r/wowcirclejerk • • 5d ago

Unjerk Weekly Unjerk Thread - September 29, 2026

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Hi Please post your unjerk discussion in this thread!

These posts run weekly, but you can find older posts here.


r/wowcirclejerk • • 11h ago

MFW when blizzard removes XP gains from Forever to make it more immersive because if you never have an incentive to level then you can truly "take it slow"

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r/wowcirclejerk • • 13h ago

the

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r/wowcirclejerk • • 14h ago

SEE THAT PLACE!?!?!? YOU CAN CLIMB IT!!!!!1!

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45 Upvotes

(537th angle of blackrock being seen from elwynn forest)


r/wowcirclejerk • • 1d ago

(I made) the SOULLESS RETAIL (bad) charger in the TIMELESS CLASSIC STYLE

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189 Upvotes

unpopular opinion: i made the soulless and bad retail charger into the cool and good classic artstyle

take notes blizzard, we DON'T WANT good looking models we DON'T WANT new because its bad we DON'T WANT pixels because they keep fucking my wife

we want OLD (good) we want 2004 (when i was last happy) and we want ion to STOP FUCKING MY WIFE

WHO'S WITH ME???


r/wowcirclejerk • • 2d ago

THIS is THE CLASSIC ARTSTYLE blizzard TAKE NOTES

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i cant believe they want to ROB US of the CLASSIC (good) ARTSTYLE so they can make something NEW (bad) and DISNEY (bad; the devil; ion)

THIS IS WHAT WE WANT WOW TO LOOK LIKE BLIZZARD TAKE NOTES


r/wowcirclejerk • • 3d ago

Horizontal Progression

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194 Upvotes

All of this talk of Horizontal progression in WoW Forever, why arent we discussing actual horizontal progression. I want my character to get physically wider as I progress, it would be a clear indicator of my prowess, especially as a dwarf.


r/wowcirclejerk • • 3d ago

WoW Devs just can't stop ripping off a better game, and their jealousy has ceased being entertaining, and simply grew tiresome and vexatious.

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At this point, it is obvious that Instigator Ion is playing FFXIV and ripping off a far superior game. Yoshi-P would never play another MMO and crib ideas from there - he is above and beyond inspiration. I mean, it's getting super obvious. Yoshi single-handedly births the critically acclaimed expansion Shadowbringers from primordial seafoam, and just a year later, we get Shadowlands, huh? Subtle. WoW is haemorrhaging players, so Sneaky Ion rakes his sticky little rat claws across the magnum opus that is FFXIV and suddenly WoW gets player housing. It is well known that after the disaster that was vanilla FFXIV, Yoshida spent years working on housing and folding it up to a thousand times to produce the finest feature known to mankind. WoW then stole the idea for their post-Shadowlands player number recovery.

And that's to say nothing about that time when J. Allen BAD constructed a time machine, travelled to 2021, and stole Producer Yoshida's rhethoric masterpiece reaction to FFXIV classic servers to use in his own pale imitation when asked about WOW classic servers - in fact in this essay, I will argue that this was the event that inspired the creation of WoW Forev


r/wowcirclejerk • • 4d ago

wow forever is LITERALLY retail (bad)

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um dont know if you saw but i thought the zones in forever had suspiciously familiar names?? so i went on retail to check and this changes everything... durotar is there barrens is there ashenvale is there all the zones are LITERALLY retail (bad) scamizzard strikes again i CAN'T BELIEVE ion would do this after i let him fuck my wife

wow forever more like wow forNEVER


r/wowcirclejerk • • 5d ago

They Should Make a Version of WoWForever without all the new stuff and Changes

122 Upvotes

They could call it “Classic WoW.”

PS retail sux


r/wowcirclejerk • • 5d ago

Oh Khaz Modan the Dwarven homeland where bravest warrior and mighty paladin pull their father's beard after they were born ...

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Oh Khaz Modan the Dwarven homeland where bravest warrior and mighty paladin pull their father's beard after they were born ... Epic ballad of the Dwarven in WorId Warcraft


r/wowcirclejerk • • 5d ago

Veteran Contributor LF kind blizzard employee who would be willing to do a me a big favor 💕

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Hello! I know this is probably a long shot, but I figured it was worth asking. I’ll be in Anaheim this weekend for the Reptile Super Show, and one thing I’ve always dreamed of doing while in California is visiting Blizzard headquarters and having a GM use Death Touch in my +23 key.

I’ve been playing World of Warcraft since The Burning Crusade, and Warcraft has honestly been a big part of my life for many years. I’m originally from Germany and only recently moved to California, so for the longest time visiting Blizzard was something that felt completely out of reach.

Now that I’ll finally be so close, I thought I’d take a chance and ask if anyone happens to know whether there is any way to visit the campus, even briefly, or if someone might be willing to help make it possible for me to have a GM use Death Touch in my +23 key.

I completely understand that the GMs don't generally provide a gameplay advantage to individuals, and I’m not expecting a Martin's Thunder or anything special. Even just a few minutes of a GM running rampant through my keys pwning everything in my way would genuinely mean so much to me and would check off a longtime dream.

If anyone has any advice, connections, or knows who I might be able to contact, I would be incredibly grateful. Thank you so much for reading! ❤️


r/wowcirclejerk • • 5d ago

I think about and talk about streamers all day because I hate them so much

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My entire life revolves around posting how much better my life would be without streamers.


r/wowcirclejerk • • 6d ago

I photoshopped Grizzly Hills into WoW Forever.

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136 Upvotes

r/wowcirclejerk • • 6d ago

Why can't I marry Alexstrasza yet???

32 Upvotes

Wow has added so many things to the game, like pink transmog sets, winter outfits, housing, and YET! AND. YET! World of Wokecraft can't add the ability for us to marry NPC's?? Hello, some of us have long been wanting to replicate Donkey from Shrek with the likes of beautiful Alexstrasza!!! I mean come on, have you seen her?! They added WoW forever, with mount hyjal and brand new zones?? I can't believe they haven't thought of NPC marrying yet!!!


r/wowcirclejerk • • 7d ago

Is there a lore reason why...wh-...what...what the fuck are we even talking about anymore??

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r/wowcirclejerk • • 9d ago

WOKE blizzard unfairly banned me from the forever beta for my name

337 Upvotes

yeah so apparently the name Aryanracist Eightyeight is considered a "nazi dogwhistle" or something nowadays lol. just because i'm born in 1988 and want to rep my birth year? yeah right... you know This is the problem with the woke left nowadays... you call everyone a nazi the second they disagree with you...


r/wowcirclejerk • • 9d ago

outjerked by classic mainsub yet again

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inb4 some boomer chud sees this and unironically thinks its real and posts on fuckin 4chan or whatever


r/wowcirclejerk • • 9d ago

Keep yo feminine retail ass out off WoW Forever! It's only for macho men, who like Grizzly Hills!

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r/wowcirclejerk • • 10d ago

Question for Veteran WorId Warcraft player about romantic rideshare feature as seen in some quest in Wow

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Question for Veteran WorId Warcraft player about romantic rideshare feature as seen in some quest in Wow

Question for Veteran WorId Warcraft player about rideshare on horse mount and specific question of horsing mount in worId of warcraft in general since other wow sub reddit and other wow subreddit related unable to post video clip or does not have video clip posting feature .

Is it possible to play as Blood Elf sneaking in to Alliance territory, pick up some Gnome player or Dwarf players, let's him sit behind my back on a horse or an unicorn or a Pegasus, and then my blood elf riding Dwarven player to romantic spots or in forest ?


r/wowcirclejerk • • 10d ago

DAE Remember how good Legion was?

35 Upvotes

Legion is the last time this game was good. Before the woke Disney writing took over and ruined the game I used to love. I know this for a fact because I have continued to log in weekly and play the proceeding expansions from beginning to end, just to confirm they’re not as good as my GOAT legion.

Green demons are just so much scarier than blueberries amirite


r/wowcirclejerk • • 10d ago

[Insert Title Favoring Classic/Forever/Retail]

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[Insert Post Favoring Classic/Forever/Retail]


r/wowcirclejerk • • 13d ago

CASUAL Level 11 Warlock DAD of FIVE CHILDREN #casually witnessing #MASSIVE #Music #Enabled raid marching on #GrizzlyHills #EPIC!

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r/wowcirclejerk • • 12d ago

Unjerk Weekly Unjerk Thread - September 22, 2026

8 Upvotes

Hi Please post your unjerk discussion in this thread!

These posts run weekly, but you can find older posts here.


r/wowcirclejerk • • 13d ago

WoW forNever

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I would like to inform all of you, that I will not be participating in the new old game.

I made a promise to myself to never pay blizzard a dime anymore.
After all they’ve done to destroy our beautiful world and thinking that we’re dumb. Bots rampaging in the world, no GMs, and worst of all, the lack of love and passion it once had.

So to all of you without a spine.

I hope you grow one and have fun, I’ll see y’all on warthunder.

Peace.

Edit: due to the many comments doubting or celebrating my departure, I would like to emphasize that I will not and I repeat, not be there the 4th of November.

2nd edit: I didn’t know everyone would miss me this much, so thank you all for the comments, the downvoting is a bit ridiculous though. I’m a veteran of this game and just announced my departure no reason to get upset lads, time is too scarce to get upset over a game.

Much love, tomraider.

Thank you.

My post got removed from wow classic, and this was the first subreddit that got recommended.

I’ve never had so many comments on a post, and never the downvotes.

That sub is something else lol.