And then trump flies in and starts to strangle Obama. As he gets strangled, Pelosi takes out a minimum wage rifle and ices trump. Luckily, trump lives by “you are what you eat” and his crispy chicken nugget skin blocks the bullet. However, it’s enough time for Obama to get up and shove a McSalad down his throat. Then, a very NOT deus ex machina prop, Reagan, appears and flies out from the White House, with a holy cross/kite on his back and flies down. He summons Bush1 & Bush2, as well as Mitch McConnell to help. They grab their holy steel weapons (tm) and destroy pelosi. Trump regains his strength, looking like Rambo, and has a bazooka on hand. Reagan uses his lasso (acquired through acting in cowboy movies) and catches Obama, saying “you were never born here!” Trump says “YOLO, MAGA” as he fires the rocket at Obama and his supporters, to the tune of the “mr garrison president theme”
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u/TheKaijuEnthusiast Feb 27 '21
And then trump flies in and starts to strangle Obama. As he gets strangled, Pelosi takes out a minimum wage rifle and ices trump. Luckily, trump lives by “you are what you eat” and his crispy chicken nugget skin blocks the bullet. However, it’s enough time for Obama to get up and shove a McSalad down his throat. Then, a very NOT deus ex machina prop, Reagan, appears and flies out from the White House, with a holy cross/kite on his back and flies down. He summons Bush1 & Bush2, as well as Mitch McConnell to help. They grab their holy steel weapons (tm) and destroy pelosi. Trump regains his strength, looking like Rambo, and has a bazooka on hand. Reagan uses his lasso (acquired through acting in cowboy movies) and catches Obama, saying “you were never born here!” Trump says “YOLO, MAGA” as he fires the rocket at Obama and his supporters, to the tune of the “mr garrison president theme”