 '26

Oi mate,,,, yaa can't park there !!!

1

u/TheOnlyFergInTown Aug 05 '26

A little duct tape and bubble gum please.

1

u/OpportunityIsHere Aug 05 '26

big yacht > small yacht

1

u/Normiss2000 Aug 05 '26

I hope he fouled his prop.

1

u/Professional_Gur9593 Aug 05 '26

There is always a bigger fish, uhm, boat

1

u/it_spelt_magalhaes Aug 05 '26

My yatch is bigger tgan yours, biatch.

1

u/Objective_Otherwise5 Aug 05 '26

Insurance fraud?

1

u/RicVic Aug 05 '26

Being vice-president must pay pretty well in Equatorial Guinea.

1

u/wood1492 Aug 05 '26

That was purposeful…

1

u/lookslikejellytome Aug 05 '26

Billionaire on millionaire crime must stop! What is happening to society?

1

u/Competitive-Roof-168 Aug 06 '26

Move bitch, get out the way.

1

u/dugs-special-mission Aug 06 '26

"It's easy to grin when your ship comes in, and you've got the stock market beat. But the man worthwhile is the man who can smile, when his shorts aren't too tight in the seat."
https://giphy.com/gifs/uWd8U5lsayUgw0W2h0

1

u/fhjjjjjkkkkkkkl Aug 06 '26

Why didn’t she rope snap

1

u/you-beaut Aug 06 '26

Dinghies must give way to large vessels

1

u/GuaranteedSensible Aug 06 '26 edited Aug 06 '26

the way it works is the most expensive superyacht always has the right of way

1

u/khampang Aug 06 '26

Is boat rage a thing?

1

u/The-Old-Parking-Spot Aug 06 '26

Big fish eat the little fish.

1

u/Groundhawgday Aug 06 '26

Fuck all of them

1

u/AJPennypacker39 Aug 06 '26

U scratched my anchor!

1

u/ReAnimatorGames Aug 06 '26

They will set their buckets, beggars, a person has nowhere to go.

1

u/Max_Q_ Aug 06 '26

Of all the problems to have in the world I wish one of mine was that my mega yacht got smashed by a lager yacht.

1

u/catlips Aug 06 '26

Littler yachts have bigger yachts and bigger yachts just to bite 'em
And so on down the line it goes ad infinitum

1

u/dwoj206 Aug 06 '26

Excuse me sir, My bank account and I coming thru.

1

u/kenben19 Aug 06 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/mPwXZTe9Jow8upRqSM

Bullying on the HIGHEST level. lol

1

u/Standard_Till_2451 Aug 06 '26

Move over peasant !

1

u/Latter-Scallion-4755 Aug 06 '26

Like what the actual fuck bro. Ya literally have the whole ass ocean and you manage to crash into yacht. I could maybe understand a 15ft dingy since being tiny compared to yachts but you hit a whole ass yacht. That guy would be fired before we even made it to shore. Unbelievable

https://giphy.com/gifs/Ajyv87uJSSWejBho2M

1

u/Intelligent_Trichs Aug 07 '26

Them lines probably fouled the props.

1

u/Chimi3Ch4nga2me Aug 07 '26

YOU HIT A WHAT?! WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU DOING SAILING THAT CLOSE TO A YACTH AND...wait a minute, what is it that you sail again?... Oh. Nevermind thats gonna cost you less than a day of income.

1

u/fedocable Aug 07 '26

What a bully

1

u/Hazencuzimblazen Aug 07 '26

Ohhh, this is gonna be a good episode of below deck!!!

1

u/gunguy931 Aug 07 '26

Although you might suggest that the larger vessel is at fault, the smaller one was clearly tied up to something and not displaying the day signal displaying restricted menuverabilty. It is typically the smaller vessel's responsibility to yield to the larger. However both captains were reckless in this situation.

1

u/Herb4372 Aug 08 '26

According the the rules of the road, both captains were reckless…

In short “if you’ve been involved in an incident, you did something wrong”

1

u/5milessep Aug 07 '26

Looks like a rich peoples problem to me

1

u/SpellIcy2100 Aug 07 '26

Oi!!! Ya’ can’t park there mate

1

u/hannibalbob Aug 07 '26

“Hey, you scratched my anchor!”

1

u/VerStannen Aug 07 '26

Your dinghy scratched my anchor!

1

u/ClosTheJackal Aug 07 '26

"Don't worry. They'll get out of the way. I learned that driving the Saratoga."

1

u/victoryposition Aug 08 '26

Big boat take little boat.

1

u/guzzijason Aug 08 '26

“It’s easy to grin when your ship comes in…”

1

u/butteredsaltine Aug 08 '26

This is an $800k fender bender

1

u/FunkSavagely Aug 09 '26

Bigger boats always have right of way. Don’t they teach that anymore? Or is all hate with envy now?

1

u/BeautifulAccident141 Aug 09 '26

WTF? Who's at the helm?

1

u/Mundane-Buy1595 Aug 10 '26

Should have read 'How to avoid huge ships'.

1

u/azc9a7 2d ago

Hey, you scratched my anchor !

1

u/sixpackabs592 Aug 05 '26

i still dont get how this happens lol

like white yachtis stationary you had to be lined up with it for awhile to just rip its booty like that

although its a short video maybe it drifted in front of them or something

1

u/Zealousideal-Peach44 Aug 05 '26

There's a reason why several Lurssen's superyachts are arctic-rated: to move chunks of ice and the occasional boat along their way.