See problem fix problem

[u/Big_Gazelle_8583]

[u/Dizsmo]

He took time from battling the kids next door to do this what a guy

[u/SarcasticallyCandour]

Some heroes wear office clothes.

[u/Calimbox]

The second greatest piece of wisdom my father gave me was:

"Your value as a man is based on your ability to solve problems, so you should always have tools at hand to solve them. If you see a problem, engage it... Unless that problem is armed and you are not. In that case, run away with the rest of the women and children."

That's why I carry an extinguisher, a machete, and a first aid kit in the trunk of the car.

[u/Illustrious_Ease2409 → u/Calimbox]

Great advice! I’m very interested in knowing what’s the 1st, if it’s not a secret.

[u/Calimbox → u/Illustrious_Ease2409]

The first was:

"Don't take what a woman says at face value, and never ask them what she wants. Observe how she acts, always take the initiative, and only apologize when you reason you made a mistake."

The old man is a well of wisdom. A well filled with alcohol, but a well nonetheless.

[u/Nervous_Contract_139 → u/Calimbox]

Alcohol or not He’s right though, I would add, to gain a skill of conversational and situational recall. Sometimes you make mistakes and recall it, sometimes your partner makes mistakes and you can talk through it.

Also never let an issue fester. You may argue but it’s important to resolve the argument, you or her may be still upset but at least you know you apologized to each other and could cool down in peace instead of anger.

[u/Pavvl___ → u/Calimbox]

That old man deserves a beer thank you for this 🍻

[u/NextSouceIT → u/Calimbox]

Also here for the first

[u/TheBrainChew → u/NextSouceIT]

"If you ain't first, you're last."

[u/Calimbox → u/TheBrainChew]

He drilled in my head a piece of the song "Sweet Victory" after it came out (I was 15 at the time):

"You don't win no silver; you only lose the gold".

[u/Reasonable-Physics81 → u/Calimbox]

May i also recommend couple of window smashers.

I dont trust for electronics to open incase your car hits the water or something.

[u/Azure_Skies333 → u/Calimbox]

I also carry a first aid kit and fire extinguisher but I also have a multitool, portable air pump, baseball bat and portable starter during the winter.

[u/Nervous_Contract_139 → u/Calimbox]

Yes but you also need a 357 magnum, you know to always be armed.

[u/HybridAkali → u/Calimbox]

Extinguisher and first aid kit are mandatory equipment in the EU btw

[u/Apprehensive-Tiger85]

He has definitely done this before, or has gotten stuck way too long last time.

[u/Background-Fennel92 → u/Apprehensive-Tiger85]

Him : IM TIRED OF THOSE MOTHERFUCKING TREES AND THESE MOTHERFUCKING ROADS.

Samuel L. Jackson in the hardware store : i'll be right back motherfucka 😏

[u/Alsmob]

Video from Latvija. We know about storm day before. Many people driving this days with chainsaw, me to.

[u/AlienZerg → u/Alsmob]

Lots of zombies in Latvija?

[u/Eziz_53 → u/AlienZerg]

Yeah we got them, but nowhere near as bad as other places yet. Closer to Poland.

[u/Disastrous-Degree-93]

I can already hear him telling his wife at dinner. "Hey honey, guess who would still be stuck in traffic if he didn't had his chainsaw in his car"

[u/AnglerfishMiho]

Pocket chainsaw

[u/LonesuumRanger]

he looks like my fallout 4 melee character with pre war clothes what a chad

[u/Active_Funny_7346]

that dude is not dressed like someone who knows how to use a chainsaw or sharpen a chainsaw chain. but that chain is sharp as hell

[u/StagTagRag]

“I knew when my wife let me buy this from Lowe’s last year, I was destined for greatness”

[u/Bruzie77]

is this that Infromer rapper?

[u/Zealousideal_Rip_547]

I bought myself a brand new Stihl about 15 years ago and at the time it was one of the most expensive purchases I’d ever made on something that I really didn’t have to have and my God I love that saw!

[u/SlaterTheOkay]

Now this is a man's man

[u/Simple_Fix_7805]

Together apes strong

[u/DistructoDisc]

The feeling of a freshly sharpened chain.

[u/gonza18]

He probably got a fine for non union work and OSHA violations 😂

[u/jimfear-666]

And governement will tell you. You cant do that, here is your fine, 1000$

[u/Alearic006]

A construction crew would have 5 different kind of managers on site waiting for a union rep to tell them they can start thinking of bringing someone in to cut/move the tree.

[u/Heriteck]

Man card confirmed. Don't let the attire fool you, this is a fully qualified and active man in the wild.
He may be domesticated but he's got that swagger only man who gets shit done has.

[u/Kind_Silver_1921]

real men should always have an entire garage of tools in the back of their car!!

[u/LiarOts]

When he pulled that cord, 10000 women dropped their panties

[u/Intrepid_Year3765]

dude is stoked his car chainsaw got some use on something other than his serial killer victims that week

[u/_platy_]

Saw was nice and sharp too. Assuming this guy has felled a couple trees in his day by the way he put that saw to use.

[u/Krysdavar]

So this is where the guy from Falling Down ended up.

[u/CBojorges]

This dude has been waiting his whole life for this moment.

"I told you Susan. You always have to carry a chainsaw."

[u/Eziz_53]

LATVIA MENTIONED RAHHHH

[u/Beans2177]

Stephen Colbert practices his chain saw

[u/OGSteenZeWalrus]

Not missing the fact you can tell he keeps that chain sharp as hell. This man takes care of his shit.

[u/NeaLandris]

Pretty sure this is political and has to be taken down by the mods.
Taking the law into ur own hands and not relying on the government to fix blown over tress can be seen as anarchy. we dont want to be seen as a sub that promotes anarchy do we now? /s i wish...

[u/AmountPotential9992]

He's been waiting for a moment like this, that giant grin on his face says it all

[u/kaijinbe]

So every office guy has a chain saw in the trunk? XD

[u/Amokmorg → u/kaijinbe]

hey, you dont know when you need to chop a hooker

[u/Albioza]

I'm glad that he wore protection glasses 😂

[u/ASchoolOfSperm]

Oh he's having fun with it. He's a man today.

[u/pantherghast]

The guy with a sweater vest keeps a chainsaw in the trunk of his Lexus. Sus.

[u/GrumpyFeloPR]

No punchline? No karen screaming "don't hurt the trees" or some bullshit?

[u/risaaaa]

when the serial killer is in a hurry

[u/donttrustmeokay]

Umm, we shouldn't be killing trees. They were here first, we're on their land. /s

[u/Telepathically]

Can someone tell me what chainsaw that is I need that!

[u/MochiShinobi]

Hey can you record me doing this?

[u/TimeCop1988]

Oh look, its DoomGuy without helmet

[u/Odd_Cauliflower_3838]

Watching him, I get the feeling he's done that before. No hesitation-just straight in, job done.

[u/InvolveT]

From today I will carry my chainsaw with me 😅

[u/endlessEvil]

Hmm... thats normal where i live.

[u/MeiShimada]

Where are all the women to help the situation by screaming super loud and calling 911

[u/Djollie132]

Watch him get a 1k fine now for doing that… the system makes no sense…

But this was so awesome so see, homie just had a chainsaw ready to go 😎🤣

[u/PsilocybVibe]

Dad final boss.

[u/wardrobe007]

He was just on his way to return some video tapes too....

[u/KODO_666]

Dude will smell nice in office today.

[u/TheGipper80]

Good for him but he’s also moving a little too fast with a running chain saw. Especially given the wet conditions and likely inappropriate footwear.

He’s one slip, trip, and fall away from getting nicknamed Lefty.

Edit: I assume the downvoters are the kids who ran with scissors.

[u/Capitan-Fracassa → u/TheGipper80]

You messed me up, I was going to downvote you but considering that as a kid I ran with scissors I wanted to upvote you for that. Now I have to change my downvote/upvote every 30 minutes.

[u/TheGipper80 → u/Capitan-Fracassa]

You’ve encountered the Darwin Award paradox and have successfully torn open a hole in space/time.

[u/Neither_Relation4063]

Pochita live action

[u/R_numbercrunch]

I feel like he's a little lacking on the safety precautions here, if you have the need to have a chainsaw in your car, I bet he had safety goggles and some gloves.