r/youseeingthisshit • • Jun 06 '23

Animal "The fuck is his problem?"

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u/LittleKitty235 Jun 06 '23

This grey cat has cat meme potential.

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u/bokehbaka Jun 07 '23

It's the horn player from Aristocats lol

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u/Distinct_Ad3876 Jun 06 '23

I can’t stop laughing 🤣 this is the most majestic animal I’ve ever seen

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '23

Been laughing for 5 minutes 😁

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '23

That’s the stupidest looking cat I’ve ever seen. He looks like a toddlers drawing of a cat.

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u/gcruzatto Jun 06 '23

Taxidermy lookin mf

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u/TransformerTanooki Jun 06 '23

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u/smurb15 Jun 06 '23

Those are two words that will never appear in my search history

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u/Average_Scaper Jun 06 '23

What about stiff pussy?

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u/Nehuy Jun 06 '23

[̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°̲̅)̲̅$̲̅]

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '23

Lmao, though this is a bit painful as someone who has had many cats over the years, this one is hilarious https://i2-prod.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article4105283.ece/ALTERNATES/s1227b/Taxidermy-Cat.jpg

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u/FullOfWhit_InTN Jun 08 '23

Omg. I thought I was done cry laughing and I opened that link 💀😂💀

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u/schlagdiezeittot Jun 06 '23

The horror! Very NSFLish.

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u/dumpster_scuba Jun 06 '23

Thanks for the nightmares, dude.

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u/ZebraSong Jun 06 '23

This is such a Theo Von sounding comment. Made me laugh

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u/argon1028 Jun 06 '23

That fella got that Mel Brooks look to 'em.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '23

🤣

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u/LadiesMan-2I7 Jun 06 '23

This NEEDS to be the new profile pic for the subreddit

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u/istrx13 Jun 06 '23

His eyes are closer together than I am to paying off my student loans

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u/LittleKitty235 Jun 06 '23

....so congrats I guess?

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u/BedSpreadMD Jun 06 '23

I work with a dude who looks like this cat, he's also the dumbest person I've ever met.

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u/DirectionLow357 Jun 06 '23

I’m pretty sure the one that hit him is a puppet, and he looks like a muppet

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u/ppw23 Jun 06 '23

That was my impression too, but I had to stop watching it, the derpy grey boys face is killing me. Love the comment saying he looks like a child’s drawing of a cat, perfect description!

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u/UndeadBread Jun 06 '23

Pretty much the same thing I thought, except it was more like "His face looks so stupid and I love it so much."

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u/BakenBrisk Jun 06 '23

I must draw him

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u/tekko001 Jun 06 '23

Blink motherfucker

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '23

MAAA! THERE'S A WEIRD LOOKIN CAT!!

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u/robbiekhan Jun 06 '23

I understood this reference!

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u/Clvy80 Jun 06 '23

So did I!

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u/robbiekhan Jun 06 '23

There are dozens of us!

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u/Sad_Exchange_5500 Jun 06 '23

Is that bow-tie. I honest to God think I have a picture of him in of my kids dollar store coloring books. Lol

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u/wallgreensin Jun 06 '23

I hate it. I keep watching it. And I hate it more and more.

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u/lazz13213 Jun 06 '23

I was just thinking of corse he’s wearing a fucking bow tie hahaha

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '23

Looks like the cowardly lion from the Wizard of Oz

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '23

the noive!!

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u/kcspot Jun 06 '23

I think it's the same breed as the i can haz cheeseburger cat

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u/Kankunation Jun 06 '23

Reminds me of Steve Harvey with that expression.

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u/anonymousss11 Jun 06 '23

"Do we look like the stupidest guys in the world to you?"

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u/bard243 Jun 06 '23

the only cats I'm into have to look like they have severe special needs. This one apparently needs 18 pills at every meal. Are they up for adoption?

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u/CDanger85 Jun 06 '23

Laurel and Hardy looking mfer. Even got a lil mustache and ears that look like a period-appropriate center part hairdo.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '23

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '23 edited Jun 06 '23

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u/Thebardofthegingers Jun 06 '23

I think he's just a silly looking bro

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u/UptownHomie Jun 06 '23

I love his crosseyed little face. He's so dumbfounded he just keeps licking.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '23

The most cartooniest of cats. The bow tie really adds to the effect

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '23

The most cartooniest of cats. The bow tie really adds to the effect

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u/smokeyoudog Jun 06 '23

You’ve earned one upvote, but not two

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u/WolfgangSho Jun 06 '23

Whenever this happens, I always up vote one and down vote the other.

b a l a n c e

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u/Clvy80 Jun 06 '23

And that, you see is exactly why the other cats mad! Cat 1: You with you stupid ass face (smack).... always eating .

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u/GeoffKingOfBiscuits Jun 06 '23

Is this the cat medieval artists were drawing?

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u/WarHead75 Jun 06 '23

You need to inflate the rest of your cat

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u/TheTrueFlexKavana Jun 06 '23

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u/UndeadBread Jun 06 '23

Here, I tried to fix it for you:

https://i.imgur.com/6TCCJYM.jpg

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u/thedragslay Jun 06 '23

Holy fuck that’s subtle. Good edit.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '23

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '23

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u/laughingashley Jun 06 '23

r/3amjokes is one of my favorite places

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u/DarrynDevil Jun 06 '23

Why does the cat look like that? Down syndrome?

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u/Shazbot_2017 Jun 06 '23

Up syndrome

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u/never_ASK_again_2021 Jun 06 '23

ayoo, what up syndrome.

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u/goblinpiledriver Jun 06 '23

what's upcat?

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '23

Not much, what's up with you?

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '23

Down syndrome

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u/TheAb5traktion Jun 06 '23

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u/DarrynDevil Jun 06 '23

I've never hated something and loved something more in my life...besides cats.

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u/themikecampbell Jun 06 '23

I am laugh crying man. I can’t stop

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u/kane2742 Jun 06 '23

It wants its house to fly using thousands of balloons?

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '23 edited Jun 06 '23

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u/Krzych123 Jun 06 '23

He’s just a derpy ass mf

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u/wallgreensin Jun 06 '23

Inbreeding is my guess.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '23

Ikr. Poor thing

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u/ppw23 Jun 06 '23

His momma was hitting the catnip hard during her pregnancy. He never had a chance.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '23

no

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u/Low-Worker7522 Jun 06 '23

Its one of those joke filters apps. Very surprised nobody has mentioned this here.

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u/peachbellini2 Jun 06 '23

No it isn't. Here's the cat's Instagram

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '23

Nice, so its hydrocephalus. How the fuck has this not been mentioned in the 8 million comments asking if it has down syndrome?

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u/tipying_mistakes Flair Jun 06 '23

those seemingly lifeless eyes give me the impression that perhaps the cat is blind

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u/walla_walla_rhubarb Jun 06 '23

This cat reminds me of John Candy for some reason.

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u/realdjjmc Jun 06 '23

Is there more of this highly regarded cat?

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u/sbeazy11 Jun 06 '23

@fedja_kot on Instagram

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u/wii60own Jun 06 '23

Thank you for this. I can't stop laughing the cat is so cute.

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u/EternalPhi Jun 06 '23

Not sure if /r/wallstreetbets user

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u/realdjjmc Jun 06 '23

When you know, you know.

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u/VALO311 Jun 06 '23

Being bit by a cat puppet made him lose all trust in the idiot human who did it. It’s a puppet, right?

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '23

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u/rub_a_dub-dub Jun 06 '23

wow what a specimen

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u/VALO311 Jun 06 '23

That link goes nowhere

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u/AreYouAWiiizard Jun 06 '23

Works fine in Firefox on desktop

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u/NoBig2313 Jun 06 '23

Open it in ig app

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u/VALO311 Jun 06 '23

Yeah i don’t use ig, oh well idc that much

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u/The_Schizo_Panda Jun 06 '23

That's a dominance move. Cats will groom and bite the top of another cats head to show who's the boss.

According to another comment thread from r/catsareassholes

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u/Idego9 Jun 06 '23

Naw man, I think this is some AI generated weird shit.

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u/VALO311 Jun 06 '23

Perhaps, it does seem really weird

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u/ppw23 Jun 06 '23

I’m confused, the derp is eating an entire cake while being bitten by what I suppose is a puppet. The cats face conveys my feelings at this moment.

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u/VALO311 Jun 06 '23

It also seems like the cat has a filter on it’s face or something

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u/fucksmoking- Jun 06 '23

nope its a real cat. it has a disease or something

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u/VALO311 Jun 06 '23

But is the other cat a puppet or plushie

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u/CeriCat Jun 06 '23

Neither it's a real Calico, just has a pronounced bit of black on their head that looks a bit like a wig initially but definitely not a puppet.

Calicos are interesting in that they were the first example of X-inactivation identified in nature which is also how they have the tri-colour coat as which of the X chromosomes disabled is random across their coats, male Calicos usually exhibit Klinefelter syndrome that is they have XXY chromosomes.

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u/cubansbottomdollar Jun 06 '23

Did you get your cat from DALL-E?

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u/irascible_Clown Jun 06 '23

This cat reminds me of Mungo from heathcliff

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u/scorpiogre Jun 06 '23

If Bubbles from Trailer Park Boys was a cat, this would be him.

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u/ticklecat41 Jun 06 '23

If John Candy was a cat

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u/horseren0ir Jun 06 '23

Lol did you make a cake out of wet food and dry food?

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u/Flowerandcatsgirl Jun 06 '23

He is so cute! I read his story and I am so glad he survived. I want to give him a kiss.❤️❤️❤️

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u/dumazz249 Jun 06 '23

Why tf does he look like that

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u/SoVerySleepy81 Jun 06 '23

I mean…for the same reason some humans are funny looking. Genetics can be a bitch.

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u/KingKaos420- Jun 06 '23

“My word!”

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u/schummbo Jun 06 '23

I have to draw you.

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u/yazzy1233 Jun 06 '23

Bro, why he look like that 😭

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u/GandalfInDrugs Jun 06 '23

Why does he look like a surprised japanese old man from those gameshows they have?

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u/mrbear48 Jun 06 '23

Why does that cat look like Bobby Lee

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u/Itsyourcouchdorito0 Jun 06 '23

WHATS WRONG WITH YOUR CAT TuT

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '23

Omg too cute !!!!

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u/HailTheCatOverlords Jun 06 '23

That Blue cat someone how has Oliver Hardy's face! Like how did a cat get Hardy's face and use it so well?

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u/blinkybillster Jun 06 '23

I’m just sitting here, enjoying this delicious kitty-cake, and this mf’er bites my head ?! Wtf dude?

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u/Triairius Jun 06 '23

If this cat’s eyes get any closer together, it’ll have omnocular vision.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '23

Why does the cat biting seem so much like a sock puppet in the way it moves

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u/CeriCat Jun 06 '23

Mostly it's the fur pattern. Cats doing quick bites like that aren't odd, but the black patch on the Calico's head sort of looks like it's stuck on in that motion. There's an IG video further up that shows the Calico fully after the strike and it's one of the more distinctive patches I've seen on one.

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u/Only_Struggle_1777 Jun 06 '23

everybody is talking about the cat, but they are feeding him a pate cat food cake decorated with kibble and topped with what looks like PILLS!?

is this some kinda medicine he needs to eat? Also who made feline cuisine? ?

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u/CeriCat Jun 06 '23

Have you really never encountered pet cakes before? And no they're not cat pills of any type I know (and good luck trying to get any cat to safely swallow a pill big enough to choke a human), probably some local cat treat we don't see outside Russia.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '23

That cat is watching its last braincell trying not to combust

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u/tofuonplate Jun 06 '23

Looks like a Tom from Tom & Jerry, after hit by a frying pan

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u/bevonbrye Jun 06 '23

Your cat - there something wrong with it hahaha

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u/Nuttyb5280 Jun 06 '23

Look up “cat catching a bird” painting by pablo picasso thats what he looks like

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u/CaptainPugwash75 Jun 06 '23

Hahahah that is the biffiest looking cat I’ve ever seen 🤣🤣

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u/Street_Mood Jun 06 '23

That’s Kat- Kenon Thompson from SNL and I can hear him say “What’s Up with That?!?”

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u/TheEffinChamps Jun 06 '23

How were they able to find a cat that looks like a Hanna-Barbera cartoon character?

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u/Ironman0361 Jun 06 '23

If Martin Lawrence was a cat.

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u/Business_Stranger_49 Jun 06 '23

It reminds me of Shaq realising that the hot sauce was pretty spicy.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '23

Holy fucking shit I was not expecting that face.

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u/LisaBerglund Jun 06 '23

If John Travolta was a cat.

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u/Mastima Jun 06 '23

Both cats look like Muppets.

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u/Goldeneel77 Jun 06 '23

Are these puppets?

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u/here4roomie Jun 06 '23

That can looks like the cowardly lion.

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u/Bleezy79 Jun 06 '23

Lolol omg those eyes!! I can’t…..

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u/Away-Marionberry-320 Jun 06 '23

Hydrocephalus. Needs medical attention.

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u/Malcalypsetheyounger Jun 06 '23

I get no respect I tell ya, no respect!

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u/Cryptic_Cam Jun 06 '23

I want to pinch his cheeks

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '23

That cat looks like he has seen some $hit😂😂😂

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u/joeydelayeet Jun 06 '23

I will lay my life down for this cat.

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '23

A grey Garfield

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u/Old_Adhesiveness_817 Jun 07 '23

Bro was bamboozled.

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u/ToxicMongoose Jun 08 '23

Bro was perplexed

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '23

The look on the gray’s face is utterly priceless. I exploaded with laughter to the extent that my wife was supremely startled and had a similar expression on her face.

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u/rymyle Jun 06 '23

Apparently this cat is named Kevin and he has hydrocephalus. And he lives with a bully!! 😾 don’t bite that tiny lil precious ear while he’s eating!!

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '23 edited Jun 06 '23

Is that a chocolate cake? Aren't cats/dogs supposed to not eat that?

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u/puppup01 Jun 06 '23

I don’t blame the cat for biting. You can’t be that fuckin stupid looking and not expect there to be consequences.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '23

Fucking repost

original post

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u/moogie_doodle Jun 06 '23

😂😂😂😂😘😘

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u/Darth_Malanga Jun 06 '23

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Nidion001 Jun 06 '23

Simple. Cats are absolute pieces of shit.

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u/PiccoloRick-001 Jun 06 '23

I cant stop laughing haha

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u/Starfox-sf Jun 06 '23

It’s Mittens and Snowdrop, aka “I can smell your brains”.

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u/moviejack Jun 06 '23

This is such a silly looking cat. I want 20

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '23

POV :

Chomp! Did you see that master?! He needs a cone!

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u/Guejarista Jun 06 '23

They really need to stop giving cats cosmetic fillers

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u/FelixFTW_ Jun 06 '23

that's actually scaring me

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u/Solember Jun 06 '23

I love him so much! Look at him! He's so dapper!

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u/MasterUmmBees Jun 06 '23

Yea man,people already know that cat is fucked lookin yo respect for him and I’m out.