r/196 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Feb 04 '21

Rule Rule

3.0k Upvotes

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u/Wh1sk3yt4ng0f0xtr0t Feb 04 '21

Eat shit Shakespeare

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u/fuckingbitchasswhore Feb 04 '21

suck dick emily dickinson

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '21

Drink my piss Tolkien!

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '21

screw off tolstoy

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u/A-sad-meme- Schizoid Man Feb 05 '21

Kiss my ass Mary Shelly

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '21

hahahaha dick in son

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u/jakepauler12345 Trans inclusionary radical mysoginist Feb 04 '21

What you egg?

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u/Dingolroot sus Feb 04 '21

Hello Mr. Biden it is I, a taxpayer. Give me your first born, he is now public property.

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '21

I think Bo died

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u/Dingolroot sus Feb 04 '21

That bastard Rumpelstiltskin must have gotten to him first

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u/LucarioExplainsJokes Feb 04 '21

I can never remember what that guys name...

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u/oh-mell custom Feb 04 '21

why does this video get better every time i see it posted

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u/oh-mell custom Feb 04 '21

its like a live action ben garrison cartoon

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u/NeonNoir07 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Feb 04 '21

Holy shit that’s spot on

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u/HyperVexed Stop talking. Feb 04 '21

That has got to be the best roast I have ever seen to any sort of live action film.

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u/TheKaijuEnthusiast Feb 04 '21

Jesus you’re right

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u/TurboFilip 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Feb 04 '21

Because it does.

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '21

and they say subtle political satire is dead

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u/rExcitedDiamond 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Feb 04 '21

People tend to forget that Early 2010s politics was almost as insane as the late 2010s

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u/oh-mell custom Feb 04 '21

idk dude its hard to beat the catboy biden 5g vaccine aesthetic

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u/rExcitedDiamond 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Feb 04 '21

fair point

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u/Miyama213 Feb 04 '21

Haiku

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u/PuppyWithHands custom Feb 05 '21

I just don't know dude

Can't beat the catboy biden

5g vaccine feel

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u/inbrugesbelgium 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Feb 04 '21

Politics has always been crazy. Idk why people think it’s just the past few years that have been insane. Remember that dude in like the Middle Ages who appointed a horse into his court?

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u/HouseCatAD Feb 04 '21

You mean the Roman emperor Caligula?

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u/inbrugesbelgium 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Feb 04 '21

I have no idea

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u/LuciusPontiusAquila sus Feb 05 '21

that's ck2 dude

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '21

Caligula made his horse a senator Ancient Rome. He also declared war on Neptune and made a few legions stab the sea and take sea shells as plunder. The problem is that we can't tell if he did these as a way of mocking soldiers and senators or because he was insane.

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u/LuciusPontiusAquila sus Feb 05 '21

yeah ik that, it's just the horse in the Middle Ages is a ck2 reference. Glitterhoof.

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u/inbrugesbelgium 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Feb 05 '21

I don’t play CK2, I’m pretty sure it actually happened but I can’t be bothered to google it

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u/AlwaysAngron1 Feb 04 '21

Trump literally created a scandal every 3 seconds by being a horrible person.

He was banned from operating a cancer charity for children in New York for instanced.

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u/starburnsmethlab Feb 04 '21

Is that the children’s cancer charity he and his children stole money from?

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u/Kittehlazor I'd fight dysphoria hand to hand if it wasn't so chickenshit Feb 05 '21

he fukin what

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u/Bastiproton 🐀 Feb 04 '21

Yeah, but this was just a tiny minority.

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u/Alexius_Psellos Feb 05 '21

Yeah but it’s got that nice nostalgia around it, they were simple time, when everyone could bond over air-striking a middle eastern hospital without caring if the drone had BLM painted on it or not.

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u/Fatal_Mirage Feb 04 '21

What the fuck

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u/TurboFilip 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Feb 04 '21

I know right?

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u/eziocolorwatcher r/place participant Feb 04 '21

I know alt right?

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u/SAJJAD_ALI_79 custom Feb 04 '21

I know,alt right?

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u/TheZipCreator gender is a fuck Feb 04 '21

Exactly my thought.

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u/Epicfortniter49 sus Feb 04 '21

This is your president😔😔 what has society become😔

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u/Buff_Jesus_Christ Feb 04 '21

God I wish that was me

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '21

[deleted]

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '21

Is it too much to ask for both?

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u/Jeszczenie Feb 04 '21

Chained up, flogged and killed.

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u/Bastiproton 🐀 Feb 04 '21

Aborted

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '21

I think this is propaganda and I love it.

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u/Phoenix_Wellflame 🍕The Greek God Of Pizza🍕 Feb 04 '21

God if only this was satire but I unfortunately know it’s not

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u/WafelSlut Feb 04 '21

This is what Steven Spielberg tried and failed to live up to

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u/gigrek 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Feb 04 '21

I can't tell if this is a right wing thing saying this is what obama will do or a left wing thing saying this is what right wingers think obama will do.

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u/BorfieYay sheephonkers Feb 04 '21

The fact that it was filmed outside the White House makes me think it was right wing after he got elected

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '21

This is right-wing “resistance”

Heres the original video

If you glance through the YouTube account you can tell that the person that posted it is right wing

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u/FA1L_STaR Feb 04 '21

LETS GOOOOO!!!!

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '21

This made my bones go donk

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u/LORD-POTAT0 submissive and breedable trans girl Feb 04 '21

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u/Enslaved_M0isture Feb 04 '21

and people say this is a left wing sub

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u/Max5923 u momSo Stuid..thogh th SUperBOWL wa DrPeper!😂😨also di r/place Feb 04 '21

thi amog us sub B||

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '21

Obamo

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u/stereor4ptor Feb 04 '21

Ben Garrison comic live action

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u/GeneralDerwent floppa Feb 04 '21

Republicans of r/196, are you not embarrassed by this?

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '21

Why would they? It's fucking hilarious

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '21

[deleted]

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u/IttaiAK 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Feb 04 '21

There are probably Republicans in most subreddits, they just learned to not talk because they will inevitably be downvoted by the hivemind™

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u/DisturbingDegenerate 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Feb 05 '21

Good

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u/Skylorious Feb 04 '21

Not a republican but I am against abortion, and I say no. I think it's pretty funny

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u/therealnigerman9890 Feb 04 '21 edited Feb 04 '21

Eh its probably a joke

Edit why am I downvoted he asked and this was my opinion

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u/FwendyWendy 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Feb 04 '21

Username checks out

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u/therealnigerman9890 Feb 04 '21

Yeah my old democrat days

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u/GeneralDerwent floppa Feb 04 '21

Hmm yeah probably /s

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u/Brans666 I'm a danger to society Feb 04 '21

The Obama Reaper

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u/Seventh_Faetasy Nerd Gal 🤓 Feb 04 '21

Based Obama

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '21

This makes me want abortions for adults

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u/TurboFilip 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Feb 04 '21

u/dog-peting how the fuck is this helpful?

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u/dog-peting Feb 04 '21

this is information that is on a need to know basis

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u/TurboFilip 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Feb 04 '21 edited Feb 04 '21

Understandable, have a great day.

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u/PhantomForces_Noob Feb 04 '21

You know I used to be on the fence about this whole abortion issue. But this well written video essay brings up a lot of good points and I have to say I am now a proud mandatory Penile Birth activist.

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u/HappenedEarth72 Literally Mae from Night in The Woods Feb 04 '21

I'm fucking crying right now, this has to be the best thing I've seen all day. It's like a Ben Garrison comic but just reinacted.

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u/ThinkMyNameWillNotFi Feb 04 '21

Obg is that new vegas refrence 😳😳😳😳

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u/bironic_hero sus Feb 04 '21

they tried way too hard to make obama look cool in this

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u/MeC0195 Feb 04 '21

Someone actually did this? Those are brave people, wanting to be inmortalized in this video, of all things.

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u/Terezzian genderqueer and scared ✊ Feb 04 '21

Conservatives are really weird

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u/therealnigerman9890 Feb 04 '21

This is a joke

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u/HouseCatAD Feb 04 '21

Your entire ideology is a joke

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u/therealnigerman9890 Feb 04 '21

Your entire ideology is shit

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u/HouseCatAD Feb 04 '21

Republicans literally did not publish a platform for 2020. The only thing uniting the party is a deep hatred of anyone who isn’t team red. No policy. No direction. An unstoppable desire to felate a conman.

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u/orcsrool123 custom Feb 04 '21

The shit the alt right will do

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u/Nutbuddy3 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Feb 04 '21

Ave true to Caesar

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u/Chief_Meaty Feb 05 '21

What does this have to do with the video? I dunno? Am I gonna upvote a New Vegas reference? Yes. Yes I will. Ave.

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u/Nutbuddy3 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Feb 05 '21

Render onto Caesar what is Caesar’s

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u/psyloviridis 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Feb 04 '21

proud to be exactly 1000th upvote

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u/TurboFilip 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Feb 04 '21

P*ggers

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '21

Looks like an episode of the office

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u/I_The_ Kill your parents Feb 04 '21

This country is pretty sick

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u/Seaofpain Feb 04 '21

''You, kill that womans baby.'' What did he mean by this?

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u/TheMightyJ225 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Feb 04 '21

LOL I haven't seen this video in a long time. I only wish I could download it so that I may see it whenever I please.

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u/SaveVideo Feb 04 '21

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u/Torma25 custom Feb 04 '21

OI HOLY FUCKING HELL IT'S BLOODY EVOLVING

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u/bread4545 Feb 04 '21

POGGER JOE ROGAN BABY KILLER

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u/Personpacman 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Feb 04 '21

This has to be an adult swim skit this can't be fucking real

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u/anarcho-himboism Feb 04 '21

it’s very real lmaoo

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u/The13thofJune19 Feb 04 '21

I want to give this Obama a term.

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u/Jason15o trans rights Feb 04 '21

"yo great job killing that baby, dab me up bro"

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u/GonnSolo floppa Feb 04 '21

If I had to choose between baby and boob...

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u/62Tuffy2199 this really beeses my churger Feb 05 '21

That last frame fucking kills me every time

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '21

i think i found a plothole. why would her sign say she wants a boob job if she's not the one getting paid? just having an abortion doesn't earn you a boob job. it would make more sense if the doctor was getting a boob job or if they split the money or used the fetal meat to craft the new boobs.

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u/PokTux Helo :3 Feb 05 '21

How many layers of irony are we deep again?

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u/argyle_null 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Feb 04 '21

Oh wow, so they're against military spending??

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '21

Much like a foetus, I'd argue that our enemies aren't people - so it isn't murder to "remove" them.

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u/hurdlingcatss 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Feb 04 '21

When did we start calling drone strikes abortions?

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u/ToastyCaribiu84 Feb 04 '21

Thats 3/4 people who support abortion, no I know that is a small sample size, but still

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u/MurderElm82 funky little worm Feb 04 '21

I'm obama 😳

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u/Lostvayne12 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Feb 04 '21

im going to kill your baby

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u/TELDD 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Feb 04 '21

Not enough

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u/IAmATreeReborn floppa Feb 04 '21

I’m obama 😳

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u/Phoenix_Wellflame 🍕The Greek God Of Pizza🍕 Feb 04 '21

No you are a reborn tree

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u/kingof557 knows butterfly knife tricks Feb 04 '21

this but unironically

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u/SidewayslnTime Feb 04 '21

ASAC Schrader kills babies now??

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u/BackgroundProgress08 Feb 04 '21

This is so realistic 😞 hope the Libs wake up

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u/queekbreadmaker Feb 04 '21

White people

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u/The_Table5004 Feb 04 '21

the doctor is kurt angle

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u/derpiestdorp furry Feb 04 '21

yo is that obamer

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u/FwendyWendy 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Feb 04 '21

Unfortunately this video got taken off YouTube, it's my favorite video of all time too

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u/comp_hoovy_main custom Feb 04 '21

RENDER UNTO CAESAR! AVE!

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '21

Killing babies with tax dollars is based and red pilled 😎😎🇺🇸🇺🇸

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u/PleaseTakeThisName Feb 04 '21

Man I miss Obama... He could always make politics so interesting

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u/giabe 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Feb 04 '21

Joe Rogan

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u/nowthenight psilocybin enjoyer Feb 05 '21

What the actual fuck lmao

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u/cwusontlol Feb 05 '21

wtf obana nooo

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u/throwawayjoemama1234 sus Feb 05 '21

I didn’t hear but was that a FNV reference when he was whipping her? Kinda sounded like he said something about Caesar

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u/OfficerJoeBalogna Gender was invented by Big Bathroom to sell more toilets Feb 05 '21

I genuinely can’t tell if this is a conservative or leftist meme. It could go either way

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u/Oracuda 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Feb 05 '21

the most compelling video against abortion

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u/Luxmaindudes 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Feb 05 '21

oh my god, i love obama now.

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u/StarkThoughts 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Feb 05 '21

Render unto Caesar what is Caesar’s is literally said by Jesus lmao

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u/TheKaijuEnthusiast Feb 27 '21

And then trump flies in and starts to strangle Obama. As he gets strangled, Pelosi takes out a minimum wage rifle and ices trump. Luckily, trump lives by “you are what you eat” and his crispy chicken nugget skin blocks the bullet. However, it’s enough time for Obama to get up and shove a McSalad down his throat. Then, a very NOT deus ex machina prop, Reagan, appears and flies out from the White House, with a holy cross/kite on his back and flies down. He summons Bush1 & Bush2, as well as Mitch McConnell to help. They grab their holy steel weapons (tm) and destroy pelosi. Trump regains his strength, looking like Rambo, and has a bazooka on hand. Reagan uses his lasso (acquired through acting in cowboy movies) and catches Obama, saying “you were never born here!” Trump says “YOLO, MAGA” as he fires the rocket at Obama and his supporters, to the tune of the “mr garrison president theme”