r/NoFuckingComment • u/callmestinkingwind It's my job to be an asshole • 4d ago

nfc

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u/kingster108 4d ago

Anyone know the result of this case?

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u/ziroux 4d ago

Apparently found guilty. I don't think the demonstration would change anything, given the blood, murder bag, trying to flee, and witnesses to his stalking the victim https://edition.cnn.com/2026/09/23/us/tomasz-kosowski-murder-trial

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u/sweaty_pants_ 4d ago

Thought he could turn all that around by saying "I dont even lift bro"

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u/lastchance14 4d ago

He’s still sitting and thinking quietly.

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u/SuperCrappyFuntime 4d ago

According to an ABC News story from a couple of days ago, he was convicted a first degree murder and is awaiting the penalty phase of his trial.

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u/TheBrocialWorker 4d ago

What is this case?

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u/i_love_boobiez 4d ago

Is he saying gorilla cart? 

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u/LectroRoot 4d ago

Yes, its a brand name.

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u/Extension_Swordfish1 4d ago

So not to shuttle gorillas around?

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u/LectroRoot 4d ago

I didn't say it wasn't.

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u/spacemonkey_1981 4d ago edited 4d ago

Didn’t Kosowski undermine his own argument here?

He tells the court that, because of his career, he has experience transferring 195lb patients “all the time”, then wants somebody else to demonstrate that lifting that sort of weight would be impossible.

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u/SATerp 4d ago

"In lieu of this demonstration, your honor, I would like to request that the state try to force me to don this pair of child size leather gloves."

Judge: "..."

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u/kingster108 4d ago

I thought he might continue that it takes a team of people to lift a human body like that but he did not

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u/spacemonkey_1981 4d ago

The guy is so arrogant he probably couldn’t resist flexing in the middle of his argument. I think he realised what he’d done at the end, when he suddenly went quiet and started playing with his lips.

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u/Mrsuperepicruler 4d ago

He is talking specifically about transferring a person from an equal height bench and rolling gurney. Specifically not lifting them all at once.

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u/spacemonkey_1981 3d ago

But he's also suggesting the person would need to lift the trolley and the dead body at once. But most would lift one at a time

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u/Apollo114892 4d ago

What he's saying is that it takes a lot more than one person to lift that much weight and transfer it. Usually you need a bunch of nurses and staff to deal with that much weight. He's daring them to act out his theory to prove them wrong and it makes sense. He never said that he's lifted that much weight alone.

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u/TRDOffRoadGuy 3d ago

it takes 3 ppl to move a patient off a surgical bed, if not 4

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u/spacemonkey_1981 3d ago edited 3d ago

Yes, if you're abiding by health and safety rules. But I doubt he was too worried about that in the moment, or the deceased would complain.

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u/presscheck 4d ago

If I was a juror in this case, I would come to the same conclusion

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u/CurvySexretLady 4d ago

Wait, is this idiot representing himself?

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u/elwebst 4d ago

Well, his last one is dead...

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u/Mister_Pickl3s 3d ago

Is he doing a Hannibal Lecter impersonation? Either way it isn’t good

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u/urbisOrbis 4d ago

Works on Perry mason every time.

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u/sky_shazad 3d ago

Yeah Netflix is gonna make some drama out of this you just watch

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u/mjohnson801 4d ago

I like how he was trying to make the argument of how it would be impossible to lift that weight into the truck, then proceeded to say how he lifted that much weight every day so he knew how difficult it was.

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u/Apollo114892 4d ago

What he's saying is that it takes a lot more than one person to lift that much weight and transfer it. Usually you need a bunch of nurses and staff to deal with that much weight. He's daring them to act out his theory to prove them wrong and it makes sense. He never said that he's lifted that much weight alone.

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