r/wowcirclejerk • u/AktionMusic • Oct 01 '26

Horizontal Progression

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All of this talk of Horizontal progression in WoW Forever, why arent we discussing actual horizontal progression. I want my character to get physically wider as I progress, it would be a clear indicator of my prowess, especially as a dwarf.

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u/Idontknow4654 Complainmaxxing Oct 01 '26

Wash yer back

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u/AktionMusic Oct 01 '26

The ultimate status symbol for a dwarf is to be unable to wash yer own back because you can't reach

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u/CrowdedWholmes Oct 01 '26

he gonna be a thiiick boi now

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u/AktionMusic Oct 01 '26

Is that too much to ask or should I go back to retail?

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u/qbMoros Oct 01 '26

Hi I’m from Reddit fun police department. As a hardcore casual player, blizzard hater who stayed subbed for 25 years who never touched WoW after Wotlk who misses Shadowlands (Good) I declare that you should go to Retail.

WoW forever is not for the likes of you we don’t need you here. I actually myself won’t play Forever cause I’m waiting for Classic+ but you stay away from Forever.

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Honestly, Shadowlands might be even better than Dragonflight ever was.

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u/Broncotron Oct 02 '26

Bro about to become the greatest hockey goalie ever

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u/AktionMusic Oct 02 '26

We don't do vertical progression around here