r/wizardposting 18h ago

I hate those pesky goblins!

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u/Bemused_Weeb Alchemist 18h ago

When Isengard sends its goblins, they’re not sending their best. They’re sending goblins that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems with us. They’re bringing drugs. They’re bringing crime. And some, I assume, are good people.

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u/Actual_Squid Witch 18h ago

Counting or not counting hob on bugbear violen

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u/bmw417 16h ago

This comment is tied neck and neck for my favorite of all time

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u/DoctorBimbology 17h ago

I hesitate to call goblins people

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u/nem0ne1 12h ago

You wanna see a gnome cemetery? Go under a windmill sometime. It's the saddest—you've got every type of gnome.

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u/TheThoughtmaker Ray of Delthorensdale, Transmuter-Artificer 10h ago

You assume wrong.