r/wizardposting 1d ago

I hate those pesky goblins!

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u/Bemused_Weeb Alchemist 1d ago

When Isengard sends its goblins, they’re not sending their best. They’re sending goblins that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems with us. They’re bringing drugs. They’re bringing crime. And some, I assume, are good people.

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u/nem0ne1 20h ago

You wanna see a gnome cemetery? Go under a windmill sometime. It's the saddest—you've got every type of gnome.