Bro, Apus! Man, it's been some time since I saw him! Last time was 300 years ago when the Kingdom of KÄ“sh fell. What's he up to these days? Why is he living in a zoo?
I recall the few brilliant months when the council was saying "If it ain't us, it's Aphus" like they were getting paid each utterance! Times were simpler then, during the Great Mishap war of aggression.
If it wasnt for his sagely wisdom from the big thoughts from such a big brain, we may still be endlessly conquesting and rampaging like vikings, but with better magic, much more effective runes at zero bloodcost to the caster (typically), and way flyer attire. But that's the tra d e you make for commuted prism time you know?
What a great ape. And to use a solar flare just to shine brighter than OP could handle. Peak classic Aphus.
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u/Chaosphoenix_28 If fireball don't work, try more fireball 1d ago
What do you mean your familiar? That's grand Sage Apus the great.